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hey all im headin out west next week and im lookin to pick up some snowbunnies on the lift, so i need some good skiing pickup lines.... or if your a high school chick lookin for a crazy guy and is going to be in whitefish in the next few weeks hit me up ;P
I told this one to the guys on my freestyle team a few years back. They were going to try it out, but it never worked out.
So some of the mountain photo chicks were pretty hot. You get off the lift and they come up to you and say "Picture"? So when that happened, one of my guys was going to say, "sure, can I have a few of you naked"?
I was skiing with friends and this random chick tagged along with us. I thought I was going to have to coach that day and left my civies at home, so I had to borrow some gear from a friend. He's a pretty big guy and the stuff, especially the ski pants were huge on me. I was definitely going for the serious baggy look that day.
Riding up the lift with the random chick, I made a comment that the pants were so big that two of me could fit in them. The girl says "well, you can get into my pants anytime you want." I looked over at her and she says, "...seriously". She was definitely smokin, and I was pretty much floored.
Here's where NS is going to crap all over me. I told her "thanks, but my wife and kids would probably be bummed". Thankfully I did all of my pillaging prior to marriage. No interest in throwing it all away, regardless of how good the pickup line is. Truth.