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Some badass dog names?

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DirkaDirka
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My brother is getting a black lab male pup and needs some input on a name. We were thinking along the lines of something outdoorsy/badass like Kodiak. Let's hear em!
Apr 19 2013 12:09AM
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alvy.
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badass
Apr 19 2013 12:10AM
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.Apex.
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Chompsky

or Porkers
Apr 19 2013 12:12AM
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_Garagely_
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Steeze if its a boy, steezy if its a girl. But name it Kintla or Hilgard if you want something badass sounding.
Apr 19 2013 12:32AM
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NPF
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dawg
Apr 19 2013 12:33AM
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stupendous-man
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Rocky
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Stose
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Zeus
Apr 19 2013 12:38AM
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Wompuscat
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The-flying-superdog-from-planet-zorton9-that-has-laser-beam-eyes-and-satan-himself-fears.

Doug for short.
Apr 19 2013 12:38AM
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Jeebus.
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Poopstain
Apr 19 2013 12:39AM
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FLBP
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Sprinkles
Apr 19 2013 12:45AM
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edai
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Somebody in the other thread said his dog's name was Kimbo after Kimbo Slice and I thought that was a pretty cool name.
Apr 19 2013 12:45AM
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sweatshirt
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Regis
Apr 19 2013 12:46AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Duke
Apr 19 2013 12:51AM
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bnewbs6
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No way! My Black Lab, Newfoundland mix is named Kodiak. We call her Koda for short though, so it is nice that way.
My best buds Lab, Pit Bull, Doberman and German Shepherd Mix (Major badass dog) is named Trigger. Thats a pretty sick name.
Apr 19 2013 12:53AM
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ECAK
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Name the dog "Dude" My friend did it and for the command for the dog to lay you say "dude chill" best dog name ever.
Apr 19 2013 12:54AM
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Shredsterr
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Sprinkles

Tammy

Whamsticks

Vlad


Apr 19 2013 12:56AM
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7-3instacall
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Rex
Apr 19 2013 12:59AM
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Auzy
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Diesel
Apr 19 2013 1:06AM
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bighomieflock
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Hitler
Apr 19 2013 1:17AM
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FLBP
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Genghis Khan
Apr 19 2013 1:20AM
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CaptainDiabetes
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my friend's pitbull is named kahlua
Apr 19 2013 1:28AM
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act.resist
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FUCK YEAH


if I ever get a husky/timber wolf mix this is what Im naming him.


other cool names:

Tiberius

Dexter

Trap Lord

Waka Flocka Dog Man
Apr 19 2013 1:32AM
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theblackrod
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Had a 130 lb German Shepard named Hunter that I grew up wiht.. Kind of common, but it was quite fitting. That dog was the nicest kindest dog if you were in our house, anyone we let in he was more than nice to, his bark was quite intimidating though. One night he displayed why he deserved his name and why he still was a savage beast. Took down a full grown St. Bernard that had gotten loose from its yard one night when my dad was walking Hunter. These two dogs lived 3 houses away from each other, when my dad went for walks they did not like each other when he passed that house. The St. Bernard was behind them, it barked once with a snarl and my dad and Hunter turned around. My dad initially thought it was a small bear from it's size, but realized the bark was the bark of the neighbors St. Bernard. The hair on Hunter's back rose and he crouched down a little, but this was never out of fear. Dad knew exactly why he was doing it and then the St. Bernard started towards my dad and Hunter my dad wasn't getting in the middle of it so he unhooked Hunter's Leash so he could avoid the mayhem. As soon as Hunter heard the metal latch on the leash click, he knew he was free. Hunter hit the St. Bernard at full speed, tackled him to the ground, pinned the dog by it's neck and then paused. Held him there for a couple seconds then let go and walked back to my dad. That's a well trained dog who wasn't out to kill another dog, but knew to protect his father and once he had done that, he didn't need to be sadistic.
Apr 19 2013 8:59AM
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prosnurfer
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billy big paws.

Apr 19 2013 9:03AM
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*b_-_d*
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Rover
Apr 19 2013 9:43AM
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manzear
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My dogs name is Louie and he is a good boy.
Apr 19 2013 9:44AM
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statuswhitegirl
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I like the name Kodiak posted earlier

Hunter
Apr 19 2013 10:02AM
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act.resist
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Spot
Apr 19 2013 10:28AM
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skia4life89
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When I get a cane corso I am going to call him Boss.
Apr 19 2013 10:31AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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muffin
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Hoeseph
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King Buzzo
Apr 19 2013 10:39AM
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SkiFreshPow
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Scuppers
Apr 19 2013 10:49AM
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DockEllis
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I feel like Bruno would be a good name for a lab.

Or name it Randy, that would be badass.
Apr 19 2013 11:25AM
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c_roll
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fuck face pussy paws
Apr 19 2013 11:29AM
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snowdon
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Ninja
Apr 19 2013 11:39AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Xerxes.
Apr 19 2013 11:57AM
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rudager
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Our Bernese/Karelian cross is named Kodiak, Kodi for short.

Names

Kazak
Rudager
Mungo Jerry

Apr 19 2013 12:16PM
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blazer258
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Endo
Apr 19 2013 1:32PM
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Static
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speed bump
Apr 19 2013 1:34PM
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Masta_Baka
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Oakley
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qbehr
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'MERICA
Apr 19 2013 2:17PM
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sNaubi
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Phil Casabon
Apr 19 2013 2:47PM
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fuzz.
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My buddy had a white German Shepard growing up named Rommel.  Always thought that was pretty badass
Apr 19 2013 3:56PM
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onLINE
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Boe
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Flyon
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Benjamin Franklin, or Benji for short.
Apr 19 2013 4:00PM
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RimJobber
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Your friend was a Nazi
Apr 19 2013 4:16PM
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Ski_Alot
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It's official, I'm naming my next dog trap lord
Apr 19 2013 4:19PM
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Shredsterr
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Seriously name it Vlad. Imagine that, "Come here Vlad. Good dog, Vlad."

Or you could pretend to speak Russian with him. Like, "Oh ya, this is Vlad. Пожалуйста, не ешьте птицу дерьма, Vlad. Hе ешьте."
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Eemilt
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Vladimir
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chickenonabun
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Puff Johnny
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louie.mirags
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kramer
pepper

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