Tonight i took my girlfriend to the outdoor mall in my local suburban hell . While she was in shopping for overpriced pieces of clothing made by nosnjections little cousin's i sat outside undernieth the star's. About 5 minutes into my star war's dream a young bum (about 24) asked me if i had any change I said sorry man i dont have any money on me and he said thanks anyway's and went and asked his next victim's. So i went back to my dream All of a sudden i hear yelling and shit like ' why you talkin with your mouth'. Some skinny asain guy talking on his cell phone was trying to push this bumb around . The bumb kept saying i dont no you man and trying to avoid conflict, The asian man was persistant and after chasing the bum around and swinging his cell phone charger around like a weapon the guy says ' say one more thing to me and ill sock you face' then this must have hit the bum's nerve's and the bum Fucking Rip's his shirt off and start's waving his arm's. At this point i have left my seat and now am watching the whole thing go down through the window's of a store blaring techno so im thinking its gonna be like a matrix fight because of the soundtrack. Anyway's the asain guy swing's and the Bum block's it like stevan segall and uper cut's the asain square in the jaw, The asian dude hit's the floor and is shocked, look's around get's up and run's away. I started laughing my ass off. It was one of the greatest things i have ever seen. This asian guy talking hella shit trying to be a hard ass try's to pick on a bum who's asking for change minding his own business and trying to avoid a fight by all mean's end's up kicking the guy's ass while he talkes on the phone. FUCKING GREAT
..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..