That plant evil.
The Only time I smoked salvia I freaked. I knew I was in for a ride when a silent lighting bolt shot out of my mouth shortly after exhaling.I dont remember much but I thought all of the grass were tiny trees all whirpooling around and then a bright yellow man tried to get me to talk to Brittney Spears with vw beetles flying around in the backround. Never in my life had I experienced such a profound sense of Doom.
My friends said I chuckled for a few seconds and then just sat there with a blank look on my face for ten minutes or so. Spent the rest of the day feeling kinda icky after I came back to reality.
Legit for the next week I would get a glimpse of vw bugs out of the corner of my eye every so often. Its creepy shit and Im never touching the stuff again.