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Utah Regionals ARE Pure Faggotry

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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
DO YOU RETARDS DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES. WTS Pls thx buy my fks 144.7 s! I live in PCMR and suck my stepdaddy's cock for a living.

I mean holy hellballs why did I move away from Washington before confirming the health of the local newschoolers regional forums. This place is the spawn of chlamydia, gono, and AIDS all mixed up into one big ball of HAI GUISE LOOK AT MY NEW SAGA OR HAI GUISE LOOK AT MY NEW DPS SKIS.

P.S. YOURE THE SAME PEOPLE, JUST DIFFERENT  BREEDS OF SHITTARDS.


EAT YOUR WHEATIES OR ILL BLEND YOUR ORGANS AND PUT THEM IN LIQUID CAPSULES TO TAKE AS SUPPLEMENTS.

SUPPLEMENTS TO DUMB ME DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL.

P.P.S.

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Feb 7 2013 12:07AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Not really a huge wheaties guy. Prefer a big bowl of oatmeal, yogurt with granola and whey before a long day of shred. Sticks to the ribs.
Feb 7 2013 12:17AM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
You can go back to Washington. We won't mind.
Feb 7 2013 2:55AM
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juanborlando
Posts: 3598 - Karma: 2,538
buy my bindings
Feb 7 2013 1:25PM
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YewTard
Posts: 619 - Karma: 196
I've met some cool people on here, but yes this forum is generally either 1) ERMAHGERD BUY MY STERF! or 2) ERMAHGERD IM GOING ON VACATION WHERE CAN I SKI DEEP POW WHILE SLIDING A RAIL AND DROPPING A CLIFF ON THE SAME RUN

It's cool though, I've never ventured over but if ours is like that I can only imagine what Colorado's must be.
Feb 7 2013 5:05PM
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FigNewton
Posts: 2454 - Karma: 5,744
I agree. So why don't you make a good thread?
Feb 7 2013 6:36PM
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rsvp
Posts: 1516 - Karma: 2,611
so brave
Feb 7 2013 7:09PM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
This is the best thread in the forum because I started it~
Feb 7 2013 8:07PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
yes but us washintonians mind. you can keep him, utah.
Feb 8 2013 11:43PM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
With his attitude? No thanks. Looks like he just isn't wanted anywhere, maybe that's what got him all flustered.
Feb 10 2013 12:56PM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
Jesus wasn't wanted either, but like Jesus I am a necessity for human advancement. I will free Utah NS regionals from the shackles of it's own stupidity.~
Feb 10 2013 5:43PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
would buying my xl saga gold coast jacket make you feel better? I'm in PC deals for locals
Feb 10 2013 9:15PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
Hey Utah, learn to Scott.

-Everyone in Washington.
Feb 11 2013 2:16AM
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GratefulShred
Posts: 419 - Karma: 408
First thing i saw when i visited washingtons regionals was a thread about this thread.

By the way want any surfaceskullcandysaga collab. gear? limited edition. $16 bucks OBO.





PM Me.

Feb 11 2013 7:38PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
What is a shmutz like you doing in washington regionals? Stupid Utah kids
Feb 17 2013 2:06AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
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Feb 17 2013 8:20PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Stop invading our forumz!!1 Don't you guys have rain that needs to be skied in??? <3<3
Feb 17 2013 11:02PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
^^^^^
Feb 22 2013 11:23AM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,033
The regionals forum on a website could possibly sway your decision to move somewhere?

You should reevaluate your life man.
Feb 26 2013 1:47AM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
The regionals are a reflection on the type of people that live here. Shit, I nearly fell asleep writing that you tards bore me so much~
Feb 26 2013 8:04PM
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fuckyocouch
Posts: 965 - Karma: 501
Dearest Scott-

Sounds like you are just homesick and lonely. You should probably make a beeline back for Washington. Utah is not worthy of such a great mind such as yours.  All the big words like "retard" and "fuck" you have used in your contributions to this forum are just on too high an intellectual level for any of us to understand. Alas, if you do choose to stay, there is a very secret club for people like yourself. It meets every third friday on the tallest building in Salt Lake City (Which you should know being the most intelligent and competent person in Utah at the moment) All you have to do to get initiated is go to the roof, walk to the edge, close your eyes, and jump.  Once this is done, your membership card will arrive by airmail and everything will make sense. I know this is a hard time for you, But things will get better I promise. Maybe you'll make a connection outside of NS. I know thats a crazy thought but sometimes it happens. Keep your head up (I know its hard with such a massive brain.) Everything will be ok.


Yours Truly-
fuckyocouch






Oh and P.S.

Buy my saga.



















Buy my sagaz Please?

Yours Truly-
FUCKYOCOUCH
Feb 28 2013 12:42AM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
I'm impressed it must have required two years worth of your Adderall supply to write that up. I'd read it, but I would probably learn by interrogating a goat~
Feb 28 2013 9:51AM
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Big5hifty
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why is this thread still near the top of this forum?
Feb 28 2013 3:11PM
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vandersteeze
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Bump
Feb 28 2013 3:22PM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
learn more*~
Feb 28 2013 8:09PM
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twsnow22
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 485
going back and reading your own posts to bask in how funny you think you are?
Feb 28 2013 8:37PM
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
Just like when you fill with pride seeing that middle school diploma you only had to get held back 3 times to  get~
Mar 1 2013 9:42AM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,457
damn, cold blooded...take it back
Mar 7 2013 1:39AM
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