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7springsprod
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It is currently 5 minutes after my entire system has been flushed. And good god that was a weird ass experience. I had acl surgery on friday and I got bound up and could not for the life of me crap, so around 1, I took 2 little pills and 7 hours later, It was the biggest crap ever, it just kept coming and coming and coming. It was around 3-4 inches higher than the water level and I feel so so relieved now. Just a warning story.
Feb 11 2013 8:21PM
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BrewskiJr
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Just so i know... If I wanted to prank my friend with laxatives.... How much should i give em
Feb 11 2013 8:25PM
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roddy116
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enough is never enough
Feb 11 2013 8:27PM
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7springsprod
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I read the box and it said not to crush or chew them, so thats a major roadblock right there. Assuming they dont work when that happens.
Feb 11 2013 8:28PM
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arnie_grape
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Or maybe they work at lightning speed and you're not supposed to do that to avoid backsplash
Feb 11 2013 9:41PM
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daOyster
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Yeah, when you crush or chew them they work a lot faster because of the increased surface area from the now exposed inside. Basically would turn you into a shit volcano after taco night.
Feb 11 2013 10:29PM
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