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Do you take your shirt off when you shit?

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JTTrembles
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Do you take off your shirt when you shit? Just found out that's a thing.
Feb 26 2013 8:56AM
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27
..yes
Feb 26 2013 9:07AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
WTF

havent heard of that one before
Feb 26 2013 9:09AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
nope but tall tees can turn into dookie tees
Feb 26 2013 9:12AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
i take off all my clothes
Feb 26 2013 9:16AM
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.SG
Posts: 138 - Karma: 47
I don't but my old roommate did. Every time he came out of the bathroom shirtless I knew it was a battle.
Feb 26 2013 9:16AM
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andybob
Posts: 474 - Karma: 35
There is nothing more freeing than taking a shit naked.
Feb 26 2013 9:25AM
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vordulmega
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i just get fully naked
Feb 26 2013 9:28AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
LOL. The shirt only comes off when you are fitting a big one.
Feb 26 2013 9:29AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
No, because Im part of the 2% of the population, a Power Pooper. 90% of my shits are sub 1.5 minutes.
Feb 26 2013 9:32AM
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MLJ
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HAHA
Feb 26 2013 9:47AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
Statistics says the most probable place to die of a heart attack is on the shitter. Kinda ironic...
Feb 26 2013 10:37AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
no, its freezing cold in bathrooms, surrounded by tile... i do sometimes entire remove pants and undergarments
Feb 26 2013 10:48AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
Is that you George?
Feb 26 2013 10:57AM
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taylornicky
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how is this ironic.....
Feb 26 2013 1:06PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
if I'm sick with a stomach bug or diarrhea or something, I almost always remove my shirt when I shit. it just makes there be that much less between me and focusing on squeezing death juice out of my rectum.
Feb 26 2013 1:08PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
I used to. I at least take off hoodies though. Always worried they're going to snake into the bowl and I'll get shit all over em...
Feb 26 2013 1:12PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Better question... Do you take your pants off?
Feb 26 2013 1:14PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Me too!! E-high five!
Feb 26 2013 1:18PM
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Gnarbangalakazoo
Posts: 561 - Karma: 262
Hahaha good reference. Also I do tend to remove my shirt, I'll go full naked if i'm going to be there for a while.
Feb 26 2013 1:21PM
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northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
that happened to me once at school... needless to say, it was a shitty day.
Feb 26 2013 1:32PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
Posts: 958 - Karma: 33
hahahahaha
Feb 26 2013 1:42PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
It's almost sad that it took that long for the reference to be noticed.


http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=9copjcVRZ64&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9copjcVRZ64

^ hopefully mobile link works, Someone embed
Feb 26 2013 1:59PM
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.Rybak.
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This and if its going to take a while.
Feb 26 2013 2:00PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i always take whatever i'm wearing on top of my shirt off, occasionally i take my shirt off, but usually i'm only in boxers to begin with
Feb 26 2013 2:05PM
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Blake.P
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The worst is when you have to shit at the mountains, and you are wearing suspenders. So every layer has to come off so you can get your pants off
Feb 26 2013 2:07PM
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TheClap.
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Feb 26 2013 2:08PM
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accualyisdolan
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George kastanza!
Feb 26 2013 2:20PM
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Tinga
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I don't like long sleeves when I poop.
Feb 26 2013 2:20PM
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bdarb207
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George kostanza does.
Feb 26 2013 2:24PM
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Dobies.
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why do people get naked? i find that to be really fucking odd.
Feb 26 2013 2:38PM
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Stickity
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because it's liberating and pooping can get hot and steamy
Feb 26 2013 2:40PM
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esotericjive
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Full naked pooping is the only way
Feb 26 2013 3:59PM
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Balbertt
Posts: 1585 - Karma: 4,723
Nope
Feb 26 2013 4:11PM
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Olimar
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dooood same. I dont get why it takes people so long to poop. I tried reading a magazine once and was done before i could even find something interesting to read.
Feb 26 2013 4:12PM
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beezey
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If i did poop, which I obviously don't because I'm a women, I would layer up in slippers and warm comfortable sweats and a hoody to be as asleep and as possible comfortable on toilet because being on a cold toilet is cold
Feb 26 2013 4:19PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Nice try but we still all imagined you pooping.... Way to go Jerk
Feb 26 2013 5:10PM
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bledwhiite
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yes
Feb 26 2013 7:07PM
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GayWolf420
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Full-on nude one every morning before a shower.
Feb 26 2013 7:09PM
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BeefiestExpert
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never and just sounds uncomfortable especially when the toilet is cold.
Feb 26 2013 7:15PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
naked playing angry birds

then i shower

then i shave

then i feel like a brand new man who also accomplished a few angry birds levels.
Feb 26 2013 7:19PM
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Candyman.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 87
I find myself taking my socks off a lot, i like to get proper grip on the floor for maximum pooping velocity.
Feb 26 2013 7:24PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
this, except THPS2 instead of angry birds. shredding school 2 while shedding some poo
Feb 26 2013 7:26PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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no i usually just put my pants on backwards each day so i can just unzip if i have to poo.
Feb 26 2013 7:29PM
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You know what, this is totally a repost. I'm not even mad, just surprised.
Feb 26 2013 7:35PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
There is just something about taking a fat shit clothe-less.

Also sometimes if I take a nice clean dump before a shower I just wont wipe. Does anyone else do this?
Feb 26 2013 7:38PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
i do this about half the time, obviously not in public, just when i feel the need to take a great shit, which is about half the time
Feb 26 2013 7:43PM
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fortyvalve
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you gotta at least get one wipe in to know if it's clean or not...
Feb 27 2013 12:49PM
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TijmenDal
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So true. Especially when showering afterwards. True primal stuff

Feb 27 2013 12:57PM
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shitshirt.club
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As the founder of Shit Shirt Club, I'm here to say that while we may not take our shirts off when we "do our business," we do believe in making a statement with the clothing we wear. And that's why we offer a bold and unique range of shirts for those who want to make a statement with their fashion choices. But seriously, let's talk about mental health, not bathroom habits. Check out our collection at https://www.shitshirt.club/ and let's make a difference in style and attitude.
Feb 12 2023 1:03PM
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theabortionator
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shitshirt.clubAs the founder of Shit Shirt Club, I'm here to say that while we may not take our shirts off when we "do our business," we do believe in making a statement with the clothing we wear. And that's why we offer a bold and unique range of shirts for those who want to make a statement with their fashion choices. But seriously, let's talk about mental health, not bathroom habits. Check out our collection at https://www.shitshirt.club/ and let's make a difference in style and attitude.


I love wearing festive shirts while talking about mental health and pooping. It's amazing. Nice bump. Bought 12

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**This post was edited on Feb 12th 2023 at 1:16:49pm

**This post was edited on Feb 13th 2023 at 12:21:55am
Feb 12 2023 1:16PM
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