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New Condoms

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Its called the origami condom


Apr 7 2013 9:45PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
I would so masturbate into that condom
Apr 7 2013 9:47PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
well isn't that just nifty
Apr 7 2013 9:48PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
^this guys icon needs an origami condom...
Apr 7 2013 9:51PM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,259
mans hand with fingernails.
Apr 7 2013 9:51PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
im actually a bareback man
Apr 7 2013 9:52PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850
I could see it slipping off, maybe its just me
Apr 7 2013 9:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
You know what's still better than an Origami condom? No condom.
Apr 7 2013 9:53PM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 850

female version
Apr 7 2013 9:56PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Hahahah dildo and fleshlight demo!

Also, Im pretty sure they said it was for anal too
Apr 7 2013 10:02PM
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white+wolf
Posts: 874 - Karma: 492
that would take away like the most fun part of anal.
Apr 7 2013 10:05PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Never in my life have I seen a flashlight fucked with a dildo.
Apr 7 2013 10:05PM
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Aladeen
Posts: 257 - Karma: 412
^ I just stared at this guys picture and laughed for a good 4 minutes
Apr 7 2013 10:13PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
how about no
Apr 7 2013 10:17PM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
http://antirape.co.za/index.php?option=com_joomgallery&func=viewcategory&catid=1&Itemid=33

anti anal rape devise. looks painful as... well it just looks really painful
Apr 7 2013 10:20PM
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Rafiki
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Click for larger image
Apr 7 2013 10:25PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I'm can't see any girl being too wild about you using a 'new type of condom' with them.
Apr 7 2013 10:27PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 397
roofies, my friend
Apr 7 2013 11:30PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Then you dont even need one
Apr 8 2013 12:40AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Just because she's unconscious doesn't mean she no longer has AIDS.
Apr 8 2013 12:44AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
the day they make washable condoms with mini bedside washer ill be happy.
Apr 8 2013 12:44AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Do you even get laid enough to wash a condom?
Apr 8 2013 12:46AM
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JIB_WALRUS
Posts: 671 - Karma: 130
.
Apr 8 2013 12:48AM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
i get laid enough to smell little virgins from 12534 miles away...
Apr 8 2013 12:49AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
That's very specific. Well done.
Apr 8 2013 12:50AM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I would.
Apr 8 2013 2:38AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
Its like fuckin inception dude, a vagina within a vagina.
Apr 8 2013 10:00AM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
If you don't have a condom, don't fuck.
Apr 8 2013 10:10AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Woah. That looks like a vacuum cleaner hose. for your penis
Apr 8 2013 7:14PM
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Uah
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Apr 8 2013 7:20PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
RAW DOG OR NO DOG
Apr 8 2013 7:26PM
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DrewPeacock
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 1,763
^^ 28 mm D-I-L-D-O slingshot projectile. LOST
Apr 8 2013 7:32PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51260 - Karma: 157,383
At some point there will be a condom where you just stick your dick through a device with some sort of electrical field and it gives you a condom for a certain amount of time.

You have a condom on but feel nothing, some magic shit.



Apr 8 2013 7:37PM
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moarplease
Posts: 293 - Karma: 15
http://io9.com/5965728/this-condom-delivers-an-anti+hiv-drug-prevents-pregnancy-then-disappears

Worked with electrospinning in school. they are using the process to make new condoms
Apr 8 2013 9:10PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Bumping for thebearjew
Apr 23 2013 11:04AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
dawww thenks.
Apr 23 2013 11:06AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Ur wlcme bby ;)
Apr 23 2013 11:07AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
I'm gonna leave this here....

I personally think it's a great idea.


Apr 23 2013 11:29AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Hey ;)
I see you contributed to my thread, how about we try these new condoms out?
Apr 23 2013 11:43AM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
There is no way in hell I am letting some doctor pock a hole in my sack and then inject me with something. I'll take the risk of having a Jr running around before I let that happen.
Apr 23 2013 12:11PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
nah
Apr 23 2013 12:12PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Yea I feel like this is different than taking a pill. Injections are tricky especially on the downstairs. Personally I would take a pill every day if it prevented me from having kids till I stopped taking it.

However birth control offers women something else that men do not need. To my understanding it makes the menstrual cycle more bearable. So women would probably keep taking it even if a guy was on some form of birth control...
Apr 23 2013 12:16PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
only for some.

the rest are just plain fucking bitchy. swear, girls who are not on bc are normal. bc makes bitches crazy!
Apr 23 2013 1:06PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
this is the most untrue thing ever. If anything bc makes girls more stable
Apr 23 2013 1:55PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
my balls hurt from reading that.
Apr 23 2013 2:32PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Have her be on the pill and finish outside her vag. Problem solved.
Apr 23 2013 2:52PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
why would you pull out if she's on the pill? i love finishing inside her
Apr 23 2013 2:56PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Extra safety!
Apr 23 2013 3:15PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
It makes it >= the protection from a condom. Just pulling out isn't that safe, and sometimes the pill doesn't work.
Apr 23 2013 3:21PM
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