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If you could own one exotic pet, what would it be?

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Hammyslapwagon
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If you could have own any animal in the world, regardless if it's legal, what would it be?  Personally, I would choose a sloth
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Feb 26 2013 3:46PM
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Rachy
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a set of these little guys:

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Albino pygmy marmosets. I would have a small indoor tree and they would live happily in it.
Feb 26 2013 7:07PM
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BeefiestExpert
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a red panda or a penguin for sure.
Feb 26 2013 7:14PM
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Spinoza
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Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

Please make a mini jungle for them.
Feb 26 2013 7:38PM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
An Anaconda.

I would never go near it or fuck with it, but I'd feed people to it. Most likely minorities and homeless people
Feb 26 2013 7:44PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Click for larger image Fucking Harpy Eagle. These things are like the F-22 of the animal kingdom. They hunt sloths, like whole adult fucking sloths. Amazing creature.
Feb 26 2013 7:46PM
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Spinoza
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Store a piece of your soul in it, I bet nobody will find out
Feb 26 2013 7:46PM
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JamesEarlRay
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Dear god I just watched a couple youtube vids of those things snatching up sloths. gnar.
Feb 26 2013 7:48PM
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De-Clan
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indonesian mimic octopus

Feb 26 2013 7:48PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Komodo Dragon ... because, well, it's a fucking Komodo Dragon.

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Feb 26 2013 7:48PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Obviously.
Feb 26 2013 8:34PM
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Pigeon.
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i agree, i would carry one around in a backpack, and give it a fanny pack filled with the necessities of life, blunts, lighters and then some random shit like waffles and vitamin water.
Feb 26 2013 9:04PM
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ironic
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Reminds me of this which is actually quite funny. That being said- the baby spiders seriously freak me out.


Feb 26 2013 9:09PM
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grapejuice3000+
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Feb 26 2013 9:11PM
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Phil-X-
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A whole pack. And I would be the alpha male (alpha as fuck) and just lead them around


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A golden eagle that would be like a drone and just fly around over my head till I needed it to do something

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and maybe a sloth to ride the golden eagle?







if it could be any animal-
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A giant saber tooth to ride

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a haasts eagle, shit was giant

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Feb 26 2013 9:29PM
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Daph
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SLOW LORIS

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Feb 26 2013 11:20PM
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the-honeypossum
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my older brother had a arctic wolf hybrid. like 95% wolf 5% husky. at 6 months old it was like 150 pounds
Feb 27 2013 12:37AM
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the-honeypossum
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i had a baby hawk that i caught cause its mom was killed and i had it in my garage feeding it ham and stuff then my mom decided to let it out a month later and my dog ate him... i miss stanley so much....
Feb 27 2013 12:43AM
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Stickity
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i hope you know those things are in terrible amounts of pain and live a miserable existence when in captivity
Feb 27 2013 12:50AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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except that monkeys murder people.

I want a whale
Feb 27 2013 12:51AM
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Stickity
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how exactly would you contain said whale
Feb 27 2013 12:53AM
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accualyisdolan
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That's an unusual story...
Feb 27 2013 1:03AM
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accualyisdolan
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Was he a friendly dog btw? I've always wanted a wolf for a pet.
Feb 27 2013 1:04AM
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DaveJ
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Sugar Glider
Feb 27 2013 8:29PM
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Daph
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ok debbie fucking downer. this thread is purely hypothetical, pretty much any of the animals posted in this thread would live a miserable life in captivity hence why they're not considered normal fucking pets. I would never actually own a slow loris, but lets say I had the perfect nocturnal jungle set up in my living room, man that would be baller. I'd have a dire wolf if my backyard was Winterfell for crying out loud.
Feb 27 2013 8:58PM
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whoa-dere
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Feb 27 2013 9:14PM
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___ASP___
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hyena, fuckin badass

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Feb 27 2013 9:38PM
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Pat_MURRAY
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sorry i gotta one up you like this

but id say a MASTODON


thanks for gettin the ball rolling for me though
Feb 27 2013 9:44PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Omg dire wolves except for each one of the Starks live beyond the wall duh
Feb 27 2013 10:18PM
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Daph
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have you read the books breh?
Feb 27 2013 10:26PM
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the-honeypossum
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yeah. but you need to get it as a pup cause they are very loyal. ill try and post a pic of him
Feb 27 2013 11:23PM
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the-honeypossum
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4 months old and about 140 pounds

Feb 27 2013 11:45PM
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MANDER
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my monkey would only murder monkey haters. watch your back amigo.
Feb 28 2013 12:52AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Wolverine because they are extremely territorial, and they will fuck up anybody who tries to break into my house.

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Feb 28 2013 1:04AM
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Bodhisattva_
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I want a monkey so when I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house he will take me there.


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Feb 28 2013 1:21AM
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DILLINGER
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Feb 28 2013 9:21AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Fuck yes. Saw rehabbed wolves last wknd at an outdoor show, so majestic and beautiful.
Feb 28 2013 9:53AM
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SamtheEagle
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sugar glider. Basically a mini flying squirrel
Feb 28 2013 1:20PM
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snwbrdmilf
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They're nocturnal. No thank you.
Feb 28 2013 1:24PM
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Deezy
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a liger
Feb 28 2013 1:25PM
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SamtheEagle
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ah you got a good point there. Still so cool though
Feb 28 2013 1:29PM
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Dan.
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Feb 28 2013 1:50PM
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~bagelz~
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sloth for sure
i would hang a bunch of ropes from the ceiling so it could climb around on them
Feb 28 2013 2:08PM
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Stainr
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 liger
Feb 28 2013 2:12PM
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EmperorKuzco
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nope );
Feb 28 2013 2:21PM
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EmperorKuzco
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straight from the wiki page: "direwolves had not been sighted south of the Wall for two hundred years until Robb Stark found a dead female direwolf with a litter of six pups on the path between Winterfell and the holdfast where Gared was executed.[2]"
Feb 28 2013 2:31PM
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Daph
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So remember when Arya had to make her wolf Nymeria run away because she bit Joffrey? Well in the 3rd book they hint at the fact that Nymeria has formed her own pack and is now running wild around the Winterfell region. Also, "no dire wolves have been sighted south of the wall" buuuuut shit is getting buck. White walkers are back, wildlings are massing and shit, how did the Stark's wolves get there in the first place? Food for thought

/I am such a nerd about this series
Feb 28 2013 4:15PM
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Dan.
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none of the starks live beyond the wall, fool. except bran, sort of, later on, but that's neither here nor there.
Feb 28 2013 5:07PM
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EmperorKuzco
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It truly is amazing. I gotta start reading the books tho. I'm going to wait for the summer tho.
Feb 28 2013 5:07PM
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Mr.Huck
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Tasmanian Tiger FTW!

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The toughest marsupial on the planet. Extinct, I don't think so.
Feb 28 2013 6:15PM
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EmperorKuzco
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Where did I say they live beyond the wall... The only Stark that beyond the wall right now is Jon Snow and he's being taken to Mance Rayder. So I appreciate you do not ruin anything for me...
Feb 28 2013 7:45PM
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