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5 little known facts about obama

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Jeebus.
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1 He is the offspring of Karl Marx and Stalin
2 He makes frequent trips to canada to club baby seals
3 He is a devil worshipping fornicator
4 Kim Jung Un is a fuck buddy of his
5 He has a secret bunker full of twinkies, and we cant have any
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Apr 9 2013 11:27PM
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MNS
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This is now a Spider-Man thread
Apr 9 2013 11:28PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Spider-Man is so cool. I even liked the most recent remake.
Apr 9 2013 11:29PM
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MNS
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Apr 9 2013 11:29PM
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danderson.
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I heard OP likes fat chicks.
Apr 9 2013 11:30PM
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Dunnah
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Didn't you hear? People bought the rights to Twinkies and those other junk food products so they won't be out of business any more.
Apr 9 2013 11:30PM
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Jeebus.
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Theyre not the same, only obama has access to real twinkies. That bastard.
Apr 9 2013 11:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Why are you talking about Obama in a Spider-Man thread?
Apr 9 2013 11:32PM
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artfullydodged
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Don't talk about our president that way you twat.
Apr 9 2013 11:32PM
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Jeebus.
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Its a good thing your mother has put on the pounds, i love some fat bitches.
Apr 9 2013 11:33PM
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Jeebus.
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Since when is obama president, i thought he was just some idiot thats ruining this country?
Apr 9 2013 11:34PM
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Bogs
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That's because Emma Stone is the best thing to happen to humanity since we discovered how to make fire
Apr 9 2013 11:35PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I agree. My friends little brother looks exactly like what's his face that played Parker in the new remake.
Apr 9 2013 11:37PM
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Jeebus.
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Overrated and kind of a shitty actress, that being said i would put it in her ass anyday.
Apr 9 2013 11:37PM
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Bogs
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No one actually believes this, and anyone who says it is just trying to be incendiary and trollish.

So: obvious troll is obvious.
Apr 9 2013 11:42PM
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Dunnah
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Probably the only time I've ever agreed with you.
Apr 9 2013 11:47PM
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Jeebus.
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She really isnt that great of an actress, if you cant see that then im sorry but you are retarded my friend.
Apr 9 2013 11:48PM
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Bogs
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Like I said: obvious troll is obvious.
Apr 9 2013 11:54PM
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Jeebus.
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I get it you're trolling by calling someone a troll who's clearly right. youre clever.
Apr 9 2013 11:59PM
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Bogs
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thanks
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