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SEEL
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What are some stuff you or your friends have done that got you in trouble with the five-o. My friend was waiting for us in a bush at Colorado university and it was like 30 degrees so he made a fire in a soda can and someone called the cops and claimed he was smoking weed, and when the cops came they wouldn't believe him, even when he told them to search is stuff and smell his backpack.
Apr 24 2013 9:51PM
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liftedresearcher
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damn dude that story sounds crazy as fuck.
Apr 24 2013 9:52PM
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Willgum
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One time I lost my phone at a park, and I went back to look for it at like 9pm when it was dark using a shitty flashlight (phone was dead). Cop rolls up and helped me find it using his spotlight, cops are generally cool when you arent a criminal
Apr 24 2013 9:53PM
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daannnnieel
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Smoking weed on the roof of a school and then fleeing with a bike and a two foot bong is fun.

drunken shinanigans.

fireworks.

you know, teenager stuff.
Apr 24 2013 10:00PM
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nagger
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you mean 2-1-7 420 hoodrat thugnificent nig shit right?
Apr 24 2013 10:02PM
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cbj
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>Kill hobo
>have sex with dead body
>litter my shit on ground next to it
>cop sees this
>high fives me
>MFW we eat donuts
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Apr 24 2013 10:03PM
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Tonic
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I was hanging out with a buddy and some girls at the park where the public pool is. They just filled it that day and it wasn't going to be open for a couple days. He convinced me to hop the fence and jump in with him, after about a half hour I gave in going to impress the girl. We climb over and jump in, it was freezing. We got out and went to dry off on the swings with the girls. Cop car pulled up and we walked towards the baseball field to leave. Another car comes around and stops in front of us. He gets out and asks if we have been swimming, he then pats our shorts and knows we were. Other cop now shows up we confessed, gave our information, then we were cuffed and taken to the station.

Posted from mobile, hopefully there's no errors.
Apr 24 2013 10:04PM
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daannnnieel
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none of my run ins with the police or security have been with anyone from 2-1-7.
Apr 24 2013 10:06PM
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proZach
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there were a few errors. let me correct you.

"One day, I was a big pussy."
Apr 24 2013 10:08PM
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Willgum
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Should have said you guys just had a wet sloppy orgy and your shorts were soaked from poon squirts and man juice
Apr 24 2013 10:20PM
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prosnurfer
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once me and my friends looked on the neighborhoods forum and some lady made a post about her trashcan being stolen. we thought it was so lame and it was probaly down the road from the wind storm the night befor. so we used a program and distorted our voices. "Bonie! we have your trash can!" and we called her and played it . she got mega scared. and the next day when we were snurfing in the yard the cops came and told us not to do that because she was a nice old lady. we agreed. it was chill.
Apr 24 2013 10:24PM
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SEEL
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haha
Apr 25 2013 8:31AM
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NMMedia
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Doin some urban here in Minnesota, see cop coming and know we will get in trouble if he sees us (its night in a public park) so we lie down in the snowbank pushed up by the snow plows. He didnt see us so it was cool.
Apr 25 2013 9:02AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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threads
Apr 25 2013 9:08AM
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kebbek
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Chilling with a friend beside a railroad waiting the train to pass at 11pm . Once it was passing we were very close and felt the ground shaking (neat). Once it passed, cops that were hiding in bushes and pedestrian disguised cops rushed towards us to arrest us. Flashlights attack involved i did not know what to think and the next thing i knew, i was on the ground, breathless with 10 cops beside me. They claimed we trowed rocks to the train the day before and broke the driver's window.
Handcuffed I denied it was me so one of them got upset and told me i will have a police record for sure.
I asked where was my skateboard. One of them said it was broken in half. It was actually in the dodge charger's trunk when they released me.
I was pissed of.
This is why i hate the five-o.

Apr 25 2013 11:00AM
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k-rob
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being black
Apr 25 2013 11:02AM
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lamppost
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my friend and i were quading at night on a public mountain bike trail. there arent that many house nearby but somebody mustve saw us as we were going in and called the police because they were waiting for us at the entrance as we were coming out. they pretty much told us that motorized vehicals werent allowed (which we totally knew) but we played dumb so we just got off with a "stern warning"

Apr 25 2013 11:08AM
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LiquorLanch
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Okay Bart
Apr 25 2013 11:09AM
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.SHAGGY.
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Cops accused me of having an underground fight club where I was setting up fights taking bets and making profit so I'm just walking down the sidewalk and cop tell me to come over, so I came over and he tries to question me I say I didn't do it. He tell me to get the fuck in car. I refuse to get in ( I have no reason to get in that car unless he is arresting me) so he physically throws me in. Then he tells me give me your phone or I'll smash your fucking teeth in, I say no. So he sticks his hand in my pocket and tries to rip my phone out I kept held onto my phone so he couldn't get it. He then proceeded to throw me out of the car onto the ground with his hand still in my pocket, then started slamming me against the side of the car. At this point I'm screaming assault at the top of my lungs. So he throws me in the car and drives away. Needless to say I reported it and it is being put under investigation. There is about 50 witnesses to this and another person from another town also put an assault complain against him. I hope he gets what's comin to him.
Apr 25 2013 11:10AM
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RimJobber
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Went out to this old, abandoned mine processing plant with my friend last October. It's all old concrete and rebar that's breaking and is all tagged up. Everyone has been up there before pretty much, and when we went there were green stakes and barb wire. It was tr first time we had seen it and there were no signs posted so we thought it was blm and it was there for animals not to get in to because there's some big ass pools filled with water and cyanide. Anyways, we go in and explore around for a while and go underground. When we come up, there was a black car, and we thought it was mine security from the mine up the dirt road. We decide to wait it out because they'd probably leave. My friend was 18 at the time and as we're underground in a tunnel, he pulls a hammerless revolver from his waistband and says he's had it the whole time and if it's the cops he's gonna ditch it. I come out of the tunnel and as soon as he pokes his head out we hear yelling and they tell us to come out with our hands up. He ditches the gun in the tunnel and we come out from behind some bushes right by my truck. It was the local sheriffs and as soon as we come around with our hands up, we see they both have their guns pointed and are walking toward us. They cuff is both and put me against the good of my truck and search me, then they search him and call us in as we're both sitting there cuffed and I have a gun still pointed at me and he has a taser at him. Everything came back fine and we talked to them and they eventually let us go and we went back later to get the gun. Scary shit though.

Tl;dr: went to sketchy place, sheriffs pointed guns at me and my friend and cuffed us and eventually let us go.
Apr 25 2013 11:11AM
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first_rodeo
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i go to college with a lot of kids from the city.

NYPD pat down policy basically has every black kid walking home from school in the Bronx get patted down and searched daily.     ive heard some rediculous things from these goody-goods.

This summer i was at a house party, the host was 22, but there was a lot of high school girls in addition to the 150 kids.        Some kid leaves the party drunk walking home gets hit by an 18 wheeler.

Long story short. the cops came to this compound of a house,  full squad confined everyone to this 3 car garage and tried to have parents pick me up ....  IM 21..................

So my friends mom is the DA and his father is a FED pros,   they came and got the cops in a fuck ton of trouble.

They said like 40 things in Latin (legal jardin) and the luitenent was like everyone can go.

Another one,      house party in an abandon mansion and caused 850,000 in damage.

 ill find the article

Apr 25 2013 11:14AM
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Austin.ski
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dude that sucks
Apr 25 2013 11:17AM
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RimJobber
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Also, pics of place above. ^^^
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Apr 25 2013 11:27AM
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deleted5
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Nope I got harassed constantly for skating in my town, and then had to spend 3 days in a NYC toombs which is a jail. All because I fell asleep on a subway.
Apr 25 2013 11:31AM
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Randy_Quench
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sick looking place. I love abandoned human structures. so neat.
Apr 25 2013 11:35AM
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CluckaChuck
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this, so fascinating
Apr 25 2013 11:37AM
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Jblz
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Threw a shovel load of horse shit at a passing sherriffs car. Was 2am and didnt see the paint job
Apr 25 2013 11:57AM
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k-rob
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i was joking but yeah i've heard a lot about the NYPD's stop and frisk policy, glad i don't live there
Apr 25 2013 12:00PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Got drunk and put shit in someone's mail box when we were 14, calle the cops we hid in bushes

Countless other drunk vandalism shenanigans that the cops got called on and we ran

Drove my brother to rob a drug dealer in the backside of this mtn hiking trail, pulled up in the car and blocked him in and watches him get his ass eat and robbed for $500 and a bunch of drugs.
He called the cops, we got questioned, brother got charged with aggravated assault and 1st degree theft

Was boxing my homies truck off of a forest servce road, county smokey rolled up and walked up to us. Rolled the window down, "holy shit, you guys been smoking any marihuana?!" Ground up our half zip and broke the bong, let us go.

Sideswiped somebody on a highway in downtown Tacoma, took off their mirror and scratched whole right side of car. Took off an evaded them and watched polie with flashers driving around everywhere looking for us.

Had been smoking for a solid 45 minutes on the way up to the mtn, cop pulls us over for driving in far left passing only lane on freeway. Stag all the shit under the coat in the backseat, she sticks her head INSIDE the car because it wa pissing rain and windy. Doesn't give us a ticket nd doesn't smell the dank.


Ahh good times being a pothead hoodlum in my little town.
Apr 25 2013 12:07PM
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Noha
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I've been asked to hush down at the public library
Apr 25 2013 12:18PM
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DILLINGER
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Threads, afraid I'm an upstanding citizen so I have nothing to report. /claim
Apr 25 2013 1:30PM
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GayWolf420
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My sister had a rager with like 40+ kids in our basement with shitloads of cars out front. Anyways, Neighbor calls the cops about the cars, Some kids that were outside puffin cigs see the cops roll up, take off running and then next the cop is at our front door talking to my mom. Luckily, My mom didn't get fucked for anything. Pretty much the kids who ran got screwed. (Including one kid who took off in his car who got a DUI later that night, lol karma) I'm assuming there were too many kids, And the cop said he didn't have enough breathalyzer tubes. Oh and, My older sister that goes to Michigan State just got in with all her friends for spring break and they were tippin some back as this was all happening. It was probably funny as fuck for them to see that shit. I just hid in my room and came back down to drink more after the cops left.
Apr 25 2013 1:36PM
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Bodhisattva_
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I didn't want to get arrested for being high/having weed and other drugs in the car etc.. nor pay for the damage for their car. Fuck them. Sue me.
Apr 25 2013 3:04PM
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first_rodeo
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When i was younger i was driving around town flipping buds, i hit another car at 40mph mid bong rip. i had two sealed qp's and a few 8ths gs slices bagged up in the glovebox plus the tenth and hundreth scale.

i was like 17 at the time with a few younger girls in my car, and my dealer who was 22.  

Cops were on scene literally soon as my car screechd and hit the car.

I open my door close it and lock it, everyone stayed in the car. bong water everywhere

MISS I WILL COMPENSATE YOU< LETS not involve insurence. i showed her like $1500 and gave her my wallet id etc and said follow me home

cops were bugging to get in my car, im pretty sure i was rolling or geeked out, i was so confident and persuasive.

She followed me home, we got an estimate i paid her $650 and that was it.

Apr 25 2013 3:22PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Lucky.. Good call on bouncing out of the car ASAP. I just said fuck em and dipped. I mean yeah sucks I feel bad for playing fucking smash derby on the highway with their car but I'm a pretty selfish person and I woulda been fucked mega hard so fuck em. I'm sure they got it fixed and covered by insurance.
Apr 25 2013 3:25PM
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first_rodeo
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people like you are the reason insurance is ridiculously expensive.
Apr 25 2013 5:06PM
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GayWolf420
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Who cares dude? You only live once, bro.
Apr 25 2013 5:08PM
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theabortionator
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My bed time is 10 but I put my tv on mute and play call of duty till after midnight almost every day
Apr 25 2013 5:21PM
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jackf
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sounds like boulder cops..
Apr 25 2013 5:23PM
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coolflash8
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Wow this thread was a lot better than I though it would be, fortunately since I'm pretty smart I haven't had any trouble with the pigs
Apr 25 2013 5:34PM
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LiquorLanch
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cod sucks bro play medal of honor u pussy
Apr 25 2013 5:35PM
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000000000000
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First off, fuck the fuzz.  All they want is your money and to overpower you.  People are either a threat or a commodity.  The officer's report is always regarded as fact, and as a result you have egomaniacs that think they rule an area.  Sorry for the rant, but the more people realize, then we can actually do something about it.
Apr 25 2013 5:46PM
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000000000000
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Most likely an uprising if the forecast of a police state is a reality. 
Apr 25 2013 5:53PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Not as long as we uphold the sacred 2nd amendment and keep our guns!!!!11!11 Screw Obama that dirty Muslim tryin to take dem guns so he can impose his fascist will upon us!!1!!!
Apr 25 2013 6:11PM
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taylornicky
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House party on New Year's Eve. Many cops and one MC later....
Apr 25 2013 7:33PM
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Mag
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All I've learnt from this thread is that I would be much happier if thizzle had been a miscarriage.
Apr 25 2013 8:31PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Good I was put on this planet to raise car insurance prices

Seriously though people are acting like I killed somebody lol. Sure I'd be pissed if someone did that to me, but at the end of the day I can live with myself and they can live with it too. Zero fucks given, shit happens. Besides, I've done enough good deeds to even out my karma.
Apr 25 2013 9:22PM
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Kronor
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You're a piece of shit.
Apr 25 2013 9:32PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Indeed I am.
Apr 25 2013 9:34PM
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Willgum
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Didnt you make a thread about this a while back? Or do I have dementia
Apr 25 2013 11:02PM
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GayWolf420
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Nah, I did. No idea why either, ahah. Trying to seem kewl on the internets, is all.
Apr 25 2013 11:27PM
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