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What's the closest relative you would bang?

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Jeebus.

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No Life

Maybe some far off cousin, who i wasnt related by blood too. What about you?

Mar 21 2013 12:37AM

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cbj

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Well, like my grandad always used to say "Incest is Wincest"

Mar 21 2013 12:40AM

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freestyler540

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Crazy Fool

none. all my relatives are weird, or im too weird for my relatives

Mar 21 2013 12:43AM

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CaptainDiabetes

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Loner

If I had a really hot step sister...

Mar 21 2013 12:45AM

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skiblandford

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Insane

wtf? thats a fucked up question. of course none. Its illegal for a reason.

Mar 21 2013 12:50AM

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Jeebus.

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interesting. Now, is that considered incest, or just masturbation?

Mar 21 2013 12:53AM

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MilaKunis

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Insane

Acuallyisdolan?

Mar 21 2013 12:54AM

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CheddarJack

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Wait I though that was your dad who said that...

Oh

Mar 21 2013 12:56AM

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FLBP

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Insane

Closest living relative?

Mar 21 2013 12:59AM

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EricaMN.

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Mar 21 2013 12:59AM

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_Garagely_

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Insane

I'd go as far as cousins. Some of my cousins really damn hot.

Mar 21 2013 1:01AM

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alvy.

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Probably my brother

Mar 21 2013 1:12AM

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E__

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Is your cousin ECB?

Mar 21 2013 1:12AM

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_Garagely_

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Insane

I hope not.

Mar 21 2013 1:23AM

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Fluttershy

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Ridiculous

my dad

Mar 21 2013 4:20AM

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Fluttershy

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Ridiculous

my dad

Mar 21 2013 4:20AM

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cbj

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So fuckin hammered right now. My mom

Mar 21 2013 4:25AM

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Laurent.

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Crazy Fool

There must soms kind of dominant ubersexy gene in my family because 90% of my cousins are hot. So yes I would.

Mar 21 2013 5:47AM

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Brock.

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ecb

Mar 21 2013 6:29AM

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Jane6

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Yupp

Mar 21 2013 7:21AM

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theschneidler

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cousin if the stars were aligned correcty

Mar 21 2013 7:57AM

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Darth.Maul

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Cousins cousin. So thats hardly related to me through blood

Mar 21 2013 9:29AM

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SSteezle

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Crazy Fool

wut

Mar 21 2013 9:44AM

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c_roll

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Ridiculous

Oh dude totally! Id bang your mom too

that being said, cousin by marriage, or step sister, that would be tight

Mar 21 2013 9:56AM

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Jane6

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[insert well-that-escalated-quickly-.gif here]

Mar 21 2013 9:59AM

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nagger

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Insane

None of them. I have a small family.

Mar 21 2013 10:38AM

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snwbrdmilf

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@th1337

My cousin Jason is uber hot. But the though of banging him sends shivers down my spine.

Mar 21 2013 10:40AM

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Petey.

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I wish I had a hot step sister sometimes because I'd totally go fo dat shit

Mar 21 2013 10:40AM

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Jeebus.

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Epecially if she had just become your step sister, it would be a little strange if you two had grown up together.

Mar 21 2013 4:24PM

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theabortionator

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Play Ball

ECB is my father.

Mar 21 2013 4:26PM

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kung_powpow

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Insane

I thought ECB was my father?

Mar 21 2013 4:30PM

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alex=

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Insane

my exact thought

Mar 21 2013 6:09PM

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snowfinder

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my third cousin the port star, far right

Mar 21 2013 6:13PM

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Jeebus.

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Pretty sure he has many illegitimate inbred children.

Mar 21 2013 7:51PM

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blazer258

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looked for 5 seconds and then read, didnt notice until i read haha

Mar 21 2013 8:09PM

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whoa-dere

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Crazy Fool

my grandpa's sister's daughter's daughter, don't know what cousin that is. id hit it

Mar 21 2013 8:19PM

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foodbuffet11

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Insane

We are all related, so my dad.

Mar 21 2013 9:14PM

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-dAvE-

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Ridiculous

I have a hot cousin, but i just dont know if i could do that....

i really doubt it.

Mar 21 2013 9:35PM

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270on420out

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Crazy Fool

Are you related to actuallyisdolan in any way?

Mar 21 2013 9:43PM

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ZeechMcHuck

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Ridiculous

Time for a new Sig

Mar 21 2013 9:44PM

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fujarome

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Crazy Fool

step cousin, I guess you would call it. Grandfather remarried, his current wife's granddaughter.

What's funny is she and I met completely at random last summer, for the first time at a non-family event, and ever since, her grandmother has been telling me i should date her.

It's weird.

Mar 21 2013 9:48PM

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Nacho+

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cousins..so many hot ones agh

Mar 23 2013 10:12AM

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cbj

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You're fucking in dude

Mar 24 2013 8:55PM

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E-Nix

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Loner

Your mom.

Mar 24 2013 9:05PM

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himay5

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Loner

There's a kid at my school who hooked up with his second cousin and fingered her butthole. He was also sexting her off his ipod touch one night and fell asleep with his lights on. His mom came in to turn them off and saw his ipod was on so she looked at it. Saw the messages and pictures and grounded him for awhile along with a very awkward talk.

Mar 24 2013 9:36PM

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