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The 4th grade insult tread

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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Why don't you go hump a rats butt you gaywad
Mar 21 2013 2:50PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
Go fuck your dad.
Mar 21 2013 2:51PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
you're a turd sandwich.
Mar 21 2013 2:53PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Your mom goes to college.
Mar 21 2013 2:53PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Came in for use of gaywad, leaving satisfied.
Mar 21 2013 2:54PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
boner.

back in public school, everyone that pissed me off was a "boner".

fuckin boner.
Mar 21 2013 2:56PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
cumguzzler was my go to insult
Mar 21 2013 2:56PM
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Oilis
Posts: 82 - Karma: 2,122
Just make like a tree, and leave.
Mar 21 2013 2:57PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
suck me
Mar 21 2013 3:02PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
no u
Mar 21 2013 3:06PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
Pooface nelson
Mar 21 2013 3:07PM
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TinyTigers
Posts: 484 - Karma: 213
youre not invited to my birthday party
Mar 21 2013 3:11PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
Fricken idiot
Mar 21 2013 3:14PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
OP didn't even pass preschool because she can't spell "thread". Diaper sniffer
Mar 21 2013 3:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
You dummy
Mar 21 2013 3:19PM
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theschneidler
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 354
homosexual, you probably like dick anyway
Mar 21 2013 3:36PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
"F*g*ot your shoes don't even light up"
"Nice 5star binder y u no hilroy toolbag mcpenisface"
"My dad has a better job than your dad"
Mar 21 2013 3:40PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
your mom.
Mar 21 2013 3:41PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
You're all buttlickers
Mar 21 2013 3:42PM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,714
I know you are but what am I?
Mar 21 2013 3:43PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,466
I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
Mar 21 2013 3:45PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
You're cute

Thanks man
Mar 21 2013 3:45PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
My dad could beat up your dad
Mar 21 2013 3:58PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
fa**ot
qu*er

usually variations of other homophobic slurs, some got pretty messed up looking back on it
Mar 21 2013 4:00PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I still use dork and dweeb when necessary. Sometimes there's nothing else to describe someone.
Mar 21 2013 4:03PM
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zwiefel12
Posts: 173 - Karma: 81

Butt Hole

Fart Knocker

and the classic SUCK IT! with hand motions

Mar 21 2013 4:05PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
You're a fuck bitch damn ass shitter!
Mar 21 2013 4:25PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,186
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT (insert a series of comparisons to progressively larger items until teacher breaks it up)



Mar 21 2013 4:26PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51257 - Karma: 157,315
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SUCK IT
Mar 21 2013 4:29PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
freaking jerk!
Mar 21 2013 4:30PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I remember I got into a fight with this kid who was like ill get my brother to come beat you up! And I was like ill get my cousins who are in the SIXTH AND SEVENTH grade!!!! And was thinking they were so hardcore because they were in middle school.
Mar 21 2013 4:37PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
HA! GAYBAY
Mar 21 2013 4:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
IMMA LAY A SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS
Mar 21 2013 4:42PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
A kid did go and get his brother one time. That was the day I almost got ran over by a car.
Mar 21 2013 5:55PM
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KashMoney
Posts: 25 - Karma: 10
Cock juggling thundercunt (with appropriate juggling hand gestures)
Mar 21 2013 5:56PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
my version is make like a tree and fuck off
Mar 21 2013 5:58PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
I know you are but what am I?
Mar 21 2013 6:01PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
supersonic idiotic brain effected disconnected overloaded candy coated sewer slinging slimeball.


YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!!!



BANGERANG!!!
Mar 21 2013 6:19PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Your mom is so fat that when she saw a school bus go by she ran after it yelling "no Twinkie come back!" Click for larger image
Mar 21 2013 6:32PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
bitchassnigga
Mar 21 2013 6:35PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
Idiot
Mar 21 2013 6:36PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
takes 1 to no 1
Mar 21 2013 6:49PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
Surprised no-one's said gaylord yet, I don't really know how old 4th grade is, but gaylord was definitely early primary school.
Mar 21 2013 7:03PM
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Jblz
Posts: 556 - Karma: 206
you play ball like a girl
Mar 21 2013 7:11PM
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zwiefel12
Posts: 173 - Karma: 81

THis might be younger than 4th grade but I remember when people would chant this during a game of tag or something it really got to kids...

I see Paris, I see France, I see (Insert name) UNDERPANTS!

Mar 21 2013 7:16PM
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jrl
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 1,239
I'll be sending you a very strongly worded email about this.
Mar 21 2013 7:24PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
I typed in gaylord and never hit reply, but yeah that was up there in elementary school
Mar 21 2013 7:24PM
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Aladeen
Posts: 257 - Karma: 412
You don't even lift
Mar 21 2013 9:23PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I remember i would always yell "I'll sue you!" it wouldnt matter what was...just I'll sue you!!
Mar 21 2013 9:41PM
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CriesAfterSex
Posts: 123 - Karma: 41
What the difference between three dicks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.
Mar 21 2013 9:46PM
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
"your moms a fart"
Mar 21 2013 9:49PM
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