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Change the national anthem to R. Kelly's 2003 hit "Ignition (Remix)."

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Smuffy
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Sign the official petition to the white house!

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/change-national-anthem-r-kellys-2003-hit-ignition-remix/Rm8SC7FP
Mar 8 2013 1:54AM
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Bart.Man
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Thread is useless without song.


Mar 8 2013 2:08AM
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Troy.
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Signed
Mar 8 2013 2:16AM
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gr4
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i approve. i listen to this song 3 times a day.
Mar 8 2013 3:28AM
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bdarb207
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I thought this was our national anthem?
Mar 8 2013 8:05AM
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sweatshirt
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R KELLY days @ your local hill every friday niggas
Mar 8 2013 8:12AM
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JWeinstock
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lol. but signed
Mar 8 2013 8:12AM
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TijmenDal
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God I hate R&B...
Mar 8 2013 9:16AM
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edai
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I don't know what's funnier, the idea itself, or the description of it on the site.

"We, the undersigned, would like the Obama administration to recognize the need for a new national anthem, one that even a decade after its creation, is still hot and fresh out the kitchen. America has changed since Francis Scott Key penned our current anthem in 1814. Since then, we have realized that after the show, it's the afterparty, and that after the party, it's the hotel lobby, and--perhaps most importantly--that 'round about four, you've got to clear the lobby, at which point it's strongly recommended that you take it to the room and freak somebody. President Obama: we ask you to recognize the evolution of this beautiful country and give us an anthem that better suits the glorious nation we have become."
Mar 8 2013 9:27AM
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Ski_Alot
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hahaha this is great, signed
Mar 8 2013 9:34AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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So does that mean every 4th of July we pee on a 14 y/o girl?
Mar 8 2013 9:34AM
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Stainr
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yesss lolz sign'd
Mar 8 2013 9:38AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Take it to the room and freak somebody
Mar 8 2013 9:42AM
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Petey.
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Mmmmm dayum, Kelly keep that shit on lock. Signed
Mar 8 2013 10:03AM
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MNS
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Inb4 Obama makes it the anthem and all the voters cry and whine about how dumb it is.---Murcia logic.
Mar 8 2013 11:53AM
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Jewschoolers
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finally a petition worth signing
Mar 8 2013 12:00PM
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whoa-dere
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Yes
Mar 8 2013 1:17PM
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wesley.
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imagine taking off your hat when this plays at sporting events
Mar 8 2013 1:58PM
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CheddarJack
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hahahahahaha
Mar 8 2013 2:04PM
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Reister
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As a Canadian resident i don't really want to go through the process to sign but good luck on your endeavors.
Mar 8 2013 2:11PM
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errrka
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i approve of this
Mar 8 2013 2:26PM
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animeallstar
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signed
Mar 8 2013 2:38PM
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Dirty_Bit
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Have you all forgotten about R Kelly's latest remix?...
Mar 8 2013 3:29PM
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Smuffy
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Thank you good sir.
Mar 8 2013 10:49PM
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Mr.Luke
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FUCKING SIGNED.


hahahahaha
Mar 8 2013 11:07PM
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Chubbs.
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Bitches love this song for some reason. The bootys always start bouncin'
Mar 8 2013 11:44PM
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Jeebus.
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Matt Ryan sucks lol.
Mar 8 2013 11:45PM
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KingGeedorah
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No doubt that my manes Obeezy all about his R. Kelly. How could you not love the genius behind Trapped in the Closet? By the way, if you haven't heard this 21 (or something) part masterpiece, you're in for a wild ride. I assure you there are twists and turns along this emotional journey.
Mar 9 2013 12:00AM
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whoa-dere
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i love r and b songs with easy vibes like this. other worthy contenders for a new anthem:
ayyyyyyyy






and of course

Mar 9 2013 12:05AM
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DeRizzo
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lololololololol "the glorious nation we have become"
Mar 9 2013 12:07AM
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no_steeze
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i remember downloading this song off kazaa. that was a fast 10 years
Mar 9 2013 12:15AM
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Peter.
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jesus kazaa, so long ago. remember lime wire?
Mar 9 2013 12:19AM
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.Mouse
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"easy vibes..."
Mar 9 2013 12:23AM
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Spinoza
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they were both so ghetto haha. i remember looking through lists of raaaandom files to download Sim Theme Park, only to get a virus and kill my PC running windows XP
Mar 9 2013 12:23AM
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Jane6
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Real Talk.
Mar 9 2013 9:15AM
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cornholio
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Signed
Mar 9 2013 10:16AM
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