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Official "Post Your Traffic Violations Thread"

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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Post up your traffic violation record. Parking tickets don't count. Best / most badass set of violations gets an e-cookie and kudos from yours truly.

I'll start (4 year period):

- Speeding 62 in a 45 - $120
- Speeding 67 in a 50 - $120
- Speeding 70 in a 55 - $120
- Speeding 59 in a 45 construction zone - $600 after court costs
- 1 warning for going 57 in a 45
- Also, got two tickets for no insurance card on separate occassions, but those got dropped.
Apr 23 2013 9:06PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
32 in a 25

Record speed
Apr 23 2013 9:07PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
vehicular homicide charges dropped after the lawyer realized the idiot jumped in front of me.
Apr 23 2013 9:08PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
0 because im not a dumbass
Apr 23 2013 9:08PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Failure to dim
speeding 85 in 65
speeding 85 in 55
speeding 100 in 55
speeding 65 in 55
Apr 23 2013 9:09PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638

parked in a lot without the proper parking pass. but i was too sneaky for them. NO FINE.

the dildos that this thread is

Apr 23 2013 9:11PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
83 in a 55 (Virginia)
80 in a 65 (Virginia)
80 in a 65 (South Carolina)
Apr 23 2013 9:13PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
thanks bro, +k.
Apr 23 2013 9:15PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
144 in a 55. jail.
Apr 23 2013 9:15PM
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Trace.
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 624
114 In a school zone on a moped
Apr 23 2013 9:15PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
55 in a 35 in my '97 crv. #thuglife. $100.
Apr 23 2013 9:17PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Clean as a whistle
Apr 23 2013 9:21PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
85 in a 70- 140
blew a red light- 110
Apr 23 2013 9:21PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
$200 for following too closely (in fast lane during rush hour traffic) and improper lane change (didn't have blinker on long enough).
Apr 23 2013 9:24PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Forgot about these. Pretty much get one every time I drove home to New York when I pass through Maryland.
Apr 23 2013 9:29PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Surprisingly none. I rear ended a new Mercedes Benz tho and much to my dismay there was no damage.
Apr 23 2013 9:34PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
gnar

california roll'd through a red to turn right into a taco bell, caught by a red light cam. 120$, most expensive chalupa of my life
Apr 23 2013 9:38PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
parking in front of a hydrant - $100
getting randomly pulled over for no reason then inconveniently not having my license on me - priceless

but had to go to a government building and explain why i didnt have my license. that sucked

Apr 23 2013 9:40PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
yeah i think thats dumb. if youre not over the limit you should be allowed to drink WHILE driving
Apr 23 2013 9:41PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
i should also mention the ass whoopin' i received from the cops. that was a nice present.
Apr 23 2013 9:45PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Friend actually got pulled over on his road bicycle for going 45 in a school zone.
He didnt think the cop was pulling him over so he kept going and the cop went on the PA and yelled at him haha
Apr 23 2013 9:53PM
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jcc03skis
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,020
The good ol' "No hands prostate exam".
Apr 23 2013 9:54PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
If I ever got brought into a government building i'd bring my resume and apply for a clandestine spy position.
Apr 23 2013 9:56PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3429 - Karma: 11,385
reckless driving
plates covered up with snow
driving without insurance (my mom keeps it in her purse)

all on the same night for fucking around with my friends in a parking lot. luckily the cops thought it was funny and I got off with a call home lol. if they knew the full story all my friends in I would have been in a lot more trouble, they just showed up at the right time.
Apr 23 2013 9:57PM
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KingTaco
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 2,824
parking over a foot from the curb
ran a red
75 in a 30 reduced to tint ticket
driving on a surface other than pavement
passing in the shoulder
tints
74 in a 65. fucking blow me officer
75 in a 55
60 in a 40

maybe some others that i cant remember. I havent gotten one in over a year fewfff
Apr 23 2013 10:09PM
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
90 km/h in a 60.
So..
55 m/h in a 37.

$150 fine + license suspended for a month.
Yep, strict laws over here in Ontario but I learned my lesson to say the least.
Apr 23 2013 10:11PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
we need an arrest thread as well
Apr 23 2013 10:12PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
I think the worst I've gotten was around 65 in a 40 at 3:30 in the morning going on a McD's run, the cop just didnt know that feel.
Apr 23 2013 10:13PM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
pulled over once, 60 in a 15 school zone, WARNING.

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Apr 23 2013 10:23PM
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Steezefiend
Posts: 40 - Karma: 14
150$ CAD - apperently doing doughnuts in the middle of an intersection in celebration of my new Toyota supra is illigeal

I've had the car for 2 months,

180 in a 100 - 200$ CAD
202 in a 100 - 350$ CAD
120 in an 80 - 200$ CAD (third offence and license suspended for 2 months

and my most recent :
100 in an 80 - 90$ CAD

my car insurance is now $342.50 per month CAD

All this and im only 19.. sheit

Apr 24 2013 12:12AM
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Steezefiend
Posts: 40 - Karma: 14
Kids. Racing is bad. For your walet not for your fun meter
Apr 24 2013 12:15AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
There aren't enough facepalms on the internet...
Apr 24 2013 3:19PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
Funny, cuz it would seem that your only 16 and dont have a carr...... also this is a pic of you....

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Apr 24 2013 3:23PM
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Steezefiend
Posts: 40 - Karma: 14
i was talking about my brother there dumb nuts

Apr 24 2013 3:27PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
oh ya i bet
Apr 24 2013 3:28PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

Please leave now.
Apr 24 2013 3:29PM
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Steezefiend
Posts: 40 - Karma: 14
okay :(
Apr 24 2013 3:30PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

I've gotten pulled over twice for speeding but no tickets (and no crying).

Mostly I've received tickets for having my inspection up, headlight out, stupid shit like that.

Apr 24 2013 3:30PM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
oh no you fucking weren't
Apr 24 2013 3:34PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
85 in a 65 - $200. thanks MA.
Apr 24 2013 3:39PM
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
I have had my license for over 4 years and have never received a ticket or been involved in a crash.

Got lucky one time though. Got stopped for a headlight out (received a warning) but I had 4 passengers in my back seat all with open containers and the cop didn't notice. Thought for sure I was fucked, I watched his eyes the whole time and he didn't even glance out back.

I've been in friend's cars who have gotten stopped and the cop shines his light out back and shit haha
Apr 24 2013 3:41PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
That's my first time hearing that one. Definitely going to have to remember to use it.
Apr 24 2013 3:43PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
No they're, oh my god they're green, like emeralds.
Apr 24 2013 3:53PM
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extravert
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 3,174
  • 73 in a 55 work zone by a speed camera. $40 citation
  • warning from a cop for going 35 around a 15mph curve on a mountain road
  • got yelled at through a megaphone for having my brights on at 1am on a deserted highway. Still don't understand that one.

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    snwbrdmilf
    Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
    Stupidest one was parking in a handicapped spot over night. Goddammit why didn't I see that sign?! F'kn Albany....
    Apr 24 2013 4:01PM
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    Toaster-Tony
    Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
    I've gotten like... 4 million parking tickets. They're starting to get REAL annoying. I should probably stop being so lazy and just walk the extra few blocks..
    Apr 24 2013 4:02PM
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    Spinoza
    Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
    in for a dime, in for a dollar? shouldve got hammed


    just joking. a DUI is way worse than an open alcohol. you didnt get points did you?
    Apr 24 2013 4:03PM
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    yelsel
    Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Apr 24 2013 4:04PM
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    first_rodeo
    Posts: 2383 - Karma: 7,764

    Albany NY

    please let me smoke a mod out

    Apr 24 2013 4:07PM
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    yelsel
    Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
    totally do able but keep in mind we're a package deal here.
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