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Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

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Mitchell.
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Suprised this hasnt been posted,

here it is for all you Kate Upton fans

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Thoughts?

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Feb 10 2013 12:17AM
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VersaceCockring
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yes
Feb 10 2013 12:36AM
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daannnnieel
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it's alright. Never really been a fan of her, she's too much of a tease.
Feb 10 2013 12:37AM
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introvert
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meh
Feb 10 2013 12:40AM
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Rachy
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I think she's beautiful and there is a definitely an audience for her look.

However, I do not think that audience should be swimsuit modeling.

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I like my bikini models with perfectly toned stomachs and asses I can aspire to obtaining for myself. They tend to be a lot healthier looking than fashion models.
Feb 10 2013 12:56AM
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Mitchell.
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I agree with you on some parts, but the picture is just a bad picture. I mean, Beyonce is gorgeous right?

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I agree with you and am no way am trying to discredit your argument, just like, you know what I mean, a bad picture will make anyone unflattering.

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Feb 10 2013 1:01AM
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RalphLauren.
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shes kinda thick
Feb 10 2013 1:04AM
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Big_Spence
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in a healthy, "real woman" (relatively speaking), way.


big_spence approved.
Feb 10 2013 1:21AM
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Rachy
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Sort of.... but pretty much every photo of her is edited to make her look like she does 100 crunches every day and to look ver lean. She isn't. That's fine, in no way is she overweight, it's just incredibly false.

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The beyonce photo is just a bad face capture and weird lighting that makes her muscle definition look crazier than it is. She's fit as hell.
Feb 10 2013 1:23AM
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scratchproteen
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if by thick you mean a real woman with real curves, and not some pencil with fake tits/ass...then yes she is "thick"...i'd piss in her ass any day.
Feb 10 2013 1:27AM
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NinetyFour
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I'd still hit them both.
Feb 10 2013 1:28AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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I kind of thought women would be happy that Kate Upton is so popular among men because she is thicker... I find her freaking amazingly beautiful
Feb 10 2013 1:36AM
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Rachy
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I think it's great that a "more realistic" model is popular. I just think it's shitty as hell that they still photoshop her to look skinnier and make her look perfect in every bikini photo. She is supposed to be the "realistic" one yet it seems they do even more retouching to her to make her look that way. Such a shame.
Feb 10 2013 1:54AM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Yeah I mean i don't agree with the photoshopping thing either but the producers aren't going to not photoshop her so we just have to live with what they give us I guess
Feb 10 2013 1:58AM
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Stickity
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overhyped. hot as fuck and it's nice that she isn't a toothpick, but she's like the shaun white of models
Feb 10 2013 2:13AM
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Mitchell.
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hahahahah explain
Feb 10 2013 2:15AM
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Stickity
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everyone shits their pants over her and acts like she's the pinnacle of beauty when really she's just an attractive face with big tits
Feb 10 2013 2:20AM
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majora
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i think she's hot.. but not close to as hot as everyone seems to think
Feb 10 2013 4:05AM
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turducken
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But Shaun White is the pinnacle of pipe snowboarding, while she is far from the pinnacle of beauty...

Your analogy doesn't really work.
Feb 10 2013 4:17AM
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Stickity
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the hype train is comparable
Feb 10 2013 4:18AM
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turducken
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Absolutely.

Take away her big tits and she'd be a no one.
Feb 10 2013 4:24AM
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stezybake[D]oven
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fapping regardless if shes overrated or not...
Feb 10 2013 7:06AM
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steezysteeze
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To me most models seem as though their on an unattainable pedestal while she does not fit in to that category. That to me is what makes her incredibly sexy, even after seeing that picture of her ass.
Feb 10 2013 8:12AM
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BertBoyd
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This Thread started out great then made me realize that kate can have some bad pics
Feb 10 2013 11:21AM
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.Capn.
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No one else is upset that she's not even wearing a swimsuit?!?
Feb 10 2013 12:04PM
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DeRizzo
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cleavage
Feb 10 2013 12:33PM
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status_whitegirl
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she needs to lose 20 pounds
Feb 10 2013 12:37PM
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Chubz.
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would motor boat for dayz


but really not that big of a fan.
Feb 10 2013 12:42PM
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OGHolliday
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100 crunches a day is almost nothing so I'm guessing she probably does do 100 a day, but that's just me being a dickhead and backing up my girl because upton is fucking sexy
Feb 10 2013 1:29PM
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gotti
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y'all are gay. she's hot as fuck. sure she may be a little chunky in some areas or positions, but that doesn't matter. she's still hot as fuck.
Feb 10 2013 2:22PM
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Dunnah
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I would take Kate Upton over Beyonce ANY day of the week.
Feb 10 2013 2:26PM
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Phil-X-
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I dont get why people are saying shes a real woman for being curvy, shes larger then most women her age.
Feb 10 2013 2:46PM
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r32kid
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^ Damn shes only 20...
Feb 10 2013 2:48PM
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Bonzalo
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Yeah she could be fat an all, but don't tell me you wouldn't do her in a heartbeat, fucking love her just look at her:

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Feb 10 2013 3:03PM
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2_fadez
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I find it hilarious that almost all women talk shit on models being too skinny and being disgusting, and then a basic chick like Kate Upton comes around and girls call her fat.
Makes me lol
Feb 10 2013 3:05PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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just goes to show how fucking dumb girls are
Feb 10 2013 3:15PM
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howlongcanausern
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on a side note, wtf is up with these 'curvy girls are the sexiest girls' and 'fat is sexy fat is fine you got yours and i got mine' FB pages???

if you're going to judge others based on their looks, expect that other people will do the same to you, fatass
Feb 10 2013 3:18PM
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grown-ninja
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I've always said it, ku's super overated
Feb 10 2013 3:18PM
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Rachy
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there are fashion models and then there are fit models. Fit models tend to be fucking perfect. I have absolutely zero issue with fit models. Fashion models I'm indifferent to. I don't want to look like that, there are girls that do, but they need psychological help unless they are 5'9" and can be models themselves. Then you get an entirely average female (aside from being 5'10") with a cute face. I just googled her and it says she is a 34DD, 5'10" and 130lbs. FUCK NO SHE ISN'T. The amount of air brushing they need to do to make her look my size but with huge boobs is absurd. It's just as bad as showing a super skinny girl.


Feb 10 2013 3:20PM
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TijmenDal
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Photoshop...
Feb 10 2013 3:20PM
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Phil-X-
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Yea this. I dont think any guys argue that fashion models have sexy bodys but that seems to be what people always think we find hot. Fuck that.


Gross-
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Actually healthy and attractive body-
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over weight-
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Feb 10 2013 3:29PM
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beezey
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She started being more heavy ever since that burger commercial. I doubt she even lifts
Feb 10 2013 3:52PM
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Rafiki
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your perception of "over weight" saddens me, and i assume it has been skewed by societies views on how women should look. she's 5'10" and estimated at 120-130 lbs, which gives her a BMI of between 17.2 and 18.7. on the low end, she's clinically underweight, while on the high end shes at a healthy weight.

supermodel thin? no, but overweight? definitely not.
Feb 10 2013 3:57PM
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taylornicky
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It surprises me that the majority of society thinks that women her size are considered fat... It shocks me. I understand that it's just an opinion and that thin is the new "in," but she is neither fat nor overweight in my opinion. She's very attractive, and I think she's actually skinny. It's very interesting.
Feb 10 2013 4:04PM
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beezey
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From these pic it's more like 130-150
Feb 10 2013 4:05PM
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Rafiki
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which gives her a BMI of between 18.7 and 21.5... still clinically a healthy weight
Feb 10 2013 4:07PM
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Rachy
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There is absolutely no way in fucking hell that she is 120 - 130lbs. I say this because at 5'7" and a size 0-2 in womens weigh around 120 and fluctuate right around that from summer to winter. Kate Upton has openly stated she can't wear sample sizes. Sample sizes are a 2 - 4. Therefor the smallest she could be is a size 6. Looking at her, I'd put her at a size 8 Long and a 36 DD that squeezes into a 34. She has a medium frame... I'm guessing she's a fat 150 meaning it's not really muscle, just fat, so it looks heavier than say my friend who is as lean as can be.

My sister is a size 6 in womens, 5'8" runs marathons and is 135lbs.

My friend who is 5'9, a size 6 and also runs crazy fucking distances and skis every day she possibly can is around 150 and has legs to die for.

That weight is absolutely 100% false.

I'm not saying she's overweight, it just looks like she doesn't take care of herself at all and in 5 years or so if she doesn't start taking care of her self she's going to turn into the next kirstie alley and end up on weight watchers.
Feb 10 2013 4:12PM
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Phil-X-
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I honestly think its closer to 150-155, which still might be clinically healthy but completely unattractive to me (obviously beauty is in the eye of the beholder). Even if a guy has a body that shape I would say they are not healthy. Its not just because shes a woman I think that
Feb 10 2013 4:14PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahahahahaha no
Feb 10 2013 4:19PM
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.AR6rider.
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Oh, and I think she kinda looks pregnant in the OP. Plus, she probably has areolas the size of New Mexico.
Feb 10 2013 4:21PM
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Daph
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I think she's gorgeous until you get to her legs. Jesus fucking christ they're some of the most un-athletic looking things I've seen in the modeling world.
Feb 10 2013 4:23PM
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