Alright, so the student council at my high school can't raise money for dick. They have all these awful, poorly planned fundraisers which never work, and I'm trying to help initiate some minute change in their pattern of failures. So far I have had two ideas: One, all the council kids don bikinis and trunks, stand against a wall, and we let kids pay a few bucks to throw water balloons at them. Two, some sort of drive in, old style movie night in the school parking lot. A ton of kids have cars, but I'm worried that this idea will be either a hit or miss, with no ground in between. Seeing as this list is currently looking pretty pathetic, I am coming on hand and knee to ask for your creativity, NS. Please don't disappoint.
"In Alberta we drink milk from jugs cause we aren't a bunch of Neanderthal criminals."
"The only taco bell runs I've had are coming out of my ass"
"Keep your hockey bullshit out of this debate, this is America we don't need your canadian maple syrup bullshit"
The engineers at our university have good luck with one where you pay a certain amount to have a pie thrown at that person in class. When that person finds out they are on the receiving end of a pie, they can either take the pie-ing or avoid it by paying a certain amount to have the pie returned to the person who originally sent it to them. Of course this person can also either accept the pie-ing or pay more to return it to the initial person. Eventually someone obviously gets pied, which of course everyone enjoys seeing, but you often rack up a decent amount of money beyond the initial pie purchase through the sending it back and forth without any further investment on your part. The engineers have also become cheap/lazy and started just filling pie crusts with whipped cream rather than buying actual pies because nobody ever ate them.
Of course it's usually on pi day and the week surrounding it but I could see it working whenever.
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