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Which way do YOU piss?

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french_hucker
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It's translated from french by me, so there might be a few mistakes:

Ways men like to take a piss:

The sociable guy:
He joins his friends to take a leak, whether he needs it or not, given that it doesn’t cost anything and generates comprehension

The uncomfortable guy:
Can only piss when no one is looking, otherwise he’ll pretend he’s done and come back later.

The nervous guy:
The zipper gets stuck, he gets angry and tears the front of his pants.

The noisy guy:
He whistles, sings, burps, farts and talks out loud while shaking at the same time.

The stupid guy:
Pisses in the leg of his pants, wets his shoes, and leaves with his fly open.

The talented guy:
He pisses without holding it while adjusting his tie.

The lunatic guy:
He unbuttons his jacket, takes off his tie and urinates in his pants.

The childish guy:
Looks at the bottom of the urinal and stares at the bubbles.

The showy guy:
Undoes five buttons when two is enough.

The silly guy:
Makes zigzags in the urinal.

The curious guy:
Always trying to get a glimpse at his neighbor’s engine.

The grouchy guy:
He stands in front of the urinal while talking to himself, farts, tries to piss but can’t manage to. Farts again and leaves moaning.

The hypocrite guy:
Lets out a soundless stinky fart, sniffs the air, stares at his neighbor with an accusing look.

The snob guy:
Stands a meter away from the urinal and holds his penis with two hands.

The fat guy:
Has to stand a meter away from the urinal because of his belly, pisses ‘blindly’, and wets his neighbor’s shoes.

The midget guy:
Goes to the urinal with a ladder, falls in it and drowns.

The strong tattooed guy:
Hits his penis on the side of the urinal to make it drip.

The gross guy:
All the urinals are busy, so he pisses on the floor as if everything was normal.

The guy who wears glasses:
Stands in front of the urinal, aims at the right one and pisses in the left one.

The cocky guy:
Holds his thing as if it was a beast. His gay neighbor thinks he’s horny and gets his dick caught in the zipper.

The player:
Pisses with a high-pressure jet inside and around the urinal with the goal to hit a fly.


WARNING TO POST IN ALL URINALS AND BATHROOMS:

If you are pretentious, step forward, it’s shorter than you think it is.
If you are absent-minded, get your zipper down instead of taking of your sweater.
If you are short, then take a damn stool instead of pissing everywhere while jumping.

Thanks




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Nov 10 2004 10:53PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
i cannot relate to this post because i am a woman


- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...
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Nov 10 2004 10:58PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
interesting.. so how they piss might indicate what kind of person they are...maybe i'll take a look sometime.


-katie
Nov 10 2004 10:59PM
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Phrosty
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no ladies I'm affraid your mistaken now please post nude pictures.
Nov 10 2004 11:01PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
urinals seems fun




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 10 2004 11:09PM
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Mattman
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is the funniest thread I have ever seen in months

omg..... I'll have to read that again and see who I am.




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

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Nov 10 2004 11:14PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i'd obviously be a zig-zag guy!!




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 10 2004 11:17PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
i think im the cocky guy, but ive been the gross guy a couple of times at skool as a dare, but half the skool does it as a matter of course
Nov 10 2004 11:24PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
yeah, i cant do that
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*Kirsten*


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Nov 10 2004 11:26PM
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Frostfired
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the funniest is the grouchy guy and the curius guy are hilarius
Nov 10 2004 11:30PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha im a combination between talented, childish, and silly.




Joel
Nov 10 2004 11:34PM
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Stinkey_egg
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Hhhhahahaha that's awsome! wow that's some great stuff




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Nov 10 2004 11:43PM
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french_hucker
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I guess Im noisy and childish.


'Yes, time flies.And where did it leave you?Old too soon...smart too late'
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Nov 11 2004 12:23AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
''The childish guy:
Looks at the bottom of the urinal and stares at the bubbles.''

Yup, that's me.

-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
Nov 11 2004 12:35AM
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RandomHero21
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I'm the player.


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Nov 11 2004 12:36AM
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-=koLLac=-
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ZIG ZAG! also....how can 'thisAngelicRage' be oe of us...isn't she a girl???




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Nov 11 2004 12:40AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Marathon guy: the guy who looks around the bathroom seeing if anybody is there and tries to hit all the urinals in one piss while holding it in from urinal to urinal.
^ I’m that guy; I only do that on rare occasions. I am usually the childish guy and the silly guy






Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

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Nov 11 2004 12:41AM
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Schoening
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i'de have to go with the silly guy. zig zags




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Nov 11 2004 12:46AM
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Ski-hobo
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where have you been kollac, angelic rage is a dike


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Nov 11 2004 12:57AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i just sit and pee. its so easy
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Nov 11 2004 1:11AM
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Schmitz
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dude, if you're really cool you POOP in the urinal!




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Nov 11 2004 1:50AM
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french_hucker
Posts: 232 - Karma: 73
^aw man Ive see that in my school in France someone took a dump in the urinal its was nasty.


'Yes, time flies.And where did it leave you?Old too soon...smart too late'
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Nov 11 2004 2:11AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
completely the silly one. if i could whistle, i would do it when i pissed
Nov 11 2004 6:32AM
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-=koLLac=-
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Ski-Hobo...sorry dude, I had to miss it somehow...and my friends already tell me that I have 'no life' (but I'm still only 'ridiculous' haha)




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EUROPE KICKS ASS
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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Nov 11 2004 6:56AM
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Ryno
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i definatly look at the bubbles...so neato

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Nov 11 2004 7:52AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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def childish,silly, and talented



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Nov 11 2004 8:53AM
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Sk3bUm
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you're all idiots... just wear a diaper
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Nov 11 2004 9:12AM
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Enthuzed
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thaqt was really stupid
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Nov 11 2004 10:14AM
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Justo8484
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poop in the urinal? the kid in the room next door pooped in the sink.
Nov 11 2004 10:48AM
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RaginCajun
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im the curious guy. err i mean...dammit.
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Nov 11 2004 12:24PM
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katesd
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girls don't have different ways really... we all just use the 'hover' in public bathrooms
it's where you sit over the toilet but don't actually sit on it... those seats are dirty man. it's a great work out for the thighs though.


-katie
Nov 11 2004 12:57PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14


-TAK, PPPhD

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''Independence is for the very few; it is a privilege of the strong. And whoever attempts it even with the best right but without inner constraint proves that he is probably not only strong, but also daring to the point of recklessness. He enters into a labyrinth, he multiplies a thousandfold the dangers which life brings with it in any case, not the least of which is that no one can see how and where he loses his way, becomes lonely, and is torn piecemeal by some minotaur of conscience. Supposing one like that comes to grief, this happens so far from the comprehension of men that they neither feel it nor sympathize. And he cannot go back any longer. Nor can he go back to the pity of men.'' -my buddy, Fred

''The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride.'' -Raoul Duke, and his good friend, Mr.Jim Bean
Nov 11 2004 1:01PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
^Ha I've seen that before





Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 11 2004 1:06PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ not quite.


-katie
Nov 11 2004 1:07PM
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danbrown
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i'm more of a childish zig-zagger
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Nov 11 2004 1:10PM
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d-loc
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^haha the seats are dirty... do you really think that?

cuz if you do you would know ur mouth is more dirty than that seat. just about everything is more dirty. that seat probably gets cleaned once a day if not more.



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 11 2004 1:10PM
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katesd
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yeah, maybe.
BUT, because everyone hovers, they sometimes pee on the seat... so then the seat's dirty.
plus in like grade 5 they teach us that you can get crabs and herpes from public toilets. haha i guess it sticks with us.


-katie
Nov 11 2004 1:27PM
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katesd
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whether or not they're clean all the time, definitely wouldn't venture to say that 'everything is more dirty than the seat'
it IS a toilet after all.


-katie
Nov 11 2004 1:29PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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talented/childish


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Nov 11 2004 1:44PM
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d-loc
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^^yeah and you can drink your own piss to survive if needed... so hmmm it doesnt seem that dirty now does it?

drinking ur piss is a delacacy in some places and they feel it gives new energy. haha



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Nov 11 2004 1:51PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
maybe so... but you don't drink herpes to survive.


-katie
Nov 11 2004 2:00PM
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PowderCanuck
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d-loc, go lick a public toilet seat


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Nov 11 2004 2:26PM
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katesd
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^ exactly


-katie
Nov 11 2004 2:28PM
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