one time i stuck a pen inside a half gallon milk jug and used the metal tip of the pen as a bowl. but then i realized that smoking out of plastic is shitty and the whole thing sounds really junky-ish so i just got a real piece and stopped smoking like a 13 year old.
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my buddy is 17 and his mom is super duper religous and thinks all drufgs are the devil yet he still manages to smoke inside his house while his mom is home...... im not sure how he does it but he is a ninja.
damn dude thats fucking crazy, your friend is crazy for being able to smoke weed with his mom home. damn thats so tight dude. such a ninja. like how does he do it? shit man idk thats some ninja shit right there!!!!
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I have a glass water filtration grav I made out of the biggest Grey Goose bottle they sell. Glass bowlw/ downstem tube to the bottom- I wanted to use glass so the sides didn't collapse from the negative pressure required to pull it through the water. Fkn thing works so good too haha... Maybe I'll go get it out of storage and upload a pic of it someday, it's pretty awesome. Grav sized hits but nice and smooth thanks to the water.
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