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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
I've just created it boyezzz, listen up:

1/3 Hpnotiq

1/3 Jaegermeister

1/3 Wired energy drink ( for real pros, amateurs use red bull.)

drink up fellas. it's classy. nukka.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 9:26PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
ahmmm.... i will have to try this. sounds tasty

I like pie.
Nov 6 2004 9:29PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
It's official.



You're still herding swine as a profession -Anewmorning

Dont start with me...
Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

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Nov 6 2004 9:30PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
better add another 1/3 of wild cherry pepsi for good measure.


yes i'm aware that is 4/3s.

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Nov 6 2004 9:30PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^are you insane? That'd ruin a fantastic drink.

Go back to drinking school.

Happy birthday party me!




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Nov 6 2004 9:34PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
amaturs do not use red bull. they use mountain dew.

the dew is a normal hydrator, where wired/bull are actually for energy.

fuck, i really need to get blasted.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
Nov 6 2004 9:38PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Wired is no Red Bull. Wired is the crack cocaine of energy drinks, while Red Bull is more comparable to weed.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Nov 6 2004 9:39PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I perfer the 1/3 dry pasta, 2/3 milk, and 2 tbls of honey. mmmm mmmm.
-Pat Melvin
Nov 6 2004 9:39PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
apparently youve not had much wired, its liuid meth. im quite certain it has a longer halflife than plutonium...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 9:39PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
i gotta get me some of that shit.







in science class i sat down to fast and you know how you can sit on your balls. well i did and i sat down really fast and crushed them and right when i sat down i started puking and fell out of my chair. they teacher laughed. i felt like i could pass out i wanted to die.-*NWFT*nUkkA

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing. -manus

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!


I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
Nov 6 2004 9:41PM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
what are the first two things that it sais to add, i nevr heard of em before, can u get em in aus?
and they have wild cherry pepsi, sounds fuked up, i hope it dont cum to oz
Nov 6 2004 9:45PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
jaegermister? hahaha, what are you... 10????
-Pat Melvin
Nov 6 2004 9:46PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
everyone knows what jaeger is...
-Pat Melvin
Nov 6 2004 9:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hey man, it was an official recipe, i'd say jaeg, but it just doesnt sound as official? are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 9:50PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
i got the jaeg and wired but where can i buy hpnotiq? im sure the local liqour store has that shit but is it a vodka, bourbon, whiskey, what is it?



-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 6 2004 10:11PM
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Adamskinick
Posts: 3353 - Karma: 126
hypnotiq is ridiculous.. i barbacked a club in philly 3 years ago on new years.. they were sellin the shit by the bottle.
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Nov 6 2004 10:14PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
its like 40 bones a bottle is what it is. and its blue.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 10:16PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
^^Hypnotiq is a french thing... it's a mixture of vodka and cognac, with some kind of fruit syrup that makes it all green lookin'. Which is why it's AKA The Incredible Hulk.
Nov 6 2004 10:20PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
o god, hypnotiq, that shit pisses me off. $25 for a bottle, i drink the whole dam thing (yeah, i know its a mixer, but it tastes yummy stoned) and it doesnt do shit.
Nov 6 2004 10:20PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
you mean blue, light blue.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 10:21PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
Wait, yours is blue? Probably has blue caracao in it. All the IH I've seen is green.
Nov 6 2004 10:23PM
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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
^^^Doesn't do shit because it's 17% alcohol, which is why the jaeger is there... this guy's thinking, see?
Nov 6 2004 10:24PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
indeed. and what better way to compliment a jaeger-wired?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 10:33PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Hpnotiq is blue. The hulk is hpnotiq and courvoisier. It turns green when you mix it. Get your hyper expensive drinks straight.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Nov 6 2004 10:37PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
but simon, what if i wanted a So-Hip? what would i want then?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 6 2004 10:38PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Oh that's so easy. A So-Hip is hpnotyq and Soho Lychee liqueur.

And it's fucking awesome.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Nov 6 2004 10:39PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
im pretty sure that my local SAQ does not have Hpnotiq... which is a drag when it comes to trying to make this drink. But what really pisses me off is that all SAQ emploies are on strike.. so i cant even get hard alcohol... I misses my rum.
-Thom Savery
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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.
Nov 6 2004 10:42PM
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Bangor
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well, my last mixed drink consisted of a nalgene bottle full of vodka, with the very end of a sobe bottle added in for taste. basically chugging straight vodka. woooo!!!!!
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
Nov 6 2004 10:59PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
and i've posted the exact same thing in three threads, wow.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'Ha, I guess I do rock. I jumped out of a plane in a cow suit on halloween.' - OZSkier.com
Nov 6 2004 10:59PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
yeah, kids in Enumclaw drink beer and more beer. then they chew. welcome to hickville
~-~NWFT~-~

*Kirsten*


start smoking crack. It'll probably be better for you, and you won't need alcohol anymore - Melvs
Nov 7 2004 1:12AM
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*Christie*
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Don't forget the gun racks in their big ol' pickup trucks.



skihood.com
Nov 7 2004 1:13AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
fuck this shit, smoke some damn weed
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^exactly how my school is all day its just nuts. Black girls sayin OH SNAP AND GO LAQUISHA GO LAQUISHA and latino kids goin Eh ESSAY -bhill
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Nov 7 2004 1:23AM
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powdygrl
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The 'pro's' need to some Bawls, or some guarana beans, but they can be hard to get a hold of.
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Quick Maggie, lets make out before anyone notices!!!
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Nov 7 2004 1:25AM
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Sdot
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Jaegermeister = the epitome of disgusting tasting alcohol.

They take the nastiest candy flavor and make a liquor out of it... Bah.


Sarah
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Nov 7 2004 3:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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jaeg is awesome. the world spinning blows.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 7 2004 3:56AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
you guys all suck more than MSP.

Fuck you, I'm drunk. Eat shit non hpnotiq drinkers.

I rule, die.




'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'
Crystalneedsa...
'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'
Midwest_rep
'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
Nov 7 2004 4:00AM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
its all about grey goose and pom

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BOY

The Michael Jordan, the Babe Ruth, The Wayne Gretzky of Newschoolers.com idiots needs no introduction.... but here\\\'s one anyways. John Andrew Steward, a rich kid from Georgia, will not hesitate for a moment to tell you exactly what he\\\'s thinking (and I use that term loosely). His over 2000 posts make him one of the most prolific retards on our list, and he\\\'s become something of a legend on this website, representing the ever-growing intellectually devoid section of the membership here at NS.com. In fact, when the Golden Wheelchair award was first conceived, there was some talk of naming it after him, as a dedication. Also among his qualifications are his being named so often to Crystal-Needs-A-Park\\\'s honorary hall of fame for stupid posts, that the proprietor was forced to abandon the project: Atlantaski simply flooded it too quickly. Further, he had more entries into the original Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts than any other member of Newschoolers.com. Though he went into temporary retirement a few months ago, he has recently returned with a vengeance and, far from missing a beat, has stepped his stupidity up to new heights, recently capturing a GW award for mocking Trevor Peterson. He is fully deserving of his place near the top of this list
Nov 7 2004 10:30AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Oh how sad. The drink sounds good but does it gett u drunk or not kind of an expensive trio if it doesnt. But it sad to see how little ppl know on here




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Nov 7 2004 10:56AM
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cobalt
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crystal, you're going in my sig.
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Nov 7 2004 11:16AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
correction. 'crystal, you are in my profile.'
the way you said it made it seem like you were going to do it, but have not. and yet here he is in your profile. alas, the members on the website shall never know gramatical right from wrong.


Communism is alive and well. Just look at Canada... -trevorwoulddoit
Nov 7 2004 12:15PM
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Line101
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^Did you mean 'Grammatical'? 2 Ms there, man.
Nov 7 2004 12:16PM
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danbrown
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atlantaski that is the stupidest signature i've ever seen
-Dan
Nov 7 2004 12:23PM
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Sdot
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Grey Goose is mad good. It's sooo smooth, but it's expensive. It's $40 a fifth in Alaska. Fuck that.


Sarah
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Nov 7 2004 12:35PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
guarana. get guarana antartica, the best of brazilian guarana. Its kinda like a soda but its packin in energy. Im drinking some right now, since I happen to live around a huge brazilian community here in boston and there are ton of small stores my mom goes to get this stuff. Im gonna take a picture of it later because i love it so much./
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But just remember, for it to truley be hobo stew, you gotta mix it in the biggest bucket you can find and drink it all as quickly as possible from some kinda makeshift cup... I used a yougart container -apple
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Nov 7 2004 12:38PM
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Freeskier22
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the goose is for occasions only around here, we dont fuck around with expensive shit come first snow or new years ill pick me up a goose but for now its all about the 7$ mohawk handles ( plastic haha) and rum rum rum i liove rum


thats for democrats, and the stinkin liberals too
Nov 7 2004 4:48PM
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AJ_concepts
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Try bawlz, its got 72mg of caffine per 10 oz bottle, and the caffine isnt normal caffine, its derived (sp?) from the Guarana berry and is 2.5 time stronger per mg. than the caffine found in coffee

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Nov 7 2004 7:36PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
theres a bawls bottle on my desk, i like the bottle lots more than the drink.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
Nov 9 2004 1:21AM
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