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Canadian Parliament takes a stand against zombies
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Basically as serious as any other issue the Canadian government has to deal with
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Just like baby seals, we will club the fuck out of zombies.
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Yeah not to mention beaver control laws, poutine regulations, and importing curling stones
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Right. Like how canada continues to be so worthless year after year. Well, at least they're preparing for the zombie apocalypse..
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This here kids is the classic "I have nothing intelligent to argue back so I'm just gunna try and make a joke."
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How can anybody on NS possibly hate on canada... we have BC.
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Not really, do you guys even have an army? Do canadians even lift?!?!???
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There's nothing valuable for a Canadian army to protect, why would Canada waste money on an army when Canada can use it to grow cheese curds and brew maple syrup
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Sorry, dude. I forgot that canadians like to pretend that their country actually matters.
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I am definitely joking a bit, but please, they're are so many more arguments in our favor.
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i wish the us government was more like canadas. to me canada seems much more chill than the us these days. i bet the people there are much less biased and all around take life less seriously
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you were way funnier in the why are you a badass thread
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Sorry, i don't aim to please you.
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