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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
alright, so tonight i was gonna get drunk with my girlfriends and all of our resorces bailed on us and wouln't buy us some beer cuz were underage ya know. so i called this old friend of mine who was an ass to me but he has some great access to alcohol. Soooo....my friend and i just walked a mile to meet this stupid fucka nd gave him 20 bucks to buy us some beer and we told him to call us after he got the beer so he could bring it back to us. He then proceeded to turn off his phone and my cell is dead sooo he just took our money and ran. stupid fuck so em and my friends are stuck inside watching movies all night and we can't get drunk tonight. what should i do ? we have been lookin for some beer for like 5 hours!! help!
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

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Nov 11 2004 1:08AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
slit his treacherous throat



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

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Nov 11 2004 1:10AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
it's all about the manhunt



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Nov 11 2004 1:11AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Find a reliable boot one day and just stockpile like 6 flats in your closet.
When you're down to 1 flat, refill it.
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Nov 11 2004 2:13AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
hahahaha.......find the barstad and beat the shit outa him
Nov 11 2004 3:44AM
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norcowolverinerider
Posts: 324 - Karma: 10
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Nov 11 2004 5:10AM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
Started drinkin the mouthwash you have laying around. It is the poormans wiskey

Nov 11 2004 7:27AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hahah u got played. live and learn .

i likehow you said 'he has great access to alcohol'

like its a drug world or soemthing, i got the best shit over here boohhahaa



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 11 2004 7:38AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
smoke weed



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 11 2004 9:00AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
drink nyquil! and or dayquil!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 11 2004 9:59AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
its funny that you were gonna drink with all your friends and you only had 20bucks




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Nov 11 2004 10:29AM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
you could get a lot of popov for that.
Nov 11 2004 10:31AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
you could get almost get a gallon of something filthy cheap for 20 bones. and deal with it, until youre 21, people can dick you over all they want
Nov 11 2004 10:33AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
of maby u should find someone more trust worthy


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Nov 11 2004 10:39AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
haha ya how many people were you with cuz its hard to get drunk off 20$ worth of beer.
Nov 11 2004 10:40AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
not some NATI... u could get 2 cases and a 40 maybe



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 11 2004 10:44AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
man, classic, i do that to the freshmen here all the time. what are they gonna, tell mommie and daddy?? im 20 bucks richer, and they're sober, and 20 bucks poorer. stupid basterds.
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Nov 11 2004 10:49AM
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KAF
Posts: 863 - Karma: 11
You could get like 10 40's with 20 bucks
Nov 11 2004 12:07PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
2 cases and a 40?? yeah maybe poverty packs.


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Nov 11 2004 1:01PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
in other words, 6 packs.



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Nov 11 2004 1:02PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
move to another country.. buy beer there.





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Nov 11 2004 3:25PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
20$ is enough for beer.

40s are like 2$

and if your gonna drink beer why not drink liquor. Faster and you need less






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Nov 11 2004 3:40PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
/\ because he is stupid
Nov 11 2004 3:50PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
drink bacardi 151...that'll get you drunk in no time
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Nov 11 2004 8:11PM
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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
cut his face off and wear it around texas chain saw massacre style
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
Nov 11 2004 8:27PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
You don't seem to be very resourceful. Just go outside any convenience store and ask a young looking guy heading inside if he'd mind picking something up for you.

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Nov 11 2004 8:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
Lysol, its the lysol rap it gets you hammard and tastes like crap. cost 5 bucks, kills your brain cells and fucks you up... lol any one acctuiolly ever tryrd to drink that stuff i havent but the lysol rap is effing halerias




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Nov 11 2004 8:45PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i dont feel too bad for you cause if one of my underage x's came looking for booze, i'd steal her money too. sometimes you just gotta let it be and not expect too much from certain people.





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Nov 11 2004 8:52PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
ahahahahahahahahaha.




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Nov 11 2004 9:02PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
hahah public its so easy, just go to a dep, not a mainstream one or whatever, an independant one and hold keys in your hand. the owners just want bling, hahah i love qc


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Nov 11 2004 9:44PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
personally, i would buy the kids the cheapest possible root beer, hand it over, and take the rest of the money. better yet, i would get a 5 finger discount on the root beer, drink one for the hell of it, hand it over, and still take their money.

ok, so mabye i wouldn't ACTUALLY do that if i was of age, but the idea is that i COULD, and very easily.
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Nov 11 2004 10:30PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
go to a supermarket and drink their beer then leave
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Nov 11 2004 10:45PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
hahah dont be so dumb next time

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

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Nov 11 2004 10:45PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
dont get drunk, play monopoly.







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Nov 12 2004 4:21AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
^werd,




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Nov 12 2004 6:59AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
i get drunk playing monopoly....its crazy



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 12 2004 9:01AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dude go wit your freinds and hunt him down...itll be fun



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Nov 12 2004 10:25AM
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skunkfucker
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ugly mother
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Nov 13 2004 2:54PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
He's underage to tho. he's such a dick. i hope he dies. oh well whatever fuck
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

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Nov 13 2004 6:31PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
again drink nyquil...that shit fucks u up
Nov 13 2004 6:46PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Seriously, manhunt his ass, itll be fun if you find him or not
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Nov 13 2004 6:47PM
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ski8990
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I believe the proper terminology is BUMFUCKS



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Nov 13 2004 7:18PM
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ECfreeski3
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drinking's fun, but if u depend on it that much, youre a failure
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Nov 13 2004 7:25PM
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I've neevr had fun simple because of drinking...ever




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