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Crazy Business Ideas

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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
I need one more crazy business idea late night NS'ers! It can be anything. what bugs the crap out of you that could be fixed with something? What does skiing need? What needs improving?
It can be a new idea or a reinvention of the wheel. Have at er and I will dish out mad karma
Feb 5 2013 12:00AM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
Bindings
Feb 5 2013 12:03AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
okay lets think simpler like a bus system to shuttle college students from the bars back to campus. Something mind blowing that would make your life so much easier
Feb 5 2013 12:11AM
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Stickity
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semen filled twinkies
Feb 5 2013 12:13AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
I can see how this would make your semen eating a lot easier
Feb 5 2013 12:19AM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
those already exist though...


mobile apps are the way forward. Ones that make things more convenient.
Feb 5 2013 12:21AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
exactly
Feb 5 2013 12:27AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
Feb 5 2013 12:29AM
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BeefiestExpert
Posts: 2804 - Karma: 3,275
World peace.
Feb 5 2013 12:36AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
my school could use laundry service. If it was relatively cheap I might pay for it.
Feb 5 2013 3:13AM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
my school could use laundry service. If it was relatively cheap I might pay for it.
Feb 5 2013 3:13AM
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dreadyboy
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That durex condom delivery service would be dope.


Feb 5 2013 3:26AM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
this some kind of app that helps you find parking.
Feb 5 2013 3:27AM
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dreadyboy
Posts: 2306 - Karma: 34
Also this looks kinda cool, but I feel like it'll just be used for jokes.

http://bangwithfriends.com/

it connects to your facebook and you can click which girls you wanna bang, if said girl then clicks you, then you guys both find out and can go bang. Doesn't say who wants to bang you/who you want to bang unless you've both clicked each other though. It seems like it could be so awkward if some girl I know does it just to see who wants to fuck her.
Feb 5 2013 3:39AM
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Chubbs.
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 2,647
Invent something like Thule bars that don't cost my whole fucking bank account to put on my car.
Feb 5 2013 1:37PM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
I'm starting a hot saice business with 3 partners as we speek, 6 month deadline 3 years ago turned in to a 5000-7500$ -investmet years of work and we're bearly 75% finished...good luck with whatever you do
Feb 5 2013 1:54PM
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whoa-dere
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When can we expect our samples?
Feb 5 2013 2:01PM
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deleted5
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I am actually a huge hot sauce fan, I like the ones for both taste, and atomic ghost pepper.
Feb 5 2013 2:32PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Was it you that made a thread about hot sauce labels? Probably was.. The odds of having two members with hot sauce business would be weird haha.
Feb 5 2013 3:51PM
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grown-ninja
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Haha yea thats me, we need about ~5000$ more to get in full production just trying to come up with the cash now-basically its all that's holding up back, hopefully we can pull money from tax refunds if it works out, i just locked down a bottle supplier in China this week, hopefully ordering 10,000 bottles and caps within the next few weeks, just got screwed out of 650$ trying to trademark our name which sucks, untill then just on our grind trying to line up people who will sell our product and pumping up hype for it. Gonna make it rain hotsauce on ns once we're good to go
Feb 5 2013 5:52PM
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Puzzled
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Feb 5 2013 6:02PM
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Soja.
Posts: 216 - Karma: 144
helemets that you can wear with over ear headphones, like having a cut out part so you can wear them the normal way but still have a helmet, eh eh eh? i claim 50% of the money you make
Feb 5 2013 6:21PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Sounds pretty awesome! Let us know when it's all ready and I'll purchase myself a bottle.
Feb 5 2013 7:13PM
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whoa-dere
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yay!
Feb 5 2013 8:00PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Has any company made transition goggle lenses? Hate going from tons of light to no light at all on my home mountain. I just wear a yellow lens during blue bird days just so I can see the dark spots of the mountain.
Feb 5 2013 8:08PM
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No.Quarter
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Bolle makes them
Feb 5 2013 8:15PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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I'll tell you fuckin what. When my bitch ass clients want me to rake their damn lawns in the fall im always tempted to say no and i actually do sometimes. Wanna know why? Because the fucking black garbage bags cant hold themselves up until they're 3/4 of the way full. Im always having to hold the bag with one hand and scoop in the leaves with the other which is a pain in the ass even on a calm breeze day. So you should make a bag that has like a coil on the inside or something and its able to support its self with the top open. Id buy the shit out of it.
Feb 5 2013 8:29PM
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K-Dot.
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Psh this is dumb. Don't you know that wearing humongous cylindrical goggles is the future? Henrik looks soooo good in them too
Feb 5 2013 8:29PM
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roddy116
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bidding for really famous restaurant reservations on the internet.
Feb 5 2013 8:35PM
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jmasterp
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I will purchase a bottle!
Feb 5 2013 8:42PM
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.Rybak.
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Is that like a photochromic lens? If it is I'm pretty sure oakley does.
Feb 5 2013 8:43PM
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accualyisdolan
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Idk y padded hats never caught on
Feb 5 2013 9:53PM
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JWoods
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spray on condoms
Feb 5 2013 9:55PM
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NinetyFour
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I usually use the clear as it seems more natural, but the black dip makes it look way bigger. I almost always use the dip as opposed to the spray, but when dip can gets low you get poor coverage.
Feb 5 2013 10:01PM
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whoa-dere
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holy shit would this work
Feb 5 2013 11:52PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Does't matter, you're Asian.
Feb 6 2013 12:09AM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
clown ski outfit
Feb 6 2013 12:26AM
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whoa-dere
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Let's compare
Feb 6 2013 7:49AM
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