Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Okay Glass, make a thread. (Google Glasses)

profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Google is going to take over.


Feb 20 2013 9:27AM
2 0
profile picture
onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423

cool shit.

Feb 20 2013 9:36AM
0 0
profile picture
*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
People need to learn to live their lives instead of taking pictures and videos of it.
Feb 20 2013 9:45AM
0 0
profile picture
Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
well that is sick
Feb 20 2013 9:52AM
0 0
profile picture
Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Really? I think it's incredibly stupid
Feb 20 2013 9:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
you make a fuckton of threads.
Feb 20 2013 10:06AM
0 0
profile picture
theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I spend a lot of time looking at crap on the internet at work as a result of boredom and post them... I am trying to cut back.
Feb 20 2013 10:12AM
0 0
profile picture
Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
true.

life has become a game of "how many people i can prove my life is awesome to"
Feb 20 2013 10:39AM
0 0
profile picture
Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
I LOVEE this project. Its the future now. Id be super impressed if all that footage was actually recorded via google glass
Feb 20 2013 10:52AM
0 0
profile picture
WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
Next thing we all know, iRobot.
Feb 20 2013 10:55AM
0 0
profile picture
Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
It does make you look like a twat.

Click for larger image
Feb 20 2013 11:00AM
0 0
profile picture
Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
a hairy twat.
Feb 20 2013 11:02AM
0 0
profile picture
Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
.
Feb 20 2013 4:23PM
0 0
profile picture
987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
But... but... what's life without likes?
Feb 20 2013 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
eheath
Posts: 61087 - Karma: 118,024
I was gonna say, once everyone has Google Glass, all your videos and photos will be ruined because you look like an idiot.

You can literally do everything on the Google Glass that you can do on a phone, it may take 1-4 seconds longer with a phone but then you don't look like an idiot and you don't pay $1500 to do it.
Feb 20 2013 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
I agree
Feb 20 2013 4:27PM
0 0
profile picture
bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
Saying things like "I don't want to send a message to my girlfriend telling her that I slept with her best friend before I knew her" could easily become dangerous.

I feel like the voice control would always be taking things out of context and fucking your life up
Feb 20 2013 4:28PM
0 0
profile picture
Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Dumbest.  Thing.  Ever. 

Feb 20 2013 4:29PM
0 0
profile picture
nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
hey you're right.
never thought of it that way
Feb 20 2013 4:29PM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,000
pshhht he's no actualyisdolan
Feb 20 2013 4:48PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
Yup.Our validation comes not through experiences but through peoples likes and comments on our sweet ass facebook statuses.


I think it's always been a part of human nature, but the internet really draws it out of us. It gives us the ability to troll for people's love.

Thank Jebus for mellow days at the mountain with no people, just alone with the mountain to cruise, slash pow, or lap the park. If it wasn't for personal time like that I think I'd go fucking crazy.

Feb 20 2013 4:55PM
0 0
profile picture
BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
oh cmon its pretty fucking cool
Feb 20 2013 5:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Sure thing!

Click for larger image
Feb 20 2013 5:05PM
0 0
profile picture
CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
It's one of those thing that's wicked cool and is huge technologically speaking, but is totally impractical and would never sell among the greater public, like Segways.
Feb 20 2013 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
this is the future of phones... damn so cool.


Feb 20 2013 5:09PM
0 0
profile picture
grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
It's been that way forever, only recently has it become instantaneously, people use to invite everyone over and project pictures from their vacations, make photo albums, I totally agree with you but it's been going on for years
Feb 20 2013 5:28PM
0 0
profile picture
chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
I promise you I will never wear that.
Feb 20 2013 5:33PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
all i can say is im glad i bought a shit ton of their stock at 182, and i predict it has some more grown to do.
Feb 20 2013 5:36PM
0 0
profile picture
cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
pedophiles unite
Click for larger image
Feb 20 2013 5:41PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
That's how everything is. There used to be decent videos and decent pictures. Now 90% of it is trash and that's with taking into consideration the better technology.
Feb 20 2013 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
Here is a prime example of too much technology. Marketable as hell - futuristic, sexy, impressive even... but it will ultimately fail.... It simply will not sell in the quantities to make it profitable.

Nobody will walk around central london going... Hey glass... whens the next bus coming.... hey glass, im a dick...

No. A total disconnect with marketing and the real world.

GoPro with Wifi remote is all you need for amazing pics/video...and you dont have to sound like a bell end.

Siri proves this - nobody actually really uses it...

Feb 20 2013 6:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Next step: Google Glasses Porn!

I am ready for the future.
Feb 20 2013 6:43PM
0 0
profile picture
majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
so so so so so so so true
Feb 20 2013 6:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
no one actually needs that
Feb 20 2013 7:01PM
0 0
profile picture
~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
I'm excited for 10 years down the road when it's just a contact. They're already working on it.

Feb 20 2013 7:14PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
i use siri all the fucking time, come on people relize that this glass thing is only gonna get better with time. you sound like a bunch of old people that hate computers.
Feb 20 2013 7:39PM
0 0
profile picture
Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
I sound like my grandparents, but my life was fine before this and I dont really see the need for unnecessary technology.

This definitely has a promising future for other tech to build off of, though
Feb 20 2013 7:52PM
0 0
profile picture
Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
Click for larger image
Cookie beat you to it, Google.
Feb 20 2013 7:58PM
0 0
profile picture
[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
I won't speculate on its success, because if there's anything I've observed is that people will use any technology no matter how stupid it is (e.g. twitter, kindle, online gaming, etc.).

Having said that, considering how pathetic first world humans have become in their leisurely screen time, I don't welcome this idea at all. As if all the "follow me/subscribe/like this" isn't sad enough, now people are going to pay a premium price to eliminate that two second inconvenience of taking a phone out of your pocket, for the purposes of uploading, tagging, and infesting the internet with somehow even more pointless shit. Technologically speaking it's a wonderful achievement, but add the human element (you know, that one whereby we sacrifice moments in order to document and gain validation over that supposed moment we never actually had in the first place) and it falls apart. If you think that the proliferation of Google Glass will fill the internet with the same type of adventurous and fantastic content that Google has advertised, you're naïve.

Of course I'm being hypocritical, posting this from a computer and all, but really if I weren't so relient on this damn thing I would've cast it into a pit of lava and alligators a long time ago.
Feb 20 2013 8:08PM
0 0
profile picture
grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
like sean daley of atmosphere said, wouldn't look too bad with your cell phones off.


Feb 20 2013 8:10PM
0 0
profile picture
nagger
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 882
I don't like talking to things that aren't alive.
dat shit aint right
Feb 20 2013 8:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
omg.
Feb 20 2013 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
omg.
Feb 20 2013 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
roddy116
Posts: 10622 - Karma: 7,397
thats pretty cool, does make you look like a douche though.
Feb 20 2013 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,890
didn't they start developing contact lenses with computers in them like 6 years ago? where the fuck is that? i don't want your stupid glasses, i want contacts so that i can discreetly browse the web while everyone else thinks i'm paying attention to them.
Feb 20 2013 8:43PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
Lol I was thinking of that. Yeah I've seen that show, SUE ME HATERS
Feb 20 2013 8:47PM
0 0
profile picture
anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
INTERESTING......
Click for larger image
Click for larger image

Feb 27 2013 5:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
^ Implying a slanted A like that has only been done by Avicii.

I've seen an A like that in old typography books from the land before time.
Feb 27 2013 5:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Click for larger image
Feb 27 2013 6:08PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)