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Poles or no poles?

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robbenton16
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Mar 27 2013 10:07AM
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Mr.Bishop
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No poles.
Mar 27 2013 10:09AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Mar 27 2013 10:09AM
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One.2
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This tread... again
Mar 27 2013 10:11AM
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whoa-dere
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no poles
Mar 27 2013 10:15AM
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Mr.Bishop
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I think we should make a new one every day until nobody uses poles anymore.
Mar 27 2013 10:15AM
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VD.
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Sorry the temptation to quote this is too high

"skiing without poles is life getting a handjob from a man, feels great until you look down and realize you're gay"

Can't attribute it to anyone because I don't know who said it first, anyone know?
Mar 27 2013 10:18AM
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VD.
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*like
Mar 27 2013 10:19AM
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SPUTnik.
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just leave.
Mar 27 2013 10:24AM
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Petey.
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Tom Wallisch not long after he won Super Unknown
Mar 27 2013 10:30AM
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Saga.
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does it really matter?
Mar 27 2013 10:48AM
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Petey.
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Classic Vest in black is still out of stock.

God is dead.
Mar 27 2013 10:50AM
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VD.
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Really, I swear TWall rode no poles for like half of his superunknown edit though ?
Mar 27 2013 10:53AM
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Petey.
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I was just kidding lol and yeah he did
Mar 27 2013 10:55AM
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freestyler540
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Poles here is why:
- stability. Poles are designed to reinforce side forces when you walk or turn. The poles also have a great energy storing capacity and can be used for emergency maneuvers through the trees and cliffs
-Skiers wear poles, ski bladers do not. We all know how ski bladers are awesome.
-Multi purpose tool. Not kidding the thing can become a hammer, an arm extension, crutches, Make noise and as a weapon.

But we did sort this question out in 2008. We all agreed on "Fuck you noob".
Mar 27 2013 1:00PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Your arguments are silly and invalid. My hands can do all of those things including making the "I am a skier" gangsign.

Mar 27 2013 1:03PM
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freestyler540
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I reject your reality and substitute with my own.
Mar 27 2013 1:10PM
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RawrRawrRob
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Poles at the mountain, poleless for the byard seshes
Mar 27 2013 1:13PM
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*JDBP*
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Yeah, fuck you noob.
Mar 27 2013 1:14PM
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ILLinoisance
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Mar 27 2013 1:27PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Sometimes I like to be trolled.
Mar 27 2013 1:29PM
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freestyler540
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yup, but I get a cheap satisfaction of posting in these
Mar 27 2013 1:31PM
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Bloom.
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No poles in the park considering they really have no function. Its like carrying weights around and makes it harder to grab. I ski better in the park without poles.

I use poles anywhere else on the mountain considering they have a function.
Mar 27 2013 1:33PM
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johnnyBuz
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Some days I use polls, some days I don't. Depends how I feel, how sore/strong my legs are, whether I can bend down to pop off my skis with my hands or not, etc.
Mar 27 2013 1:56PM
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OG_Loc
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When the fuck did skiing get a gangsign?
Mar 27 2013 2:17PM
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Mr.Sloth
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What? No one told you? Who let you on this site anyway?
Mar 27 2013 2:32PM
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Nikkekoivisto
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For me, poles. leave ur poles out and you are an ready aerialist man. + looks more dumb, and everybody knows that skiing is all about looking good in the hill. tricks come after that. (<not)
Mar 27 2013 3:10PM
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OG_Loc
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I snuck in...
Mar 27 2013 3:14PM
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FunkySane
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This.
Mar 27 2013 3:18PM
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JWeinstock
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no poles most of the time now. i always used poles but last weekend i forgot them for a day and it felt so much better. i feel like i am more free
Mar 27 2013 3:27PM
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715.
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no poles
Mar 27 2013 3:38PM
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stoned_sorcerer
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I don't even know why i'm answering the thread but basically the same thing with me - I had a thumb injury and skied without poles for a while and then just kept doing it because it felt like i was more free. I use poles while outside the park tho (which rarely happens because of where i ski).
Mar 27 2013 3:47PM
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EthanScott23
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searchbar doe

Mar 27 2013 4:57PM
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FIRETHECANNONS
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no poles for sure
Mar 27 2013 6:40PM
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SpliffyJ
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No poles in park, and occasionally no poles in urban, but i use poles for everywhere else on the mountain.
Mar 27 2013 6:46PM
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FreeskiThe603
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i typically use poles as they give me better balance for some reason, but i recently got one pole stolen (who the fuck steals one pole?) and ive been riding no poles and i actually dont mind it so much
Mar 27 2013 6:55PM
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Lemuel
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I'm about half and half this year. Sometimes I can't ski without poles, sometimes I just don't feel like grabbing them out of the car.
Mar 27 2013 7:01PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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no poles when snow is shitty. poles when im hitting the bc and pow
Mar 27 2013 7:06PM
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Tree60
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I've been rocking no poles lately. It is a bit more fun, but anything difficult I'm hitting with poles, especially when im trying something new on jumps.
Mar 27 2013 7:35PM
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DeRizzo
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Mar 27 2013 7:38PM
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JTTrembles
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What ever I feel like
Mar 27 2013 7:43PM
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_Garagely_
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Poles are a mental thing for me. I ski in the park with them because they make me feel reassured and comfortable.
Mar 27 2013 7:45PM
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steezburgereddie
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I remember seeing this too
Mar 28 2013 12:04AM
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BMillerrr
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Poles are too mainstream. Skiing isn't about having fun, it's about being different.
Mar 28 2013 1:25AM
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STAUSS
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watch any montage edit then come back and post.
Mar 28 2013 1:31AM
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danderson.
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Yeah! Go OP!
Mar 28 2013 1:35AM
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joris.blanc
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Haha awesome quote !!!

Personally I rode all this year without poles and it is the funnest, they actually aren't that useful except when the chairlift line is not all flat and you have some difficulty moving. It takes a little bit of getting used to but it is awesome the liberty that you have to grab your skies. I live it !
Mar 28 2013 2:51AM
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HalKK
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No poles mother fuckers
Mar 28 2013 6:06AM
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Steakhead
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Mr. Bishop I hope this is semi valid.. But I think a lot of my bias towards the no poles is A. I am old, and B. I used to work for a Pole Company..haha

Ohhhh boy.. Love this debate..And I will get hated on pretty hard for this but hey the truth hurts kiddos...

There are about 15-20 people in the world that make skiing without poles cool, or look good. Latest example I have seen, Watch Maad Maude 2 She has style for days. Wally in his Jesus Edit, Henrik and Phil, Pep and Andy, Simon when he was hurt, etc etc all looked good.  85% of the kids out there skiing without poles in the park you look like a fish out of water flopping around on the shore. Arms waiving around in the air everywhere and slapping down on the ground every time you land switch is not cool. Use poles when you are learning how to ski park for balance and to keep you from flailing like a wounded duck falling from the sky. And then when you're style is up to par with Maude and those others feel free to ditch them.

And please stop walking all over my shit in the lift line..
Mar 28 2013 1:05PM
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SPUTnik.
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this kids actually just stupid, not a troll
Mar 28 2013 1:20PM
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hholm2435
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This
Mar 28 2013 1:55PM
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