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Best place to hide a piece

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meowmo
Posts: 319 - Karma: -102
So far I've thought of:
1. wrap it in dryer sheets in a bag
2. Hollowed out DVD player
3. Bury it in a sealed bag


4. What else?...
Jan 25 2013 11:25AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
up your ass
Jan 25 2013 11:25AM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
a piece of cake? in between my fat flaps
Jan 25 2013 11:27AM
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JWeinstock
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way up there
Jan 25 2013 11:27AM
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amo
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Jan 25 2013 11:30AM
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Stickity
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2 ziplock bags then just stuff it behind something unless you're expecting someone to search your shit
Jan 25 2013 11:30AM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
number 3 or somewhere far in the backcountry.
Jan 25 2013 11:31AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
I've learned that the best way to not get caught with a piece is to just not have one. I haven't been sketchy about shit for months.
Jan 25 2013 11:48AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,449
Well done


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Jan 25 2013 11:49AM
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theabortionator
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Or hide it in plane site. Leave it out with some small art sculptures. Your mom will obviously not think it's a pipe because why would you leave it in plane site. I would even consider storing it on the kitchen counter where it's right in the open.
Jan 25 2013 11:51AM
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theabortionator
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*plain

"You wouldn't know troll if one dragged you under a bridge and raped and killed you before casting your body into the sewage filled river heading toward the sea.
-Abortionator"

^ Oh god that guy sounds violent.



3 post YOLO SWAG
Jan 25 2013 11:52AM
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wreck.yoself
Posts: 656 - Karma: 46
tissue box, pull the tissues out so it covers it
am I a genius or what?
Jan 25 2013 11:52AM
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Stickity
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Jan 25 2013 11:59AM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
boof it.
Jan 25 2013 12:04PM
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
put it in a notecard box with a bunch of condoms. if someone find the box, they'll assume its just where you keep your cock hats and will probably be too disgusted to keep looking through the box for your bowl.
Jan 25 2013 12:04PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
your kidding me right?
Jan 25 2013 12:07PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
well OP you should be a little more specific, why are you hiding this 'piece'? is it a pipe, bong, piece of pizza? we have no idea.


But I agree with the wankertanker on his middle post, often times not hiding things at all is a great route, i found when i was younger i would always get almost caught going into deep hiding spots, or my parents would search the hiding spots and not just out in the open. inside your extra shoes or ski boots is easy access and chances are your mom wont wanna stick her hand in your smell footwear, in goggle bag with goggles, or simply in a sock in a sock drawer with all the other socks


but if its a piece of pizza youre trying to hide, you might need to put your shoes in the fridge which could be a little suspicious
Jan 25 2013 12:17PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,465
Floor vent in a mason jar. Put your bud there too
Jan 25 2013 12:22PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
I prefer cremation for mine.
Jan 25 2013 12:34PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,483
hahaha all these name changes are confusing me
Jan 25 2013 12:39PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
your hiding your piece why?
Jan 25 2013 12:39PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
parents most likely
Jan 25 2013 12:40PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
This is all I came to post, and I'm fairly happy it was the first response haha.
Jan 25 2013 12:43PM
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Hammyslapwagon
Posts: 1261 - Karma: 1,409
Wait by piece do you mean a gun? ........Why are we hiding guns?
Jan 25 2013 12:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,449
?


I'm theabortionator.

IS it not showing up?


Maybe one of my other name changes is loading for you like ________ or jerry loves you?


Jan 25 2013 12:50PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
if it were actually a gun, he wouldnt have to ask NS where to hide it.

OP- inside a ziplock, inside your boot, inside your ski bag, inside your closet. If your mommy actually would go through all your ski shit to try and find contraband its time to move the fuck out.
Jan 25 2013 1:05PM
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MNS
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In a vent
Jan 25 2013 1:07PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
thats rad. just let em know you do and hope they are chill about it.

thats what i did. now my parents and i burn all the time
Jan 25 2013 1:15PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
I am honored. truly honored.
Jan 25 2013 1:42PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Honestly, get one of the first ps2s.. like the big ones. There is this door for an expansion thing or something and it has a huge compartment inside i can fit a bowl and about 2 grams of weed in there with extra space
Jan 25 2013 1:48PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
find a paint can thats mostly empty and hasnt been used in years in your garage. empty in out, clean the inside, and put all your stuff inside. the key is to make sure you snap the lid completely closed. if you do, they are pretty damn smell and airtight.

another good spot is your ski jacket. leave it in the pocket and hang up your jacket outside in the garage. no one will be rifling through the pockets. they'll think its wet and smelly from skiing and stay their distance.
Jan 25 2013 1:48PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

*ceiling

Dogs can't look up, bro.  Everybody knows that! 

Jan 25 2013 1:50PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
I have mine in an old tackle bag wrapped in bubble wrap.
Jan 25 2013 1:55PM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
just stick it in a bag then put it in a pair of folded socks in the back of your drawer.
Jan 25 2013 1:59PM
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BmoChop
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The ps2 one or inside your mattress/boxspring are really easy and pretty good. Another one that works is above your closet door on the inside, just tape it up there or something. Don't know if that makes sense but it works well
Jan 25 2013 2:04PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Get a Canon MP520, pretty decent all-in-one.

Right grey part is a door for SD cards.
Left grey part highlighted by arrow looks part of the chassis and feels solid but can in fact be pulled off by moving it to the right with plenty of force. Doing that reveals a hollow space the size of three stacked iPhones.

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Jan 25 2013 2:15PM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
you cut a hole in your chest and then put a bomb in it
Jan 25 2013 2:17PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
Your local head shop should have these in stock. I know mine does. What's a peice without a printer to stash it in.
Jan 25 2013 2:19PM
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BertBoyd
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Jan 25 2013 2:25PM
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James7
Posts: 233 - Karma: 30
hollow out a book and put it in there
Jan 25 2013 3:08PM
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Sno.
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yes but then where's the best place to hide your printer?
Jan 25 2013 3:14PM
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Sno.
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also, lawrence, you would spend $300 to hide a $15 pipe.

OP just cut the pages out of the middle of a book, or stash it behind your ashtray in your car.

Jan 25 2013 3:19PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Pretend that it's an amplifier.

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Jan 25 2013 3:49PM
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onLINE
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 423
in your moms back pussy?
Jan 25 2013 3:52PM
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miroz
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Came here to say this. Shoulda known it would be the first response.
Jan 25 2013 3:53PM
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Puns
Posts: 2052 - Karma: 429
I use an old hard plastic freeze off wart container, good size and no one will ask. Hollowed out hardcover book is pretty classic too. Or if you have a ceramic sculpture they usually have a hole in the bottom that might be big enough
Jan 25 2013 3:54PM
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Sno.
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is that just exposed drywall behind your desk or do you have some sort of quilted wall treatment?
Jan 25 2013 3:56PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Exposed drywall, I'm not going to spend a dime on my rental student room.
Jan 25 2013 3:58PM
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arnie_grape
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Jan 25 2013 4:00PM
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newnewschool
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IN YOUR HAIR
Jan 25 2013 4:04PM
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Sno.
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i laughed

Jan 25 2013 4:07PM
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