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Best way to come out??

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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
Looking to get out of "the Closet". Any tips???
Apr 13 2013 10:23PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
PDA
Apr 13 2013 10:24PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
You must be full on retard if you can find your way out of a closet
Apr 13 2013 10:26PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
thiiis
Apr 13 2013 10:27PM
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shinnybang
Posts: 22 - Karma: 436
Flashlights are useful.
Apr 13 2013 10:28PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
"Mom...Dad...I have something important to tell you."

"Yes?"

"I accidentally got caught having sex with a girl in the bathroom last week at school and I've been suspended. I've been pretending to go to school every morning, but really I just go to my friend's house, smoke weed, and play video games all day."

"You WHAT!? We are so disappointed in you! We w.."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. I'm just kidding. I'm gay."
Apr 13 2013 10:29PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
Just go right up to your parents or friends and tell them.
Apr 13 2013 10:31PM
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Randy_Marsh
Posts: 253 - Karma: 35
if you're are trolling I hope that others around you respect you for who you are.
Apr 13 2013 10:31PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
The first step is to log out of your account.
Apr 13 2013 10:32PM
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7springsprod
Posts: 2661 - Karma: 3,181
Wait IS HE?
Apr 13 2013 10:32PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
No i think he's the biggest troll on ns
Apr 13 2013 10:33PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Stay in there. Nobody wants you out here.
Apr 13 2013 10:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
OH NO A GAY
Apr 13 2013 10:37PM
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Squable
Posts: 21 - Karma: 82
Hey mom I know you want grandkids but I hope you'll settle for an adopted child from Chile because my penis is only comfortable in men's butts. I also enjoy being the little spoon. :D
Apr 14 2013 12:41AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Since when are gay people angry?


I'm not saying I'm not gay, because I am...but come on now.
Apr 14 2013 12:42AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Man just open the door and walk out. If it's dark just use your computer or whatever you used to write this as a flashlight
Apr 14 2013 12:47AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,396
make another stupid facebook video about you getting kicked out of the boyscouts and everyone will pretend to care.



but they wont.
Apr 14 2013 12:49AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Just tell them you have a hot date named Greg.
Apr 14 2013 12:50AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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Apr 14 2013 12:57AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
who isn't gay?
Apr 14 2013 1:05AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Fuck your dad?
Apr 14 2013 1:07AM
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Lemon
Posts: 75 - Karma: 154
hahaa lost
Apr 14 2013 1:08AM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
Pee in your parents butt
Apr 14 2013 1:10AM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Walk into the living room with your thumb up your butt. They'll know.
Apr 14 2013 1:30AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
lol mac's gay
May 19 2013 1:48PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
SHUT UP BYRON NO I'M NOT GOSH.
May 19 2013 6:35PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hahahaha, wait...that kid's name is Byron? BYRON? Hahahahahahaha.
May 19 2013 6:36PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
well actually his name is Ryan...but we call him Byron, for certain reasons.
May 19 2013 6:38PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2455 - Karma: 5,745
get caught watching gay porn on your computer
May 19 2013 7:04PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
i get it cuz he's bisexual L0L!!!!!!1!!!11!!!
May 19 2013 7:06PM
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
Not saying hes not, but it's actually cause he's black.
May 19 2013 7:38PM
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scrambledeggs
Posts: 380 - Karma: -1,289
bring a dude home.
May 19 2013 7:40PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
start wearing drag
May 19 2013 7:48PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
Good lord
May 19 2013 7:49PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
not nice!
May 19 2013 7:59PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
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May 19 2013 8:09PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,298
No its ryan, but it became byron, or "black ryan" after about 4 weeks of college
May 19 2013 8:51PM
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