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Breaking condoms

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Mr.Sloth
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Fuck.


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Apr 22 2013 8:51PM
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SkiBum.
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Thats why they make pills. And abortions.
Apr 22 2013 8:52PM
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Apr 22 2013 8:52PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Is it cause youre too poor to buy another?
Apr 22 2013 8:54PM
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coolflash8
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my gf is allergic to latex so we have to use these shitty polyurethane ones, and i swear to god they are made of paper. they break so easily, it scares the shit out of me
Apr 22 2013 8:57PM
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987321654hgfd
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You can't break what you don't wear...


Raw dog or no dog.
Apr 22 2013 8:58PM
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gotti
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use a sheep bladder, back to the basics
Apr 22 2013 9:00PM
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clive_bixby
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Hahahahaha
Apr 22 2013 9:00PM
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louie.mirags
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condoms are overrated, stds are exaggerated, and my load looks better on her tits than in some smelly latex condom
Apr 22 2013 9:00PM
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Mr.Sloth
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:'(
Apr 22 2013 9:04PM
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715.
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Apr 22 2013 10:19PM
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GayWolf420
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Where is rusty when you need him, eh?
Apr 22 2013 10:20PM
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gengar.
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there's a pill for that situation

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Apr 22 2013 10:23PM
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ThatMNkid
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CALL CAPTAIN CONDOM!!!!!!!
Apr 22 2013 10:49PM
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alvy.
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I tried condoms...they suck ass. Feels like a leech sucking the life out of my dick. Pulling out and cumming on girls is hilarious. Fuck condoms.
Apr 22 2013 10:57PM
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DrewPeacock
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Saran wrap and elastic band my friend
Apr 22 2013 10:58PM
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zues
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my gf tells me not to use condoms. and by gf i mean my hand
Apr 23 2013 12:21AM
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ESAND
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Remember if you like her she can't get pregnant

http://youtu.be/xOZreRAOgqY?t=30s
Apr 23 2013 12:21AM
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zues
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you know how i know you're 12
Apr 23 2013 12:24AM
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Kirsakid
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Apr 23 2013 12:26AM
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DIX~
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Never have I ever broke a condom, must take one hell of a dry vagina to do it
Apr 23 2013 12:43AM
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BoogieWoman
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This. Or you buy really cheap condoms.
Apr 23 2013 1:03AM
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J-LUVrunsthegame
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try a different brand. and dont keep them in your pants or in wallets or anything and you shouldn't have a problem... and to the dude with the girlfriend alergic to latex... ever thought about birth control? shit works
Apr 23 2013 1:05AM
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^^.Doug.^^
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i hear east coast people just castrate them selves so this doesnt happen
Apr 23 2013 1:06AM
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PON3
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idk what happened. but ever since I came back from Colorado, i really dont give a shit about problems any more. no worrying just living life. Broke a condom on my girl a week ago. Shes not on the pill, didnt cum inside so not too worried. if that was me a year ago I would be freaking the fuck out. IDK what happened but i like it
Apr 23 2013 1:10AM
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BoogieWoman
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Congratulations on becoming a dad.
Apr 23 2013 1:14AM
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johnnyBuz
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Trojan Thins are the absolute worst. Those things break like 50% of the time when I used to wear them.

If you have any self control whatsoever and your girl knows how to track her cycle and isn't ovulating than pulling out is pretty damn effective. Most girls are on the pill anyway so kind of a moot point.
Apr 23 2013 1:16AM
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special-J
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Congratulations on how cool you are.
Apr 23 2013 1:18AM
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GayWolf420
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Surprise: Its a black baby, So there is nothing to worry about.
Apr 23 2013 1:21AM
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alvy.
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Shit. How???
Apr 23 2013 1:44AM
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Rosstafarian
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If you have sex with her butt and/or mouth it greatly reduces the chance of her getting pregnant. It's much rarer to get butt/mouth pregnant
Apr 23 2013 2:05AM
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Dr.Dickless
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Apr 23 2013 2:06AM
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PON3
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;)
Apr 23 2013 2:10AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Never broken one. And girls that say they'd rather you don't use one kind of freak me out. Why would you not want me to use one? Especially when you aren't on no pills woman.
Apr 23 2013 2:37AM
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coolflash8
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She's on it or else we wouldn't be having sex. Ill probably try a deferent brand though
Apr 23 2013 9:53AM
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Jane6
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Hahahaha wut
Apr 23 2013 10:06AM
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last_tango
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Greatest thing ever. On occasion the wire will poke you though.
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Apr 23 2013 10:30AM
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theBearJew
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http://www.origamicondoms.com/

NEW INNOVATION IN CONDOMS. TRIED TO MAKE THREAD YESTERDAY AND IT GOT DELETED. CAPS ARE PERTINENT TO ITS IMPORTANCE.
Apr 23 2013 10:33AM
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Huck_Norris
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Is she allergic to having her anus fucked?
Apr 23 2013 10:33AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Broke one on prom night last year with one of the dumbest girls in the school. I wasn't old enough to by plan b and she refused to do it because it would be too embarrassing for her... fucking bitch causing stress and shit
Apr 23 2013 10:53AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Just a prom night dumpster baby.
Apr 23 2013 10:56AM
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Zimmerman
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<3
Apr 23 2013 11:02AM
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RimJobber
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IT WAS A REPOST OF MINE. I WILL BUMP IT TO THE FRONT FOR YOU.
Apr 23 2013 11:04AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Apr 23 2013 11:05AM
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RimJobber
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Hahahaha
Apr 23 2013 11:06AM
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OGHolliday
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those things look fucking awful. sure maybe they wont break but they look about 2 to 3 times as thick as normal condoms and with those rediculous ridges.... might as well put a ski glove on my dick
Apr 23 2013 11:06AM
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RimJobber
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The ridges are supposed to move and simulate a vag
Apr 23 2013 11:07AM
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theBearJew
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That would be dumb, your ski glove would not give the proper stimulation that the oragami condom would. It simulates the vagina within a vagina. Theres also a female version where it is used with a fleshlight
Apr 23 2013 11:11AM
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RimJobber
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Hahaha that demo was so fucking weird. Fucking a fleshlight with a neon dildo with the condom.

Also, I'm pretty sure the female condom was supposed to be used as an anal condom too.
Apr 23 2013 11:13AM
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-benedetto
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They seem phased out with the early 2000's..
Apr 23 2013 11:16AM
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RimJobber
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Pull out method is the new in.

Don't be a dummy, finish on her tummy.
Apr 23 2013 11:19AM
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