Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

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There's something about Kate Upton I don't like. She looks great don't get me wrong, just not for me.

Feb 10 2013 6:36PM

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.Hugo.

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Her head is too small for her body

Feb 10 2013 6:43PM

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.Hugo.

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Not even the photoshopped to shit photos of her show any tone to her body at all. She looks like she has zero muscle, so what the hell else could it be?

Feb 10 2013 6:46PM

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galaxia

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look man, I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but it just seems nuts.

And Im not tech savvy, but can you photoshop a video? Im pretty sure you cannot. but if you can, then I have no argument. But if she is not appealing to you in these videos, then I guess it is agree-to-disagree. \

http://gothamist.com/2013/02/09/celebrate_kate_uptons_2nd_swimsuit.php

Feb 10 2013 6:49PM

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ski.cats

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havent you blown it enough in this thread already? she chunky and looks in no way athletic, which some people find extremely unattractive. deal with it

Feb 10 2013 6:50PM

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howlongcanausern

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kinda fell in love w/ her cuz of that dougie video *sighhhh*

Feb 10 2013 6:54PM

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El_Barto.

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Who cares? Bitch doesnt need to run a mile to suck a dick

Feb 10 2013 6:55PM

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tripnip

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Bingo we have a winner.

Feb 10 2013 6:59PM

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Stickity

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that video was the beginning of the end for me

Feb 10 2013 7:00PM

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Mitchell.

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@COLON_TROLL

58 seconds into first video of this link; we have found the answer, aerolas do not seem to be of un-naturally large proportion

Feb 10 2013 7:00PM

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Rachy

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You can't photoshop video, but you can make sure the lighting is perfect, adjust color balance, and fix things to an extent depending on the budget. You can edit out anything unflattering.

But what you can't really edit is runway.

Start about about 3 minutes. Smoking hot fit babes that all look like they work out and still have chests and what not. Then Kate comes in. Again, I don't think she's fat, I just don't think she's fit.

Feb 10 2013 7:15PM

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Mitchell.

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good example, theres no point in someone trying to argue shes a stick, its fact shes not

Feb 10 2013 7:19PM

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Mitchell.

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still..

Feb 10 2013 7:19PM

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galaxia

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yah, but my point is that she isnt a stick. shes super attractive, and is definetly not fat, chunky, flabby ect. I would give a kidney to spend the night pushing up on that, and to have people think she is physically unattractive is mind boggling.

I think people may be misconstruing my family feud post. I didnt mean to imply Upton was a stick.

But anyways, if the majority of NS'ers think that Upton isnt in their league, or think that her physicality would be a deal breaker because they are a step above, is there a Newschoolers.com for ugly people that I can attend to fit in better?

Feb 10 2013 7:42PM

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.AR6rider.

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I still want you to answer my question from the last page that you conveniently ignored.

Feb 10 2013 7:44PM

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Spinoza

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That's not the argument. Nobody is disputing that she isn't decent, I would say 99% of us would hit it.
The argument is that she's not hot enough to deserve so much fame just for her looks.

Feb 10 2013 7:51PM

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.Jacob

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I don't find her attractive, I think her tits are bordering on saggy, her face bores me, and all the hype surrounding her is just more of a turn off. Yeah sure I'd fuck her, but I'd fuck a lot less attractive people than her too. Get at me.

Feb 10 2013 7:53PM

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snowfinder

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copy cat

Feb 10 2013 7:58PM

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galaxia

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Since you so disparately want me to answer this abserd question, and claim that I "conveniently ignored" lol...here it goes.

your argument is the opposite of what is happening. NS is saying she is a fat underwear model. Im saying she isnt fat. Your asking why Mark Wahlberg doesnt pose in underwear anymore, and what I would think if he gained weight? Im not a big abs guy, more a fan of curves on girls. (Although I would be happy if i could have some definition, my fiance would be happy too I bet!) Marky Mark can do what he pleases. I think hes pretty fit now, and I thought the same when he bulked up for "The Fighter" (although he shed those pounds for later scenes).

I guess Im more confused by your question than anything. please rephrase, and Ill answer honestly.

Feb 10 2013 7:59PM

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galaxia

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okay thats not bad. So what your saying is that if she was just a regular person, you would find her more attractive, and that her physique shouldnt have gotten her as famous as it has. Thats a fair point.

Im just sour because people are calling her flabby, which makes some people soudn like they have sky high standards. Shes a good looking broad, and Im not turning my nose up when she dances in underwear, thats all

Feb 10 2013 8:03PM

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ForeverYung

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wait thats kate upton? she looks like shit compared to the picture OP posted.

Feb 10 2013 8:32PM

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.travis.

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it seems like her weight fluctuates quite a bit, especially for a model. I think she is perfect. ideal woman imo. that being said, I don't think she's fat, but shes not nearly as toned as most swimsuit/lingerie models. I think I kind of like that.

Feb 10 2013 10:36PM

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Daph

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Its cause in this pic she isn't photoshopped to high hell, in the OP she is

Feb 10 2013 10:48PM

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artfullydodged

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Pretty much every pink name post in here belongs in the women logic thread.

Female reaction to skinny models:
- "These models set impossible standards for us, I wish real girls like Marilyn Monroe were still the epitome of beauty"

"Real girl" rockets to top of modeling world:
"Omgawd she's so fat; lets pick her apart with petty insults"

Feb 10 2013 10:52PM

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Dustin.

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There is absolutely no way she weighs 120-130. I'd estimate she weighs 145-150 lbs. She looks to be 27% body fat. That is not crazy overweight or anything but she is certainly not even the model of basic fitness. My wife is a personal trainer so I know for a fact she is 5'7", 129lbs, and 17% body fat. If you wanna tell me Kate Upton weight the same as her, you're delusional.

Feb 10 2013 10:57PM

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Jeebus.

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Thats just her titty weight.

Feb 10 2013 10:58PM

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taylornicky

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I really don't think she's fat... and I feel like a lot of girls don't think she's fat...

Feb 10 2013 10:59PM

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Dustin.

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Exactly this. And because she looks like she doesn't take care of herself in any way, I don't find her attractive. There is a difference between being a certain size and actually being in some sort of good shape.

Feb 10 2013 11:00PM

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I think she's incredibly sexy, and while yes, seemingly, a little over weight, still stunning nonetheless.

I personally like a girl with a little more meat on her, and Im not talking about the "healthy slim body", I'm talking like 150-160 mmmmmmm

Hm, different strokes for different folks I guess

Feb 10 2013 11:03PM

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PJS.

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Nope.

Unrelated: Look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't bang here in a millisecond.

Feb 10 2013 11:06PM

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Dustin.

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If you put her in a bar on an average night, I doubt she would be the girl I asked to dance over someone else. She is very pretty, but like I said before the fitness is important to me. It defines the kind of person you are.

Feb 10 2013 11:12PM

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.AR6rider.

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Oh shut up. Go to a gym, a bar, hell, pretty much any public place on any given day and there are going to be plenty of "real women" with tighter bodies than Kate Upton.

Feb 10 2013 11:15PM

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lineskier10

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she may be slightly overweight but thats it, id say if there were a bell curve she would be just above the median in the overweight section, sure there are plenty girls with tighter bodies then her but she is in no way fat

Feb 10 2013 11:21PM

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corona

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don't get me wrong, I'd bang her, but only after a couple drinks. seriously she's not that great. any given night at any given bar there are always girls I'd rather go home with than her.

Feb 10 2013 11:26PM

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IFuckBitches69

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UHHHHH i would fuck the FUCK outta this bitch awwwwyeeeah

Feb 10 2013 11:28PM

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artfullydodged

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I didn't say all girls do.

Feb 10 2013 11:50PM

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El_Barto.

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Only with a couple drinks. lol

Feb 11 2013 12:01AM

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ironic

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Honestly, before seeing this thread I really didn't like Kate. But now after seeing some of these pictures that are considered "unflattering" I have so much respect for her. I'm thankful that more guys can appreciate a realistic body: one with curves, imperfections, and a great smile.

Feb 11 2013 1:23AM

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403MEDIA

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agree

Feb 11 2013 1:38AM

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I wouldnt. I am totally honest. I just find her really unattractive. Too large eyebrows, her bellybutton is too high on her belly, too large lowerback, saggy tits, generally ugly face, dumb as fuck, no definition whatsoever ect. ect. Models are supposed to be top of the shelf, 13/10, kate upton is about 6-7/10.

Feb 11 2013 1:54AM

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Dubins

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I love how you fucktards act like you get better! Mostly the guy above me

Feb 11 2013 2:29AM

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Mr_Bump

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Ok, 2 types of people in this thread are butthurt;

guys) insulted that people dont think their tastes are attractive

girls) an "average" bodied woman has made it to model status and they are relieved they no longer have to be perfect. then they are butthurt when they find out a lot of guys still don't find her attractive despite being a model

look, at the end of the day if you put an ugly face on her nobody would give a shit. her body just isn't that attractive to most people compared to what we're used to seeing in the modelling world.

I would hit someone with a worse face and better body 100% over kate upton.

But then that's my taste, I like an athletic physique because you know the girl has worked for it. I'm not talking about runway model physique - that is skinny, soft, under-nourished skeletal unhealthiness a lot of the time. I'm talking fit model - basically in agreement with Rachy.

Hips [x]

Toned stomach [x]

Hit [x]

Feb 11 2013 3:13AM

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