FD titties--here to set the record straight. We are not some pro ho, high school, ratchet tatas. In fact, you've probably run into us at Cecilias and experienced a failed attempt to buy us a drink because, while some of you may have pointed out, they may not be the biggest, we are the perfect, perky, cubic handful attached to a woman of class who was bound to catch your attention at the bar.
Lesh did not have to "buy his bitches," or find some "nasty ass hoes" to fill his bed. Despite his videos, he's quite the ladies man and managed to keep these beautiful tits around for quite some time, swooning the rest of those sexy ladies into his bed one crazy, experimental night that resulted in the intro to "This Friday."
As for the high school chicks at the end, let's be honest, the fun ones don't stick around Utah much after 18 anyway...and I can tell you for a fact they were too busy washing the chocolate milk out of their hair to join us for the party, or after party.
While we're currently taking a hiatus as Lesh and FD's main titties, I can tell you as an insider that I will never stop loving the brand, the man, and of course, milk on titties.