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Ski Pickup Lines

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ThatMNkid
Posts: 157 - Karma: 548
hey all im headin out west next week and im lookin to pick up some snowbunnies on the lift, so i need some good skiing pickup lines.... or if your a high school chick lookin for a crazy guy and is going to be in whitefish in the next few weeks hit me up ;P
Mar 17 2013 9:55PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Quote for moble
Mar 18 2013 3:35PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Don't ask me why, but if a girl responds favorably to it it means she is DTF. It might be a northeast thing but chicks know what's up when you ask them that.

It's also my go-to line on Tinder. Works like a charm.
Mar 18 2013 5:01PM
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JTTrembles
Posts: 1108 - Karma: 1,906
You must be a ski because I want to ride you... Dammit
Mar 18 2013 5:20PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
Hahaha
Mar 18 2013 5:47PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Excuse me miss you need to get off the mountain, you're melting all the snow.
Mar 18 2013 6:54PM
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act.resist
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Mar 18 2013 6:57PM
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whoa-dere
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Mar 18 2013 7:26PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
I did this once... broke my collarbone, its karma


Can I jib your butt with my penis?
Mar 18 2013 7:33PM
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FERG0
Posts: 134 - Karma: 235
Ha!
Mar 18 2013 8:27PM
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.Rybak.
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reminds me of this Click for larger image
Mar 18 2013 8:33PM
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.frenchy
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I heard this usually works.
Mar 18 2013 8:34PM
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Trowbruhdge
Posts: 253 - Karma: 419
Bringing this thread back because It is too funny.

"Have you thought about posting your next season edit on Pornhub? Because I can be all the features;)"
Sep 10 2015 2:36AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
I match with an Ns'er on tinder and his first message was priceless.

"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt?"
Sep 10 2015 4:30PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,818
MinggI match with an Ns'er on tinder and his first message was priceless.

"So maybe too personal but theoretically how would you feel about having a guy pee in your butt?"


What your answer, mingg-e?
Sep 15 2015 12:44AM
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Mingg
Posts: 13936 - Karma: 48,465
DeepskierWhat your answer, mingg-e?


Yes.

Duh, lol.
Sep 15 2015 12:46AM
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