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My Friday Drive

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Bangor
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So, here I am yesterday, it's friday, and i'm driving fucking FAST in the parking lot of the college, trying to get the hell out before the traffic. I whip around this corner, and this bombshell in an M3 is coming out from the oppsite side of the access road, and we almost wreck each other.......... anyway, she gets out in front, the exhaust on the M3 growls at me at the stop sign, so i'm making my subaru roar back, just keep her on her toes........ she roasts the tires on the way out, i'm out right behind her, and then the double wide red light. we're stopped next to each other, both cars going insane, and then it goes green. she spins the tires, my AWD smokes her off the line, and we both scream towards the on ramp.......... make the turn onto the highway, keeping this crazy driving shit up the entire time...... soon enough we're both doing 90 in a 65 with no sign of slowing down......... i called a holy shit, and let off, i can't afford a ticket, and she just rips past. fucking out of sight by the time i've slowed down to normal speeds........ fucking blew my mind at the time........

so, after that whole deal, i'm chilling out on a side road, doing about 60, when this fucking jabba the hut pulls out in front of me in a fucking cadilac. i swear to god, you couldn't see through the fucking car, this woman was so fucking fat. so she crawls out in front of me, i slam on the brakes and go squealing around the tank, fucking barely miss the fatass mobile.

what a drive.
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Nov 6 2004 4:23PM
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tricksterboardin
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thats some rpetty random bs

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Nov 6 2004 4:26PM
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Bangor
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you're some pretty random BS, go eat shit.
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Nov 6 2004 5:05PM
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Lateralis
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you should of got out when the chick was stopped beside and pull out your wang and blow a huge load on her hood, then drive off to never see her again but knowing that you left your children on some hot broads sweet car, id be proud of you




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Nov 6 2004 5:07PM
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Crystalrossi
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lateralis - that was awesome/\


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Nov 6 2004 5:53PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Thats why i like Subaru and Audi, the AWD will roast anyone off the line.







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Nov 6 2004 5:54PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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thats a fairly awesome and admirable friday.
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Nov 6 2004 6:15PM
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k2yeags
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m3 are nice cars
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Nov 6 2004 7:10PM
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MattMcGinnis
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haha damn, so random yet so awesome. sounds fun man



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Nov 6 2004 7:16PM
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_alli_
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my driving story is when me and my friend were in this kind of sketchy area of downtown stopped at a light a week ago or so. it was pretty nice out that day, so we had the windows open. we were in the far right lane, and a drunk guy comes out of no where and leans in the window asking us where the third charlie's angel was. my friend started closing the window and the guy tried to stay inside the car until his neck almost got stuck, then he got out swearing and looking like he was on the verge of tears. I pulled away really quickly as soon as the light turned green.


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Nov 6 2004 7:20PM
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Bangor
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yeah, i was acutally really suprised at how well my car kept up...... M3 vs a 1.8L 2dr suby? but, using 2nd gear from 20-60mph does kinda give a little bit of power.

lat: i totally should have, but this chick was gorgeous........ i would have felt a little awkward rubbing one out on her hood.
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Nov 6 2004 9:06PM
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tricksterboardin
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i eat shit like you for lunch
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Nov 6 2004 9:34PM
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you eat shit for lunch?

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Nov 6 2004 9:37PM
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Meh42
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that was perfect
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Nov 6 2004 9:43PM
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Bangor
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i think he was attempting to call me shit, while talking about lunch. either way, he failed miserablely.
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Nov 6 2004 9:43PM
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jack_tha_ripper
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what subaru u got?
Nov 6 2004 9:49PM
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jack_tha_ripper
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dude, u shud have kept on goin, then if u had beaten her u cud have dum wot that lateralis person said to do, but if u had of lost it wud have looked pretty gay, but u kinda lost anyways soooo......
Nov 6 2004 9:52PM
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Adamskinick
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i loved the story bangor next time, u shoulda wipped out ur dick doin 90 and made small sexual gestures, she might've just pulled over.. hot girls drivin fast cars fast=good times..
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Nov 6 2004 10:24PM
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InfernoHits
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I've had some fun races in my trans am
Nov 6 2004 10:34PM
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Bangor
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96 impreza 2 door. it's only got a 1.8L engine though. but like i said, 2nd from 20-60 kept me up with an M3. (it might not have been an M3, now that i think about it. but it was a low-slung, 2 door BMW, M3 looking car with a wicked exhaust)
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Nov 6 2004 10:52PM
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TAK
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Hot, aggressive chick with a (maybe)M3... hotdam, I do have something to live for!

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Nov 6 2004 10:59PM
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tricksterboardin
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bangor sry man i really was so stunned by your amazing response that i tried to copy it
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