Q: So how good are you Brian?
Brian: Ok, you just came back from the philippines where you had sex with two philippino women and one philippino man.
Q: You mean three philippino women. Ha ha.
Brian: No, I mean two philippino women and one philippino man.
Brian: Oh no, oh god no... no no no!
Cleveland: Ok, which celebrity could you do?
Quagmire: (Can't remember the first name) Hanson.
Peter: Quagmire... that's a guy
Quagmire: Ha ha, no way, you're kidding...
Joe: No, he's right, that is a guy.
Quagmire: Oh god... no... god, that means all those pictures, magazines, all the internet, every time I... AAAAHHH NO, GOD NO!
'I'm the master of low expectations.'
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