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Danderson's Juice Fast Extravaganza

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danderson.
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Today starts my juice fast experience. I am shooting for 60 days and have never done this before. I do not need to lose weight whatsoever, but for some reason, I want to do this. I feel as if I need more self-discipline in my life right now and this would be a great way to get it. Has anyone had any experience with a juice fast before?

I am weighing in at 172 pounds and measuring at 6 feet exactly. I will be periodically checking in with my progress in the coming days. Wish me luck!


Apr 8 2013 5:19PM
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Bmo.
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threads. got a juicer?
Apr 8 2013 5:29PM
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VD.
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60 days is a long time, I knew someone who did it for 7 seven days following a set juice plan. They said it was long enoughh to fully 'detox', -their words not mine.

Anyways good luck with that
Apr 8 2013 5:29PM
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yuck
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didnt know what you were talking about so i looked it up

and no offense but this looks like a stupid and pointless method of torturing yourself. why would you abstain from solid food?
Apr 8 2013 5:30PM
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1337
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you know the fast/cleansing/diet idea behind these is pretty bogus and doesn't really do you any good?
Apr 8 2013 5:31PM
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danderson.
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Damn straight.

And yes, 60 days is a very long time, however, I feel like if I set it for 10 days, by the time it was over I would just be getting the discipline I need. We shall see.
Apr 8 2013 5:32PM
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1337
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also you're a decently skinny/average kid, this will probably turn out to be more harmful than anything. and 60 days?!
Apr 8 2013 5:33PM
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Holte
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That sounds miserable. If you want more self-discipline, do something slightly less miserable with slightly more benefit - like running every day.
Apr 8 2013 5:36PM
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Phil-X-
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What are you, a lesbian or something? If anything you should be on a 60 day beef and dairy only diet.
Apr 8 2013 5:37PM
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CaelW
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Yea this seems like it's pretty harmful.
Apr 8 2013 5:37PM
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danderson.
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How about this, we stop at 30 days and determine if I should continue or not?
Apr 8 2013 5:38PM
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Bmo.
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60 days is a long-ass time
Apr 8 2013 5:39PM
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whoa-dere
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juice recipes!
i love pineapple cucumber. throw a couple ice cubes in there and it's refreshing as fuck
Click for larger image
Ingredients
  • 1 cup of pineapple
  • ½ cucumber
How to Make
  1. Chop the peel off the pineapple.
  2. Wash the cucumber - peel if waxed.
  3. Slice the fruit to fit your juicer.
  4. Juice and enjoy.
Apr 8 2013 5:45PM
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Toasty.
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fuck that man. if you were 260 then yes try it. Just enjoy juicing fruit and veggies but dont fast on it.
Apr 8 2013 5:47PM
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danderson.
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I did it for a few days, but I wasn't enjoying it and after further research, it isn't too hot for the body.

I'm weighing in at 164 now.
May 8 2013 12:02AM
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TheStamos
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My chick just got done from a 2 week water fast...2 weeks of nothing but water........ she did it and was just fine. Therefore a juice fast is not gonna hurt you in anyway. It will speed up your metabolism for sure since it'll be super easy digestion. Right on , good luck
May 8 2013 1:49AM
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MFM
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What the fuck you're retarded eat some food juice bitch.
May 8 2013 1:52AM
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youngdtay
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Styles P is a major advocate of juices, since he owns a juice bar, and he juice fasts all the time. That alone would be a reason for me to give it a go. Do smoothies count as juice? Or is that cheating?
May 8 2013 2:02AM
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daannnnieel
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I couldn't do that to myself.
May 8 2013 2:11AM
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idskithat
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you lost 8 pounds in a couple days? sounds healthy...
May 8 2013 6:38AM
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sweatshirt
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some people
May 8 2013 6:46AM
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I_liketobutter
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juice fasting isn't bad for you. period. you're eating mass amounts of fruits and vegetables, how is that bad for you? screws up you're metabolism? bullshit, that means you're eating like shit to begin with. the amount of time you're doing it is where the discrepancy comes. if you're overweight, you can go longer b/c your body has fat(energy) it can just keep on eating. if you're already in shape and eat relatively clean, there's no benefit to going longer than about 3 days.

as far as losing weight goes, culture has skewed what a healthy weight actually looks like. people are fucking fat. i wouldn't be concerned about 6' mid 160's.
May 8 2013 10:05AM
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nagger
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nice I hope you pass out and hit your head on a sharp corner of a desk
May 8 2013 10:22AM
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MilaKunis
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People don't realize this thread was from a month ago
May 8 2013 10:23AM
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CheddarJack
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Is that.. Possible...? I'm calling bullshit on consuming nothing but water for 2 weeks.
May 8 2013 11:09AM
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KZA
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^ don't forget the D. Water & D.
May 8 2013 12:10PM
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Jane6
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Can I get an Amen!
May 8 2013 12:14PM
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proZach
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a 6ft tall male's ideal body weight is 178lbs. under 85% is unhealthy.
May 8 2013 12:21PM
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I_liketobutter
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according to what? everyone is different sized. small hipped, small shouldered 6' guy isn't going to be even close in weight to a wide hipped, large shouldered guy.
May 8 2013 1:00PM
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theblackrod
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AMEN!
May 8 2013 1:07PM
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TheStamos
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Yeah its real. No D power shots either.
May 8 2013 10:18PM
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nagger
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just cause she did it and was fine afterwards doesn't mean it was healthy.
even africans are smart enough to make little mud cakes. they must have more knowledge on nutrition than your girlfriend.
May 8 2013 10:23PM
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TheStamos
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Research before you type, its easy. Because when your wrong in you look stupid.
May 9 2013 2:28AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Fail.
May 9 2013 2:37AM
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ski.cats
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fasts are completely stupid. have fun fucking up your metabolism
May 9 2013 2:38AM
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TheStamos
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Link me
May 9 2013 2:43AM
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DubV134
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i always thought people went on a fast for physiological reasons (not for health benefits), to prove a point to themselves or others. also, i have heard of fat/unhealthy people doing a juice cleanse before they start a real diet or new way of living
May 9 2013 8:23AM
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nagger
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It doesnt take research. Its axiom that people need food to live healthy and any 5 year old can tell you that. But gato posted links for me anyways so read up.
May 9 2013 9:06AM
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I_liketobutter
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lets be clear here, fasting is not "juice cleansing". huge difference.
May 9 2013 9:15AM
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Huck_Norris
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Oh hey yeah that makes sense. Styles P would make a great nutritionist. I'll get Fat Joe as my personal trainer and DMX as my accountant too while I'm at it.

Wait, what?
May 9 2013 9:33AM
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Mr.Sloth
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This.
This would be the only reason I would do this, to mentally prepare myself for a lifestyle change. Like becoming vegan or becoming flamboyantly gay.
May 9 2013 10:40AM
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whoa-dere
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which you already are judging by your snapchats ;)
May 9 2013 5:00PM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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Fasting is just a nice way of saying anorexic
May 9 2013 6:34PM
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yuck
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is your "girl" a plant?
May 9 2013 7:38PM
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*SID*
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dont du it dylan ull die or evn wurse
May 9 2013 9:26PM
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MNS
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this sounds like a dumb idea.

but threads anyways.

May 10 2013 1:12AM
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Dingo69
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Steroids?
May 10 2013 3:24AM
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Dingo69
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Also i could drink pineapple juice till i burst
May 10 2013 3:31AM
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Spinoza
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Good thing this didn't happen, kid would have disappeared.
I'm roughly the same build and have to stuff my face constantly to maintain my weight, and just to feel full
Jul 25 2013 10:37AM
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