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MilaKunis
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This is not a petition. I demand that you tell us your
Entire life story right here in this thread. If we have any questions about it you must answer them. You must answer all questions about life as well. These are my demands.
Mar 19 2013 10:48AM
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Ski_Alot
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why?
Mar 19 2013 10:56AM
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theBearJew
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OP has a chub for Lawrence.
Mar 19 2013 11:01AM
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pmw
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why do you put so much time and effort into your dainty little meals? WHERE IS THE BACON
Mar 19 2013 11:03AM
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Puzzled
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On a scale of 0 to 0, how do you evaluate your modesty?
Mar 19 2013 11:09AM
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seward
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im not 100% positive how it happened, but for whatever reason, my dick remains large than your ego, for the time being.

thats less of a question and more of a comment however.

deal with it.

Mar 19 2013 11:16AM
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2_fadez
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How can you live with yourself, destroying such pretty and petite plates of food daily?
Mar 19 2013 11:18AM
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snwbrdmilf
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I actually quite enjoy reading bits and pieces left here and there in the forums. If he were to tell you his whole story, well then, you now know. Game over. The fun is in not knowing.
Mar 19 2013 11:49AM
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.Hugo.
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Ya this. If we all knew everything, he would be far less interesting. It's so much better when all the sudden you see one of his stories in a random thread.
Mar 19 2013 11:52AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Every time we find one of his more interesting posts though you could copy and paste it into here then you'd almost have a little log of his life
Mar 19 2013 11:57AM
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Laurent.
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I'm saving most stuff for my autobiography anyway.
Mar 19 2013 12:21PM
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AndyGreen
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will it be hand written?
Mar 19 2013 12:25PM
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Laurent.
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The limited edition will be a photocopy of the handwritten manuscript.
Mar 19 2013 12:27PM
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Spinoza
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every word handwritten.


@Wilhelmina
Mar 19 2013 1:41PM
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TheClap.
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dibs
Mar 19 2013 1:43PM
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RimJobber
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I also wish to reserve a copy, hopefully signed by the author as well.
Mar 19 2013 1:44PM
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DILLINGER
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OMG GASLERRT ANTHERMM REFERERRNCE

And yeah, @lawrence imagine you only had a weekly allowance of 50 euros to spend, what would you use it for (If you had to use it for everything except rent and bills)
Mar 19 2013 1:51PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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Drop a deuce and wipe his posterior with it that's what he thinks of your parents hand out welfare money get a job and make a name for your self so someday you will be as interesting as the all mighty.


So Laurence, if you had a job but only had $50 to spend a week after bills and rent are payed, what would you do with it?
Mar 19 2013 2:03PM
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Jane6
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Hahah yessss, fuck you, turnip
Mar 19 2013 2:04PM
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theBearJew
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I would like this as well.
Mar 19 2013 2:08PM
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Laurent.
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There are so many ways you can go, I never pay for anything in clubs anyway so:

Slightly sensible method:

7 euro for 7 baguettes = fiber & shit.
4 euro for oranges to squeeze. = fruit & shit
Another 4 euro for milk = protein & calcium & shit
5 euro for 1000gram of chicken filet which is the most versatile piece of meat. protein & shit
10 euro on some vegetables and salad stuff. vegetables & shit
Another 10 euro gets me 30 packages of noodles. carbs & shit
The remaining 10 is for a 3L pack of wine. Pleasant times & shit


I will die in two weeks method:

20 euro gets me 60 packages of noodles a week. food.
30 euro gets me 35L of Schultenbrau. beer.
Mar 19 2013 2:16PM
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RimJobber
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Lawrence, do you have an Instagram?
Mar 19 2013 2:17PM
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theblackrod
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pleasant times and shit
Mar 19 2013 2:31PM
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artfullydodged
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Employing this diet when I go back to Boston this summer.
Mar 19 2013 2:36PM
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maximiliaan
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lawrence; is it true that you fly around the world to teach rich people style?
Mar 19 2013 2:39PM
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yuck
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am i the only one who wasnt under the impression that there was some sort of mystique here? all i know about lawrence is his ridiculously meticulous handwriting and he seems REALLY into buying nice things online. like excessively.

thats all i have formulated over the last 5 years on here anyways. i dont mean to offend btw (idk if you found that offensive)
Mar 19 2013 2:40PM
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Laurent.
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I must be the skinniest fat kid ever.

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Mar 19 2013 4:53PM
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lineskier10
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ya post a picture of yourself holding a sign saying "dear newschoolers.com, i am euro-trash" with the time and date then ill believe its you
Mar 19 2013 5:10PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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who the fuck is Lawrence
Mar 19 2013 5:11PM
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act.resist
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Now this is a story all about how...
Mar 19 2013 5:11PM
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Laurent.
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I can't deny the fact that I'm the lord of the liquify tool. So here you go.


I Don't know why I'm still doing this:

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Mar 19 2013 5:29PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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do u even ske
Mar 19 2013 5:32PM
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Jane6
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Mar 19 2013 5:34PM
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MilaKunis
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How many females do you encounter daily.
Mar 19 2013 5:37PM
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Bateman
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but.. you can't see it..
Mar 19 2013 5:40PM
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act.resist
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what is this from?
Mar 19 2013 5:43PM
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taylornicky
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PLEASE. it's already official though, him and I are getting married.
Mar 19 2013 5:43PM
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Bateman
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Citytv
Mar 19 2013 5:44PM
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TijmenDal
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Godverdomme. First Dutchie that isn't 6 feet tall...
Mar 19 2013 5:44PM
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act.resist
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Mar 19 2013 5:45PM
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Shukovski
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Overpriced hoody from expensive euro fashionbrand, check.
Skinny selvege? jean, check.
NB420's, check.
James Bond Nato wtach strap, check.
iPhone earbuds, check.
Toilet selfie, check.


Conclusion: you tumblr hipster.
Mar 19 2013 5:46PM
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Bateman
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why are you so fucking good when it comes to handwriting? How did you get so good? Any tips?
Mar 19 2013 5:46PM
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Shukovski
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Clearly Lawrence is drowning in internet pussy.

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Mar 19 2013 5:52PM
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Bateman
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you just wrote down what you saw in this picture and added 'check' after them.

don't fucking come here and play scientist with us.
Mar 19 2013 5:54PM
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Laurent.
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I can't help it, it's always been that way. I'm also ambidextrous, although my left hand is less practiced and therefore a bit slower.

Bask in the gloriousness:

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Mar 19 2013 5:58PM
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maximiliaan
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wat een klein manneke
Mar 19 2013 6:03PM
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FuckAllOfYou
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seriously do you even ske
Mar 19 2013 6:05PM
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ForeverYung
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You just straight up win at life
Mar 19 2013 6:06PM
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Rosbif
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Well, at least poncey dutch dudes bragging about their handwriting is different from the usual nsg shitshow. To put it back on track, what are your views on gun control/religion/global warming?
Mar 19 2013 6:07PM
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Laurent.
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It's what killed my modeling career.

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Mar 19 2013 6:08PM
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.Jacob
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I've come to the conclusion that Lawrence is just completely perfect, in every way.
Mar 19 2013 6:09PM
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