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Why do girls not dig me?

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priestwilliam
Posts: 20 - Karma: 40
im the best micecrafter at my school
Apr 3 2013 12:03AM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,944
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Apr 3 2013 12:05AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Well in that case keep crafting mice. Sooner or later a kitty might chase one.
Apr 3 2013 12:05AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
I thought priests only dug boys
Apr 3 2013 12:18AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
I thought the pussy would for sure chase the mice you spit out.
Apr 3 2013 12:58AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
SPANK ME HARD BARRY
Apr 3 2013 1:04AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
The truth is, they're scared if you. True story. You're so damn alpha that they're afraid to approach you, for fear that they will make uncontrollable love to you.
Apr 3 2013 7:37AM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
Until I just googled it, I always though minecraft was this:

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Apr 3 2013 7:52AM
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priestwilliam
Posts: 20 - Karma: 40
thanks dude
Apr 3 2013 7:29PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
And then I just realized OP is a micecrafter.

God made mice ∴ OP is god

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Apr 3 2013 7:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
Because you're probably supposed to be gay. And they know it already. You'll figure out when you're older.
Apr 3 2013 7:31PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
maybe its that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses
Apr 3 2013 7:33PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Are thy at least similar? I don't want to have to resort to actually knowing about it. Can I get a synopsis without risking sounding like I know what I'm talking about when I repeat it?
Apr 3 2013 7:47PM
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Pancake_Fucker
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 1,880
You build shit. Only reason I know is from watching the art of trolling.
Apr 3 2013 7:49PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,324
it's the most retarded game ever, but so fucking sweet at the same time. you just mine and build shit, it's impossible to explain it to someone who doesn't play it. i love getting high and playing for an hour or two after studying and doing homework, then going to bed. so relaxing and clears my mind, pair it with some good music and friends and it's even better.
i know i'm a huge fag, don't bother reminding me
Apr 3 2013 8:04PM
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MothaHucker
Posts: 4678 - Karma: 2,589
remember how you used to play with blocks as a little kid? yeah, its like that but digital
Apr 3 2013 8:17PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
Ya Lego but via. Video games and there are terrorists that hate your creativity
Apr 3 2013 8:23PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
op doesn't even lift
Apr 3 2013 11:20PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Aren't there always?


Apr 3 2013 11:22PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
You gotta invite those bitches over and let them see you find diamond

I hear bitches love diamonds
Apr 4 2013 12:57AM
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Wompuscat
Posts: 818 - Karma: 380
Find some creepers.
I hear bitches live creepers..... wait.
Apr 4 2013 1:37AM
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