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North Korea Imagines attack on D.C

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Jeebus.
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North korea government posted a video on youtube imagining an attack on washington DC.


Mar 19 2013 2:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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is this the one where they stole clips from the mw3 trailer?
Mar 19 2013 2:14PM
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Jeebus.
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No, its not that one.
Mar 19 2013 2:15PM
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henrytargett
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we should destroy them who knows what there gonna do with all that shit. i mean theres no way they will ever hit the US but they might just go crazy and launch them all over asia....

im chillin with this actually
Mar 19 2013 2:20PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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If we go to war with those chodes I'm going to enlist and get me 100 north ko-rean scalps.
Mar 19 2013 2:28PM
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Logey.
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There videos are so cheezy
Mar 19 2013 2:39PM
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Wallisch_pl
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ha, and eat the heart for there courage...their tasty sweet courage
Mar 19 2013 2:45PM
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theabortionator
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I think the whole, let's be scared of everyone shit is hilarious.


The way we melt over countries potentially having nuclear weapons. We shouldn't have much of a say considering out history in that department.


Mar 19 2013 2:47PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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I wish the media would stop giving them attention *sigh*
Mar 19 2013 2:49PM
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Jeebus.
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I dont get what you are saying at all... They are making videos depicting an attack on our capitol and white house, I think that gives us a reason for some pre-emptive strikes.
Mar 19 2013 2:58PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Now by per-emptive strikes......do you mean literally attacking North Korea or perhaps buffing up security around North Korea's borders(both land and sea)?
Mar 19 2013 3:01PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Next they're going to post this and claim they're going to do it

Mar 19 2013 3:04PM
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Jeebus.
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More buffing up security, but at a point when they flex too much i think we need to step in and destroy their nuclear plants and what not.
Mar 19 2013 3:05PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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IMO, they would have to flex A LOT if the United States/NATO were to attack them.   The repercussions of us attacking North Korea, even if they had flexed too much, are so much more than just allocating troops to North Korea
Mar 19 2013 3:12PM
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Jeebus.
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Drones
Mar 19 2013 4:32PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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China
Mar 19 2013 4:38PM
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edai
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Realistically this was made with Vegas 9, nothing to worry about here.
Mar 19 2013 4:42PM
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Drail
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did anyone actually watch that whole thing?
Mar 19 2013 5:49PM
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Anathema
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propaganda spread by the US to make you hate north korea more so when we nuke them you'll feel like it was justified.
Mar 19 2013 5:50PM
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freestyler540
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i dont understand your language. *slap in the face*
Mar 19 2013 5:56PM
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Bateman
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They will call you... The Bear-Yank
Mar 19 2013 5:59PM
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FearlessBlackMan
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If they attack anywhere in the US, I hope it's D.C.
Mar 19 2013 6:54PM
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Jeebus.
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1. nuking someone is always justified.
2. your statement is complete bullshit, it was uploaded by the korean governments youtube page.
Mar 19 2013 10:35PM
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Brodo_Swaggins
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Special effects were stellar.
Mar 19 2013 11:44PM
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El_Barto.
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Only reason China would ever want beef with the US is if the US attacked them directly and thats just not gonna happen

China didnt get to be as powerful as they are by being stupid. Same with Russia. Do you think Russia is going to have Irans back when the US rips them a new one? not a chance
Mar 19 2013 11:52PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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they have trouble reaching the west coast with missiles, i think they're forgetting that the white house is on the other coast...
Mar 20 2013 12:01AM
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shocker611
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they have trouble reaching their own coast with missiles...
Mar 20 2013 12:06AM
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Hoeseph
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i can just picture kim jong un jumping up and down like a little boy fantasizing about this, then starting to cry when he realizes he can't shoot a missile more than 10 feet
Mar 20 2013 12:08AM
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alvy.
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lol those shrimpdicks are at it again with their hooligans
Mar 20 2013 12:10AM
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Joebin
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Im not too worried about a country whose government doesnt have the ability to post a video in any resolution above 360p.
Mar 20 2013 2:48AM
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FERG0
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Haha north korea. Those small dicked fucks
Mar 20 2013 3:28AM
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chicken
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part of me actually wants nk to launch a nuclear missle at the states. obviously it would never make it but it would make the day more exciting and might finally get the world to take them down and free all those people.


Mar 20 2013 3:42AM
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FERG0
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This
Mar 20 2013 3:48AM
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ski4fun420
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North Korea is just insecure and wants attention, like their leader
Mar 20 2013 6:46AM
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Balbertt
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Nope. thats the one where they show their "nuke" flying through space and it hits NYC or something like that.
Mar 20 2013 6:50AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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The Korean Government doesn't have a Youtube page...that's all part of the conspiracy.
Mar 20 2013 7:03AM
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Orrin
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WAAAH TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. WAAH GIVE ME ATTENTION.
Mar 20 2013 7:14AM
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SkierPT
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Those guys still fight with muskets and propeller planes basically. Not worried
Mar 20 2013 8:35AM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
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I heard they still use bows and arrows.
Mar 20 2013 8:55AM
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Bateman
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i heard they still use sticks and stones.
Mar 20 2013 8:58AM
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corona
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I heard they still use Windows Movie Maker.
Mar 20 2013 9:02AM
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c_roll
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I heard they still use myspace
Mar 20 2013 9:46AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Taken from the heads of 100 dead Ko-reans.
Mar 20 2013 12:10PM
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Balbertt
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Its funny because they never had any of this...
Mar 20 2013 12:11PM
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TotalNan
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If their technology can only film in 360p, I doubt they have the technology to produce a full out attack
Mar 20 2013 3:14PM
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Funnel
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What a terrible video... North Korea is such a fucking joke.
Mar 20 2013 3:23PM
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deleted5
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"The equivalent to the short bus of the world."
Mar 20 2013 3:28PM
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PacificRimJob
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I was laughing the entire time because of how downright amateur this shit was... then I remembered how downright amateur North Korea is.


Also, I thought they were ending the cease fire... PUSSIES... WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING GO, BITCHES? Must have realized that South Koreans are REALLLLY good at starcraft. Like.. so good that one guy actually died of exhaustion because he played for like 50 hours straight. They know how to take of a zerg rush. Especially a North Korean zerg rush with 1970's military shit. It's like they haven't even upgraded to carapace armour 2! Meanwhile South Korea has Ghosts and science vessels up the asshole.

Battlecruiser operational... with Yamato Gun. Yer fucked, Norkor...

Mar 20 2013 3:45PM
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Jeebus.
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Do it north korea, you wont.
Mar 20 2013 4:39PM
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Dustin.
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Everything you've said has been ignorant/stupid, but fuck man this is blatant sarcasm. Stop being so thick.
Mar 20 2013 7:03PM
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