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If you drive an escalade...

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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,346
you suck giant dick, if you drive these you are immediately a class 5 douchebag.
Jan 28 2013 8:15PM
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GavinW
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Yeah this. Dont judge. Makes you a class six asshole
Jan 29 2013 7:23PM
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oil.
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WHAAAAAAAAT he just went there!
Jan 29 2013 7:27PM
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KravtZ
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fucken lmao at people who judge others by the car they drive. Tonsn of rich people drive shitty cars, and tons of poor people save up just so they can look rich by driving a nice car. When in reality it really doesn't matter. I know two people personally who drive escalade esv's, both are super rich, and not douchebags at all.

You want to know who is a douche bag? People who drive piece of shit stanced cars
Jan 29 2013 7:48PM
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SPskier543
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People who judge others on what car they drive are most likely bigger douchebags than the owners of those cars. And theyr'e probably just jealous because they have a honda or kia...
Jan 29 2013 7:54PM
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edai
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lol my dad has one i bet your jealous as fuck bro because im gonna be pullin hoes all day in that bitch while you're in some stupid fucking stanced subaru that looks like someone smeared shit on it
Jan 29 2013 7:58PM
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Chunter
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Stop using the word Stanced. You don't know shit.
Jan 30 2013 1:43AM
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skithesprings
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1. stance 175 up, 93 down
To destroy a cars handling abilities by having it lowered an excessive amount. Typically, the tires are tucked way inside the vehicles fenders. But in order to have a hellaflush stance and run the required excessively wide wheels with tires that are stretched just to fit onto the wheels, the car has to have an excessive amount of negative camber. If you stand behind one of these cars don't be surprised to see the rear tires looking like "/ \". The rear tires are probably bald on the inside and the outside still looks brand new, and there's probably only an inch of contact patch with the ground. A hellaflush stance car can't even pull into a driveway without bottoming out and ripping the bumper off or cracking the vehicles oil pan. Some stancedcars are so extreme that you can't even turn the vehicles steering wheel fully in either direction without the tires rubbing.
"Eric, look at that stanced car, it looks so damn retarded. I don't understand why these kids do it, they are killing the performance and asking to get pulled over. Shit, if they get pulled over, they are gonna get deported!"

"With all that money he spent stancing his car, he could have actually made it handle well and be pretty damn quick. Instead he can't even go over a speedbump without using 2x4s."
Jan 30 2013 2:23AM
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
this. I don't like escalades but that's because I learned to drive in one and it was a bitch.

stanced cars, or whatever that is, are dumb. a friend of mine decided to lower his audi and all it means is that I'm stuck driving to the mountain more because his car can't handle more than 2 people in it.
Jan 30 2013 10:43AM
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hellomynameisjef
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lol op is one of the poors


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Jan 30 2013 11:53AM
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Laurent.
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You just keep on driving with that dog on your car.

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Jan 30 2013 12:22PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i strap my dog to a way better car than that

we drive in style
Jan 30 2013 12:50PM
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steezbox
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Not gonna lie, there is some truth to OP's statement.
Jan 30 2013 2:04PM
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-dAvE-
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I want one,
all black. er' thang.
Jan 30 2013 2:07PM
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Shukovski
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Only an idiot would buy an Escalade when Range Rover exists.
Jan 30 2013 2:07PM
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whoa-dere
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escalades are bigger
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Jan 30 2013 2:11PM
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Shukovski
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That doesn't mean it's better, a schoolbus is bigger then a Range Rover as well.

Try this with that mom suv.


Jan 30 2013 2:47PM
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bfulmer
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Internet logic: Let's prove that SOMEONE ELSE is a douche bag by posting aimless hate threads about them on the internet...
Jan 30 2013 2:49PM
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Wall_Nut
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Honestly, how can someone hate anyone for a vehicle choice? Unless they did something distasteful to it, like that kid in the stanced thread that lowered his kia.....Anyway, don't judge people for driving something you can't afford.
Jan 30 2013 4:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Women should not drive Escalades...
Jan 30 2013 4:24PM
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yelsel
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Whyyy???? If my husband bought me one, I'd be soooooo grateful. Then I would take it for a drive and run over those silly smart cars.

Jan 30 2013 4:31PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Le you and I are a different form of female driver.

Do you remember watching that lady try to park a VAN? Now give her an Escalade.
Jan 30 2013 4:35PM
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yelsel
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Yeah, alright. Good call on that one.

However, if I had the choice between an Escalade and a Monster Truck, Monster Truck it would be! God i would LOVE going to the ghetto chopper in that thing.

Jan 30 2013 4:38PM
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snwbrdmilf
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hahahahaha. Yes. I would not need my scaredy pants!
Jan 30 2013 4:40PM
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James.May
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you are terribly mistaken...
Jan 30 2013 4:54PM
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James.May
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maybe financially well, but doesn't have any idea what they are doing when it come to vehicular choice.
Jan 30 2013 4:57PM
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PJS.
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This thread sucks. We should talk about rat rods.



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Jan 30 2013 5:25PM
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