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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
So I've never found myself in this predicament before, but now that I live with my girlfriend, I need to put my porn in a safer place besides the "Other Bookmarks" folder in my Chrome browser haha. Not that she would care, but I'd rather keep my fapping life private, as it should be.

So NS, where does everyone save their pages/videos to? Help a brotha out!
Feb 19 2013 3:14PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
I thought you meant like porn mustaches like this..

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Feb 19 2013 3:16PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Thats what I thought.

Hide it in like a Call of Duty Walkthrough folder
Feb 19 2013 3:17PM
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Mitchell.
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Feb 19 2013 3:18PM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
True, but you can't make "incognito bookmarks" can you? It's just for temporary browsing?

Also, thats pretty hilarious, it might as well say "open a window for porn."
Feb 19 2013 3:21PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you really need it that badly that bookmarks are necessary?
Feb 19 2013 3:24PM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
Haha dude what are you talking about? You never favorite/bookmark something you come across in your travels through porn? You're useless, keep out of the thread.
Feb 19 2013 3:28PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
why do you need to bookmark your porn..?
Feb 19 2013 3:28PM
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Olimar
Posts: 3535 - Karma: 4,076
As much as I hate to burst your bubble, but I think youre in the minority here.
Feb 19 2013 3:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I'm going to have to agree here. Never have I ever had a need to bookmark any porn.

But to the OP - why don't you make a folder and call it something that she would never ever look at, like :"Car Parts" or "History Homework" - ya know, something stupid like that. And then name all of your bookmarks things like "Replacement front bumper" or whatever. That way, if she ever sees it, she'll just keep cruising past it.
Feb 19 2013 3:44PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
this comes in handy. http://www.wikihow.com/Create-Your-Own-Folder-Locker

just put it in some system folder pretty deep in your pc, like c:\windows\debug\WIA. also, if youre using windows 7 you could use the command: attrib +h "file path" to hide it completely, and attrib -h to unhide it. id reccomend that over using the locker, but if youre using xp then the locker is your best bet.
Feb 19 2013 3:44PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Go in incognito and just make accounts on your favourite porn sites with bogus emails, silly names and easy password, favourite your favourite stuff.

Then whenever you feel the need to choke the chicken just go incognito, login and enjoy an happy ending.
Feb 19 2013 3:45PM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
Thank you sir, someone understands. I didn;t realize you could just make an account without any payment info and shit like that though.
Feb 19 2013 3:46PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Plenty of free pornsites have that feature.

Just use a temporary email like this one: CLICK
Feb 19 2013 3:51PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
haha, im always in for new meat
Feb 19 2013 3:55PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
no i have this thing called a brain that remembers things for me
Feb 19 2013 3:56PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2298 - Karma: -11,022
I don't understand... searching for new videos is half the fun. why would you want to fap to the same video everytime?
Feb 19 2013 4:05PM
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JamesEarlRay
Posts: 180 - Karma: -3
I'm always into fapping to new vids dude, but every once in a while if I find one that is super awesome or really tickles my fancy, I'll want to hold onto it just for the future as a for sure go-to. Na mean?
Feb 19 2013 4:09PM
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
yeah bookmarking porn seems like a pretty silly idea, i dont find it difficult at all to go back and find a vid. i feel like the only reason to bookmark porn is if i wanted to go back to a really large number of pron vids
Feb 19 2013 4:15PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
I cant fap to a video more than 5 times, after that i need new material.
Feb 19 2013 4:33PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
I never bookmark that stuff, but I should have bookmarked one I saw a few days ago. Shit was dank
Feb 19 2013 5:34PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
Live with my gf too, I try and delete the history our of respect but she's cool and doesn't care either way, it's just porn. A lot of girls like watching it at times too.
Feb 19 2013 5:35PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
My girlfriends can't handle the type of porn I'm into.
Feb 19 2013 5:38PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
if you've got stuff saved directly on your computer, hide it in sample pictures or sample videos. no one ever checks there
Feb 19 2013 5:54PM
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,304
You guys are crazy...you've never come across a video that you want to see more than once??

OP - go into your email and create a blank message. Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V your favorite links and click save...you'll just have a draft message saved to your email. It's handy cause you'll always have the list with you, and unless your girl has your email password it's completely fool proof
Feb 19 2013 6:32PM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
Posts: 270 - Karma: 121
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My porn stash. Like a boss
Feb 19 2013 6:37PM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4748 - Karma: -567
Don''t worry about it. Unless you are into fucked up beastiality porn or something I doubt she'll care.

Its hard to get porn out of the web bar thing even if you delete the browsing history when you type the first few letters of a porn site to bring up something else its gonna guess it and come up.
Feb 19 2013 6:46PM
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BoomSkier
Posts: 305 - Karma: 17
delete them cookies and you're good to go!
Feb 19 2013 6:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
you might just have to settle for watching new videos
Feb 19 2013 6:55PM
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