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Successful School Fundraisers

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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Alright, so the student council at my high school can't raise money for dick. They have all these awful, poorly planned fundraisers which never work, and I'm trying to help initiate some minute change in their pattern of failures. So far I have had two ideas: One, all the council kids don bikinis and trunks, stand against a wall, and we let kids pay a few bucks to throw water balloons at them. Two, some sort of drive in, old style movie night in the school parking lot. A ton of kids have cars, but I'm worried that this idea will be either a hit or miss, with no ground in between. Seeing as this list is currently looking pretty pathetic, I am coming on hand and knee to ask for your creativity, NS. Please don't disappoint.
Mar 25 2013 10:12PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
naked high school girls making out with each other and providing some sort of public service.

always does the trick..
Mar 25 2013 10:14PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36658 - Karma: 110,373
Bake sale with all very potent edibles. Call it a "baked" sale.
Mar 25 2013 10:14PM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
inb4 rent girls out as whores
Mar 25 2013 10:15PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Anathema somehow beat you to it... Pretty quick on that trigger he is.
Mar 25 2013 10:17PM
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paige.
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 907
The engineers at our university have good luck with one where you pay a certain amount to have a pie thrown at that person in class. When that person finds out they are on the receiving end of a pie, they can either take the pie-ing or avoid it by paying a certain amount to have the pie returned to the person who originally sent it to them. Of course this person can also either accept the pie-ing or pay more to return it to the initial person. Eventually someone obviously gets pied, which of course everyone enjoys seeing, but you often rack up a decent amount of money beyond the initial pie purchase through the sending it back and forth without any further investment on your part. The engineers have also become cheap/lazy and started just filling pie crusts with whipped cream rather than buying actual pies because nobody ever ate them.

Of course it's usually on pi day and the week surrounding it but I could see it working whenever.
Mar 25 2013 10:45PM
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nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
jerk-a-thon
get people to sponsor you and jerk it for like 8 hours or something. every time you cum they get 15% of their donation back.
Mar 25 2013 10:52PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
By and old car. Each kid pays 10 bucks to take 5-10 sledge hammer to it

Mar 25 2013 11:00PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Sounds smart
Mar 25 2013 11:14PM
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