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Helmet hair?

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Ben_Mo-Fat
Posts: 328 - Karma: 793
So when my hair gets long and i go skiing for a couple of hours, i get the worst helmet hair, its actually super annoying. Usually i keep my hairreally short so it doesn't matter, but even some of my friends with longer hair dont get it after hours of skiing. Is it the type of helmet? or the way im wearing it? or am i just unlucky? Should i wear a beanie undeneath my helmet?
Apr 3 2013 8:05PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
slick it back with your semen, works a treat
Apr 3 2013 8:08PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
You should grow a pair and quit bitching
Apr 3 2013 8:12PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
this

or if you are a pussy water works too.
Apr 3 2013 8:12PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
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Apr 3 2013 10:40PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I don't get helmet hair but i had to cut it about an inch shorter because it started trying to go into dreadlocks.
Apr 3 2013 11:07PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
sandbox helmets are DUMB AS FUCK

are you a 10 year old snowboarding GIRL????

its probably rasta colors
Apr 3 2013 11:11PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
And best of all, it does very little to protect your head!
Apr 3 2013 11:19PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Sort of relevant, when I was in the lift line last year I saw some gaper looking kid with let's say, bieber hair, take off his helmet, do the little head twitch type thing ya know like to get the hair out of your eyes or something and then put the helmet back on. I just stood there and stared at the kid for what felt like an hour with a disgusted look on my face.
Apr 3 2013 11:20PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
i guess you're not as much of an idiot as i thought before. sorry.
Apr 3 2013 11:22PM
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Miclovin
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 637
its called shred head
Apr 3 2013 11:49PM
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sweet_caroline
Posts: 255 - Karma: 71
I find french braiding it works really well. Try that!
Apr 4 2013 1:13AM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
I think a girl skier with helmet hair would be just about the sexiest thing I've ever seen
Apr 4 2013 1:16AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
/thread
Apr 4 2013 1:19AM
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sweet_caroline
Posts: 255 - Karma: 71
...k
Apr 4 2013 1:20AM
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
i was gonna say "cool story bro" or something like that,

but this is the shittiest story I've read all week.
Apr 4 2013 1:23AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
that was my reaction too
Apr 4 2013 1:25AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
It wasn't meant to be good.
Apr 4 2013 7:39AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Find a way to use it to your advantage. That's what I do with my helmet / caps / beanies.
Apr 4 2013 7:41AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Nothing better than having nappy ghetto helmet hair after a day in the hill. One day you'll learn to enjoy the little things
Apr 4 2013 7:52AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Learn to live with it, love it, and embrace it.
Apr 4 2013 11:03AM
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Rparr
Posts: 5352 - Karma: 42,173
This is a paradox for me. I love having long hair in the winter for warmth when I'm skiing, but it turns into a shit mess every time. Not that I care, I just get some looks once and a while, seeing as I probably look like a serial killer sometimes.
Apr 4 2013 11:10AM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
be grateful to have the possibility of being cool by not giving a fuck about stupid helmet hair. Skiing wasn't made for pussies.
Apr 4 2013 11:19AM
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HungryHypocrite
Posts: 765 - Karma: 939
no, this is just check.. check mate is when you are in a coma
Apr 4 2013 11:29AM
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YEEZUS_CHRIST
Posts: 26 - Karma: 21
next you're probably gonna ask if there is anyway to make you stop sweating or how to keep your boots from stinking. There is only one answer to all of these problems, quit skiing and you wouldn't have any of these problems.
Apr 4 2013 11:30AM
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shane-mcwannabe
Posts: 27 - Karma: 597
Most girls find helmet hair attractive.
Apr 4 2013 7:10PM
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bardissono
Posts: 443 - Karma: 213
just suck it up and deal, wear a hat afterwards if it really matters to you
Apr 4 2013 7:26PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
seriously this. I usually french braid the top and leave the rest in a low side pony tail...


stick with the helmet hair and get bitches
Apr 4 2013 7:35PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Oh hey there. I have shred head right now. How goes it?
Apr 4 2013 7:36PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
i love your sig
Apr 4 2013 7:37PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Your name is relevant to my interests.
Apr 4 2013 7:40PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
too bad i'm not a pancake
Apr 4 2013 7:42PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
I can make an exception.
Apr 4 2013 7:44PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
how does one go about growing hair on their helmet? sounds pretty gross if you ask me but hey if it works for you
Apr 4 2013 7:51PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
Lol
Apr 4 2013 11:36PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
Your name involves slut, yet you are weirded by a guy stating something about attractiveness in girls. Weird
Apr 5 2013 1:31AM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
wake up, put ski clothes on, go ski.

who the fuck cares what youre fucking hair looks like.



Apr 5 2013 2:02AM
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Maturin
Posts: 132 - Karma: 78
Yup. When I'm on my way/at the mountain, absolutely 0 fucks are given concerning my physical appearance. The most primping I do is brush my teeth.
Apr 5 2013 2:11AM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Huh
Apr 5 2013 2:40AM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504

Having helmet-hair is a small price to pay to be able to go skiing.
Apr 5 2013 9:05AM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
nah I think it would be a great look for you
Apr 5 2013 2:07PM
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act.resist
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Apr 5 2013 3:33PM
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boo10159
Posts: 270 - Karma: 137
That's for sure weird.
Apr 5 2013 4:09PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,005
Idk, I always feel sexy when I have banger helmet hair. I never do anything special with my hair for skiing, sometimes if its super staticy I'll put it in a ponytail but I usually just let the mane rage and embrace what comes of it
Apr 5 2013 8:30PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
got dat cave woman look. i can dig it.


@Sander.

I'll never tell.
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Apr 5 2013 8:52PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Maybe you should keep a comb in your purse.
Apr 5 2013 10:14PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
My hair gets so fucking messy after wearing my helmet for more than an hour or so.
Apr 5 2013 10:47PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
Beanie
Apr 5 2013 11:02PM
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DosasNMimosas
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 664
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Apr 6 2013 12:23AM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Don't you have short hair?
Apr 6 2013 1:18PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
I don't get the problem with helmet hair after riding. You generally go home and shower, or you go to a apres bar where it's practically a badge that you actually accomplished something today.

I will say though, that when my hair gets all fuckey inside my helmet and gets itchy, that drives me insane. Itching it is the best feeling in the world.
Apr 6 2013 1:26PM
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