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Do you lot have a DD?

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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
Let me set the scene for you:

Its a friday night, youre ready to get hyphy, and then go skiing tomorrow.

Word on the street is, there is a party a town or two over and you are invited. Ladies galore.

You get there, some lil john is bumpin, and then it hits you... "damn ive gotta get home so i can ski tomorrow, I might as well ______________"

What do you do? not indulge so you can drive? drink fast and hope you are good to go in a few hours? Drink drive and die? (please dont do this..) Or is the best option to get a designated driver (DD does not stand for drunk driver).

Do you guys and gals have a go to driver? that friend who doesnt do squat on the weekend and doesnt mind picking you up? Whats the best way to play this so you can still GO SKIING TOMORROW!

Let me set the mood for you lot...
Mar 28 2013 6:37PM
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howlongcanausern
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i drink drive im not gonna pay for a fucking cab
Mar 28 2013 6:39PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Hoard all the alcohol you can and leave, use it at your own discretion for future parties?
Mar 28 2013 6:40PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I'd be the DD so my friends can have a good time.
Mar 28 2013 6:40PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
either get a DD, take a cab, or walk. staying in is never an option.
Mar 28 2013 6:41PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
Drinking is dumb
Mar 28 2013 6:47PM
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Chubz.
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if you made this thread tomorrow it would have been sooo much cooler.
Mar 28 2013 6:48PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
Usually find a DD or split a cab if I have to
Mar 28 2013 6:49PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
If you start drinking, don't drive (I don't like the idea of waiting it out). Look for a DD. If you can't find a DD walk back. If you walk back, don't go bat shit crazy. If you wanna go bat shit crazy, call a cab when you want to go home.
Mar 28 2013 6:50PM
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Static
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don't use that term, it sounds retarded. it's called driving drunk.
Mar 28 2013 6:50PM
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1337
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Lol I usually end up DDing for people
Mar 28 2013 6:53PM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
sorry, poor grammar on my part, i shuold have gone for a comma there. I meant do those things in series "drink, drive, and die."

And to everyone else, I would agree that driving is not a good option, Im thinking i need to find that friend who is a bro at 12am...
Mar 28 2013 6:54PM
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t-roy
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Drinking then driving shouldn't even be an option in this situation.

I did a clinical rotation for school through a maximum level state prison and you wouldn't believe how many normal, educated middle aged men i saw in there who had ruined lives from drunk driving...don't do it. period.
Mar 28 2013 7:15PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
i drive when im stoned and have a driver when im drunk. dont be stupid
Mar 28 2013 7:50PM
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Stose
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Driving while stoned is stupid
Mar 28 2013 10:05PM
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lineskier10
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I DRIVE DRUNK, BITCHES
Mar 28 2013 10:08PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
What you're going to want to do is this. Walk to a pizza place. When they say for here or to go, say delivery. When they deliver the pizza to your house, sit in the backseat. Then gorge on the pizza that you just ordered.
Mar 28 2013 10:14PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
IN THEORY THIS WORKS IN REALITY DRIVERS FOR BIG CHAINS LIKE DOMINOS AND PIZZA HUT ARENT ALLOWED TO BRING PEOPLE WITH THEM I TRIED IT TO GET A RIDE HOME FROM JAIL ONCE IT DIDNT WORK
Mar 28 2013 10:16PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
Hmmm... this disappoints me thoroughly.
Mar 28 2013 10:24PM
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KEVTRON
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Hoard as in steal? Grimmy. you lookin to get the shit kicked out of you when you randomly run into those people at a diff party?
Mar 28 2013 10:25PM
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.AR6rider.
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Except...it is. If you disagree, you're a fucking idiot.
Mar 28 2013 10:26PM
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KEVTRON
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driving under the influence of anything is stupid, everything impairs judgement. Im sure almost all of us have though.
Mar 28 2013 10:32PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
DDFD


designated drunk as fuck driver


sounds good to me....or i just drive home.....


OR BETTER YET, I TAKE MY SKI SHIT WITH ME PUT IT IN MY CAR, THEN STAY THE NIGHT AT SAID PARTY.
Mar 28 2013 10:36PM
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cubber
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i'm the DD /claim
Mar 28 2013 10:47PM
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hendriab
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this was my room mates go-to move when we were freshmen. Small pizza parlor, so they were cool with giving him a lift. It was a win-win. My slob room mate would head to a different party, get shit housed, then meet us at the dorm with pizza to share. I was like "chill"
Mar 28 2013 10:52PM
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snowdon
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I usually just don't really worry about how I'm getting back until the end of the night. It always works out one way or another, and if not, there's a sleeping bag in my car. I'm not gonna drive drunk though.
Mar 28 2013 10:53PM
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SlimDunkin.
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My friends and I all have cars, so Thursday Friday Saturday we just draw straws
Mar 28 2013 10:55PM
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Austin69
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I will do this one day
Mar 28 2013 11:17PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i always roll with a sleeping bag in my car. when i used to have a big crew cab pickup sleeping in the vehicle wasnt even a big deal at all, i did it all the time. but in my sedan i usually just politely ask to stay the night at wherever im at, then crash on the couch or floor with my sleeping bag. if im too fucked up to leave and dont have any other ways home.


ive never lived in an area where i can walk/take public transport to and from parties. my house is easy 40 minutes outside the city where bars and shit are, and still maybe 15 min from the closest town.
Mar 28 2013 11:24PM
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spliff.Life
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i wish this was a troll
Mar 28 2013 11:40PM
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
depends on how baked you are. under most circumstances its no problem at all
Mar 28 2013 11:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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One might then argue that it's no problem to drive if you're just buzzed, right?
Mar 29 2013 12:28AM
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Dr.Dickless
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and then never get invited anywhere again, good plan


Mar 29 2013 12:33AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
a person who was drunk was driving at 4:15 pm on my street and there where to grandparents who where hit by the drunk driver. horrible :( this happened 2 days ago.
Mar 29 2013 12:40AM
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B.Aussie
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Mar 29 2013 4:48AM
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Benedetto.
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Disappoints me too man. Liked where you were headed with your theory!

For ya little younger folk, drinking and driving has serious consequences. Have a plan!
Mar 29 2013 5:31AM
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most_mint
Posts: 506 - Karma: 175
once again i would like to reiterate, I DO NOT APPROVE OF DRINKING AND DRIVING. DONT DO IT. PEOPLE DIE. I lost a close family friend to a careless accident.

On the less serious note, the pizza idea is genius. I have a feeling more well known places wont do this for you, but I bet if you offer a good size tip you would have some luck.
Mar 29 2013 8:40AM
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