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I'm pissing out my ass

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Mr.Sloth
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And it won't stop



I have no idea what's wrong
Mar 21 2013 6:13PM
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Spinoza
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OP has a chode
Mar 21 2013 6:15PM
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theschneidler
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Post a vid from a gopro of you pooping, from the toilets perspective.
Mar 21 2013 6:16PM
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maximiliaan
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Shoebiedoebiedoebaba my name is Angela
Mar 21 2013 6:17PM
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Ricky.
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OP's middle name is Mary
Mar 21 2013 6:17PM
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Anti_Steeze
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Mar 21 2013 6:19PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Want to see
Mar 21 2013 7:20PM
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*ninja*
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i have pics of ops chode
Mar 21 2013 7:22PM
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theschneidler
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sauce
Mar 21 2013 7:27PM
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whoa-dere
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thread title made me spit out my milk on my computer. thanks a lot op
Mar 21 2013 7:28PM
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Mr.Sloth
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You are part of the 98%
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Mar 21 2013 7:29PM
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clive_bixby
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Op was in prom fashion show
Mar 21 2013 7:29PM
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Petey.
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a tuna can chode
Mar 21 2013 8:56PM
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nagger
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I used to do the same every track meet.
I think it was a mix of me being nerved up and too many complex carbs+fibers the day before, but every day of a track meet I would liquid piss shit like 3-7 times before my race.

in fact, I won city finals for steeplechase last year and right as I was booking it over the last water pit to beat my pm, I had a wee squirt. not enough to get past my cheeks, not enough to slow me down either, but the 30min walk home after my race was the most uncomfortable walk of my life. when I got in the shower I had never felt such a burning sensation on the outside of my butthole.

I will never forget that day.
Mar 21 2013 9:13PM
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SirBooley
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i gargle chodes :)
Mar 21 2013 9:14PM
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