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My girl friend got really mad and almost dumped me because I...

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snowfinder
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Gave her a money shot, she said lets try something new and I did. Then she got really mad went on a rant about how she isn't a whore or porno girl and why would I ever disgrace her like that. I for one don't think it is disgraceful and told her so and that sent her off the deep end. Has anyone else ever had a girlfriend react like that? Or is she just crazy?
Apr 21 2013 10:47AM
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sugarman
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You are just a perv and I have no idea what a "money shot" is.
Apr 21 2013 10:50AM
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skiierman
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She was talking back to you?

Dump that bitch.
Apr 21 2013 10:50AM
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skiierman
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She was talking back to you?

Dump that bitch.
Apr 21 2013 10:50AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
assuming he means facial?

btw you have one of the best new icon/usernames ive seen on here lately, well done.
Apr 21 2013 10:51AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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I think they were filming a music video and for one of the shots he just wanted to have his girlfriend stand in front of a big pile of money. For some reason she thinks only whore's and porno girls stand in front of big piles of money.

Anyways, OP, hope your music video comes out ok.
Apr 21 2013 10:52AM
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.AR6rider.
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Pretty sure when she mentioned she wanted to "try something new," she probably didn't mean "fuck me for the usual 35 seconds, but this time, cum in my face!"

This story is bullshit anyway.
Apr 21 2013 10:53AM
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snowfinder
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I was filming but there was no music.
Apr 21 2013 10:53AM
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snowfinder
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Do tell how it is.
Apr 21 2013 10:55AM
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deleted5
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Skepticism is skeptical, I want it to be real.
Apr 21 2013 11:17AM
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VT_FLO
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Dumbass. When she said she wants to try new things its code for anal or assplay, not busting a nut on her face and making her eyes sting.
Apr 21 2013 11:30AM
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Chubz.
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Loooooool
Apr 21 2013 11:35AM
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Huck_Norris
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She probably meant actually making her cum this time, but yeah that works too I guess.
Apr 21 2013 11:42AM
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.Jacob
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Apr 21 2013 11:57AM
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TheStamos
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I accidently touched some girls asshole one time and she started to cry.
Apr 21 2013 5:47PM
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PJS.
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Huck_Norris with the slam!
Apr 21 2013 5:57PM
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Spinoza
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Did you smell your finger after? I bet you did
Apr 21 2013 5:58PM
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louie.mirags
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disgraceful lmfao, some girls love that shit!
Apr 21 2013 6:02PM
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JWeinstock
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how does this happen?

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Apr 21 2013 6:10PM
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skiierman
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How the fuck do I know?
Apr 21 2013 6:26PM
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skiierman
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How the fuck do I know?
Apr 21 2013 6:26PM
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The_Beekeeper
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^and again
Apr 21 2013 6:30PM
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alvy.
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How do 2 of skiierman's posts that say the exact same thing get such different ratings..
Apr 21 2013 6:43PM
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sweatshirt
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gonna need to see that video to confirm this OP
Apr 21 2013 6:48PM
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feihlination
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no matter what my sexual fantasies are, i would say that "our" generation is the first one with a serious desensitization when it comes to sex. obviously, porn was around before, but over the last decade, internet porn and especially FREE internet porn completely changed the way (mostly) young men look at women.

you shouldnt do everything with your girlfriend just because you think shes your personal sex toy.
Apr 21 2013 6:48PM
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_Garagely_
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I misread the thread title and thought it said "My girlfriend got really mad and almost took a dump on me." I am leaving this thread disappointed.
Apr 21 2013 6:52PM
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snowfinder
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no vid but here is a pic of her.
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Apr 21 2013 6:57PM
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skiierman
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You should grow a dick.
Apr 21 2013 6:58PM
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skiierman
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You should grow a dick.
Apr 21 2013 6:58PM
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Lucas
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Because the second ones a repeat?
Apr 21 2013 7:04PM
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PON3
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And your gf hated that you skeeted on her face, but looks like she takes the dick well. Hmmmmmmm
Apr 21 2013 7:07PM
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snowfinder
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she just doesnt like it on the outside of her as i found out.
Apr 21 2013 7:10PM
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MNS
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slip it in her butt next time, she how she likes that
Apr 21 2013 7:12PM
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gotti
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I mean if a girl tried to squirt on my face i would be very wierded out.
Apr 21 2013 7:15PM
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Dirty.Harry.
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So she likes putting things in her mouth? Is that what you're trying to say by posting this picture?

I'm sure you have better pictures of her (you know, if you had wanted to post what she looked like anyways and not just give into the image-related demands of NSG that happen as soon as a female is mentioned).
Apr 21 2013 7:17PM
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Jane6
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Apr 21 2013 7:23PM
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Caleb.E
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lol
Apr 21 2013 7:41PM
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Spinoza
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The double post was down voted for being a double post. The initial was up voted for its content
Apr 21 2013 8:05PM
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-Dan
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hilarious fucking thread solely because of skiermans post ratings. props to everyone that contibuted the + and -
Apr 21 2013 8:08PM
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slugworth
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Marry me, skierman
Apr 21 2013 8:21PM
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Malcolm
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This thread is awesome
Apr 21 2013 8:57PM
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DrewPeacock
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i cant tell if skiierman is doing this on purpose or not.....
Apr 21 2013 9:05PM
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skiierman
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Why would I ruin a great thread like this with something as annoying as double posts? You're a fucking moron.
Apr 21 2013 9:11PM
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skiierman
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Shit, they fixed it...
Apr 21 2013 9:12PM
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Forest.
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:O
Apr 21 2013 9:29PM
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bnewbs6
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Dude I totally did!! Hahaha!
Apr 22 2013 2:24AM
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turducken
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Make sure you cum in her eye next time .... Girls love cum in their eye.
Apr 22 2013 2:37AM
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rudager
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My ex asked for it on the face once, and I couldn't say no.
Did it, and couldn't help but laugh a little. She was cool with it.0

You must have done something wrong, after you finish, you get dressed, and throw an old towel at her face as you're leaving the door.
Apr 22 2013 8:34AM
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Tyler.A
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please no one ruin this at 69
Apr 22 2013 9:07AM
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skiierman
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I up voted/down voted my own post because you posted that...

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