"You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."
"Improve your skis durability today by avoiding metal objects, trees and rocks."
"Is this another song about penises? I don't like all these songs about penises."
-my friend's dad
"when it comes down to it you just need to sack up and see some tits every once and a while."
SKI THE EAST