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snowfinder
Posts: 2717 - Karma: 32,924
Saw a fat lady vag today , I want to burn the sight out of my mind but it can not be undone.

Feb 17 2013 8:26PM
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SkiBum.
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 3,895
Don't lie, you liked it.
Feb 17 2013 8:27PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
A car crash where the guy was hanging out of his windshield and thete was blood absolutely everywhere.
Feb 17 2013 8:27PM
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Skinerd95
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God no please, no pics
Feb 17 2013 8:28PM
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BeefiestExpert
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yup no pics no proof.
Feb 17 2013 8:34PM
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snowfinder
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Well my family owns a store and I have the great job of cleaning up the bathrooms, I knocked on the door for the woman's room and opened it and asked if anyone was in there , nothing so i went in and opened the first stall and there it was looking right back at me with that slant eye. I closed the door and screamed sorry and walked out, she left the store without saying a word. No pics at all no one needs to see what I saw.
Feb 17 2013 8:34PM
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aquinn
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as a nurse i get to see the fattest pussies. The bigger the better
Feb 17 2013 8:35PM
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quixotic
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Feb 17 2013 8:35PM
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snowfinder
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Seen a lot of vag, but that was the first one that made me feel sick.
Feb 17 2013 8:37PM
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quixotic
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quit spying on your moms beav when she gets out of the shower every morning
Feb 17 2013 8:39PM
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DANETRON
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I think he liked it but does know how do deal with these strange new feelings
Feb 17 2013 8:41PM
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deleted5
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Is it by chance a store used to film pornography of your 3rd cousin.
Feb 17 2013 8:41PM
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snowfinder
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haha no it is a pretty big retail store no porn sold there.
Feb 17 2013 8:42PM
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jbalz
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when i was 8 i was on a family vacation at disney land. on our way to return our hertz car from a location in la near the lax we stopped for gas. i went around the side of the gas station to go take a pee when i noticed something back in the bushes. i moved some brush to take a closer look and saw a young (probably 22 or so) light skinned black guy with his brains blown out. his face looked completely fine but the back of his skull looked dissolved off with chunks of what looked like his brain scattered around a two foot radius behind his body. little grey bits everywhere. i didnt really react, just stood there and looked. no idea how long i was standing there for but my parents came and found me then saw what i was looking at, covered my eyes as fast as possible picked me up and and got the fuck out of there. i dont really know how this effected me psychologically to this day. ive never been bothered by gore in movies, it actually was kind of cool to look at. still have no idea who he was or what happened to him to this day (although i imagine it was gang violence)
Feb 17 2013 9:18PM
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POTandPans
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Id be willing to bet by the time you hit 13 you were masturbating to the thought of it

Feb 17 2013 9:32PM
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quixotic
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brings new meaning to the term "skull fuck"
Feb 17 2013 9:37PM
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snowfinder
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thats just mind blowing
Feb 17 2013 9:54PM
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RimJobber
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Nobody has mentioned r/spacedicks yet?
Feb 17 2013 10:15PM
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Hammyslapwagon
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Feb 17 2013 10:16PM
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*simba*
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You make so many pointless threads.
Feb 17 2013 10:47PM
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last_tango
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Seeing my buddies face who works for park crew that was the first responder to someone that ate shit in the pipe. The guy he found had a pool of blood about the size of him and he was convulsing. He ended up dying in the hospital.
Feb 18 2013 7:18AM
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Brock.
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I stumbled across a Mexican cartel chainsaw execution on liveleaks once.


That fucking sucked.
Feb 18 2013 8:21AM
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rtopken
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Saw a cyclist get hit by a SUV at around 50 mph...his leg broke in half and his Femur was coming out of his skin...grossest thing I have seen. There was so much blood...and the screaming...ugh.
Feb 18 2013 8:26AM
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NotGhood
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I hate to be the one to tell you this but i think you're a psychopath
Feb 18 2013 9:59AM
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deleted5
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No, I'm an EMT and The bad injurys are the cooler ones. I'm not saying I'm happy there in a lot of pain but when you're in EMT and you respond to someone whose bone sticking out of their leg it's kind of cool. Also I remember I responded to a girl who overdosed on some drug and we thought she was already dead. We got there and I don't know how long she spent in a pool of her own vomit face down, but when we pulled her face up out of the pile her skin was almost melted off of her face.
Feb 18 2013 3:05PM
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tjlproductions
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I hear what you are saying. Ive been an EMT for about a year and OEC ski patrol cert for 4 yrs. It is cool to see that stuff. And to all those that think it is psychotic, would you rather have someone responding to your compound femur break that is freaking out or getting "sick"? Or someone who can handle it and treat the injury best?  On a side note its not that I want you to get hurt, I just want to be there when it happens. haha
Feb 18 2013 4:14PM
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maximiliaan
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Feb 18 2013 4:16PM
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danderson.
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This is probably the worst thread to be reading while I'm eating.
Feb 18 2013 4:19PM
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Phil-X-
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Was it the stomach acid that disolved her flesh? I find EMT/Medical stuff fascinating. Ive watched a weird amount of operation and surgery videos online. Im pretty confident in my ability to remove a brain tumor, or at least releasing pressure in a skull.
Feb 18 2013 4:24PM
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DANETRON
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Ill pay you 2gs to take out my brain tumor i dont have insurance now. Have you seen any of the saw movies?
Feb 18 2013 5:32PM
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Phil-X-
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Shouldnt be that hard, Ill need the following-

My team-
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and I think I can wing it with all that
Feb 18 2013 7:06PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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My friend found this on reddit one day. He told me it was very unpleasing and im glad I never saw it.
Feb 18 2013 10:55PM
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RimJobber
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I saw this brazilian chick on r/wtf that was de-limbed
Feb 18 2013 10:58PM
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DANETRON
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Whats the lighter for?
Feb 19 2013 12:17AM
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Phil-X-
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lightin bowlz. Its to cauterize any veins or anything bleeding to seal it off with a burn

http://youtu.be/yhORvX-4Bx4?t=2m36s
Feb 19 2013 12:26AM
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yuck
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how long did it take you to find a picture of an ACTUAL camel toe?
Feb 19 2013 12:33AM
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DANETRON
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Alright sounds good. You gonna do this in a hotel room like they do those home made botox shots?
Feb 19 2013 1:59AM
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Phil-X-
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I have box spring in the extra bedroom in my apartment, its near the kitchen so I can grab knives and what not
Feb 19 2013 2:17AM
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DANETRON
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Isnt that what the team is for? Im doubting you now man
Feb 19 2013 3:27AM
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