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bhill2.0
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Yesterday it was a regular day , I went to lunch and got out. As we walked down the hallway BAM! fire alarm. You hear the happy cheers of students and the teachers are saying please proceed outside . Were out thier thinking oh this is just some shit like someone pulling the alarm. Were out thier for 5 minutes and are like yes were missing this hard ass quiz that knowone studied for. We stayed out thier for 1 1/2 hour chillen around listenning to some tunes off my ipod and through my backpack speakers. We get inside and the whole top floor is like flooded and we have to sit around for another hour while they mop it up. None of our backpacks were wet and shit so it was good.
Turns out like 10 black girls tried to hot box a bathroom all through lunch or something.
I heard they just blazed in the bathroom . It was sweet






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Nov 11 2004 6:28PM
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ATLANTASKI
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ahahahhaha

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 11 2004 6:30PM
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Ski-hobo
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haha, 10 black girls hotboxing a bathroom.


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Nov 11 2004 6:33PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
funniest shit at my school... Riots. :) Wooo!!






'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
Nov 11 2004 6:34PM
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Jaskittin
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We had a bomb threat at our school a while ago, it was sweet, we got to miss the whole day.





Get a free ipod, its pretty easy.
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Nov 11 2004 7:28PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
girl in my development of wesern civilization class asked the teacher to define sodomy to her.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.
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Nov 11 2004 9:51PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
girl in my development of wesern civilization class asked the teacher to define sodomy to her.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.
-Josh
Nov 11 2004 9:55PM
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jflo453
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y was there a riot at ur skool?
Nov 11 2004 10:23PM
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hucksterjibber15
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last year some people burned a bus down, and vandalized the shit out of some others, we missed school for that
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If i lived in a perfect world, i would spend my days skiing in the sun, the party never ends in perfect world. Nacho cheese and anarchy, boy that sure sounds good to me, im ready to move into a perfect world.

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Nov 11 2004 10:26PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
weve had 2 actual fires in our school

Nov 11 2004 10:43PM
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freeski1620
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^^ because its cu bolder, thats what they do around there for fun, get drunk and go break shit!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 11 2004 10:47PM
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saucerboy84
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i think that was CSU at the beginning of the year. For our pics from boulder check out the boulder camera website
Nov 11 2004 10:49PM
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Bangor
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i was paying too much attention to the chick in the pink skirt to read any thing else. sorry.
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Nov 11 2004 10:50PM
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Tha_Grouch
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yeah that was CSU... we have em every year. So does boulderand theirs was good too... But I made the news for my pics :) I was very very very stupid though and didn't get money. Oh well I was drunk and you do stupid shit like that when you're drunk.


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Nov 11 2004 11:32PM
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