Valentine ideas

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So I already pretty much have a day planned out, breakfast, walk on the pier, and the movie safe haven. Im thinking about making a card that says "id be damned if I didn't see the beauty in front of me. Will you be mine?" Anyway what are my chances of getting laid what can I do to improve those chances.

Feb 13 2013 5:34PM

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HWW

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pee in her butt...

Feb 13 2013 5:36PM

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.AR6rider.

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wat

Feb 13 2013 5:37PM

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Jaggy_Snake

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inb4 dick in a box.

Feb 13 2013 5:37PM

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Broommasta

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Its ok that's what I thought too

Feb 13 2013 5:38PM

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edai

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seriously dude this is so pussy, why are you asking her? just tell her shes your valentine and slap dat ass

Feb 13 2013 5:40PM

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E-Nix

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You have the day off?

Feb 13 2013 8:29PM

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bananas

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play hard to get and don't talk to her.

Feb 13 2013 8:36PM

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.AR6rider.

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Judging by his username, icon, and idea of a romantic Valentine's Day card, I'd say he's either unemployed or got someone to cover his drive-thru shift at Taco Bell tomorrow.

Feb 13 2013 8:37PM

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SFB

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wel first your gonna want to take her out to a nice dinner, and compliment her alot. then throw her on the ground and pee in her butt.

Feb 13 2013 9:12PM

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stezybake[D]oven

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give her the herps, its the gift that keeps on giving

Feb 13 2013 9:18PM

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TechnoPotamus

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Feb 13 2013 9:22PM

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PacificRimJob

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Buy her a vibrator.

Feb 13 2013 9:23PM

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TechnoPotamus

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for her ass regions

Feb 13 2013 9:25PM

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Bogs

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This is one of worst explained threads i've ever seen. I have honestly no idea what you are saying. Do you have a girl already? Are you trying to get a girl? If you are trying to get a girl, why are you in a position to make breakfast with her/walk on piers with her?

If you have a girl, why the fuck the shitty-ass, corny-ass, just terrible card? It's fucking valentine's day. It really shouldn't be that hard to get laid. Just do something nice for her.

Feb 13 2013 9:36PM

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ChungBol

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kiss ur GF ...nothing more nothing less....just one kiss and go see safe haven trust me it works.....

me and my GF have been in love for 4 years and we have only kissed 6 times.... 3 valentines days and 3 other times on her bday.....i love her and will not disrespect her body by 'fucking' her and having sex...also she doesnt need my dirty weiner in her mouth...i just kiss her and cuddle with her...we are in LOVE

Feb 13 2013 9:49PM

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whoa-dere

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oh lawwwd

Feb 13 2013 9:50PM

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daannnnieel

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Morning, school, hang out at lunch talk and such, school, after school her house, I got her chocolates and a stuffed hedgehog, and probably a rose and a hand made card.

Aren't I nice?

she's cooking me dinner, and yeah.

Feb 13 2013 9:59PM

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Dubins

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Don't try and be all gay and old timey... Unless she like downtown abbey, then she'll prolly like that

Feb 13 2013 10:04PM

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CandyNipples.

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This is what you need OP

Feb 13 2013 10:06PM

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TechnoPotamus

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stop trying so hard to troll you goddamn loser

i'm gonna slap my "dirty wiener" across your face if i see any more posts like this

Feb 13 2013 10:34PM

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ironic

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Who says that Valentine's Day is just about material things? it's obviously about getting laid.

Feb 13 2013 10:36PM

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Broommasta

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bingo, i have no job

Feb 13 2013 10:38PM

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woossy

Feb 13 2013 10:39PM

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SkiinTrigga

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Write her a dope ass poem; I did this and she wanted the d indubitably.

Feb 14 2013 12:36AM

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act.resist

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I hate how valentines day revolves around the female. the girl should be expected to put in some work too.

inb4 sex

Feb 14 2013 2:19AM

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.AR6rider.

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Well, March 14 is international steak and BJ day. Valentine's Day can be about the girl as long as my steak isn't cooked over medium rare.

Feb 14 2013 10:41AM

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no_steeze

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i just hate valentines day in general

it's all about trying to predict and fulfill a girl's subconscious expectations that she's picked up from watching stupid tv shows and movies. well i guess that's what it's like to date a girl in general but it's especially bad on valentines day

i (think) i show my girlfriend how much i care about her on a daily basis so i shouldn't have to stress and spend money on some random day to demonstrate even more that i like her and don't want to randomly break up with her and then kill her, which is every girl's chief concern

Feb 14 2013 10:53AM

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.AR6rider.

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Meh, just do what most guys do. Buy her sexy lingerie and cheap flowers. Win-win. She gets to feel sexy and you get to see her in a kinky outfit and then most likely bang her harder than usual.

Feb 14 2013 10:56AM

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hahahaha

you know how i know you're gay

Feb 14 2013 11:09AM

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no_steeze

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i've got the formula down pretty well and my girlfriend luckily is very down to earth and happy just with the notion that i was thinking about her, but i just don't like the holiday in general

Feb 14 2013 11:17AM

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Jeebus.

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Tell her these exact words. "Bitch, i ain't givin you shiit."

Feb 14 2013 11:20AM

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act.resist

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I think both days should be directed toward both gender BUT THAT'S JUST LIKE MY OPINION @no_steeze totally agree. Valentines day is materialistic bullshit made up by the government to distract us from the real picture (aliens) #FUCKTHECORPORATEWORLD

Feb 14 2013 12:13PM

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Broommasta

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"im a sucker for love with some easy dick" -AZ

Feb 14 2013 3:49PM

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