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Ski-hobo
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so very, very true







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Nov 4 2004 8:29PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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what was the other one they had...i cant remember...















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Nov 4 2004 8:30PM
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asac
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hahahhahaha. i wish it was true.





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Nov 4 2004 8:32PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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hhahahaha, jesusland sounds like a theme park. i was gonna use peterland but that gay bar down by the airport already took it.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Nov 4 2004 11:16PM
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freeski1620
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^^ ha ha thats a good one!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 4 2004 11:19PM
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Spam_Man_1500
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WOOOOO CALIFORNIA IS COOL, we are part of the COOL KID CROWD! UNITED STATES OF CANADA aka WOW SUPER FUN TIME SNOW TIME BEST SNOW EVER EVEN JESUS LAND CAN'T MAKE IT CAUSE ITS WARM (?)
Nov 5 2004 12:02AM
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edmonton_skier
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hics in green, jk
Nov 5 2004 12:07AM
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fatpigeon
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are you saying religious people are hics?
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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think. -Ice-Is-Scary
Nov 5 2004 12:55AM
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bigJ
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i live in Jesusland (aka America for all yall cock loving liberal bitches who can't comprehend the fact that values exist and what not because yall have your head stuck so far up your asses that all yall can see is yourself in the mirror) and I am damn proud of it.



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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 5 2004 1:22AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^that statement being proof of said morals right?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary
Nov 5 2004 1:33AM
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Sdot
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Hahaa, so true.


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Nov 5 2004 1:42AM
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hexum
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bigJ, when 23% of people that voted, and their most important issue was moral stance, then yes, our country has a really big problem. Essentially, that is 23% of the population that has absolutely no problem with breaking down the wall which seperates church and state. It started to happen during Bush's first term, with those faith based initiatives, which used PUBLIC MONEY funneled through the white house to pay for faith based programs, many of which are not optional, but instead are assigned to non-violent drug offenders in an attempt to get them to convert and lead their wasted drug filled lives behind and love jesus. Its 6 in the morning on a friday, so please for giveme if i have managed to mispell.

And OMG! Liam Downey is online for like the first time in forever!!! I've never seen you ski, but i still think about you!!!
Nov 5 2004 4:46AM
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Canadianskibum1
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Ski Hobo: You are a retard. Whoever made that pic should be shot, its a disgrace to everything Canada stands for. Most of us Canadians want nothing to do with ANY Americans, left wing or right wing.

Most of us up here dont agree with the US decision to go to war either, but we are not ALL left wing liberal pansies.

All the liberals in the USA need to SUCK IT UP, and realize the facts: BUSH GOT MORE VOTES THAN ANY PRESIDENT, EVER, IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA.
Despite the fact thatKerry spent 30 million dollars more than Bush on is campaign, (the most ever spent by any candidate) he still lost. Your nation has decided, deal with it.

So go cry over your beers, and stay the heck outta Canada. WE dont want you.


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Nov 5 2004 10:11AM
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aggro_sk8
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also, if you knew anything about religious demographics, you would know that there are few IF ANY christians in alsaska. i've met people who have tried to do missionary work in alaska, and no no success at all (10 years of work 5 converts) so, i think the fact you included alaska without any knowledge invalidates this thread. congratulations dumbass
-joe

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I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Nov 5 2004 11:22AM
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Insomniac
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Am I the only one who sees the face?
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Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Nov 5 2004 11:41AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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you guys need to simmer down. its a joke... okay? funny funny? simmmmmmmmerrrrrrrr......















Mercy's eyes are blue
When she places them in front of you
Nothing holds a roman candle to
The solemn warmth you feel inside
Nov 5 2004 11:49AM
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(Jonesy)
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i agree, this is both funny and true at the same time.

I like pie.
Nov 5 2004 12:02PM
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punk_rider
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i wish i'd live in jesusland nstead of my more and more allahland!
you americans, 99% christians are sooooo lucky!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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Nov 5 2004 12:25PM
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scofield
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YAY new hampshire is in the United States of Canada!!!



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**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake
'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
Nov 5 2004 1:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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it's funny. Not true at all but kinda funny.

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Nov 5 2004 1:23PM
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bigJ
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take florida too, we don't want em



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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 5 2004 1:25PM
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aggro_sk8
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-joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if you didn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

P.O.S.E.R.S CREW
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21
Nov 5 2004 2:54PM
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bigJ
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how about just whistler, lets annex that into Jesusland, nobody fucks with the Jesusland



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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
Nov 5 2004 3:00PM
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linemaverick540
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canadian ski bum, i believe you neglected to take into account that A) the world population is growing and B) More people voted in this election than any other election. thus making your statement about bush recieving the most votes true(possibly, dont know for a fact) but a pointless and irrelevant fact of knowledge.


Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
Nov 5 2004 3:08PM
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Line101
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^As I pointed out to him already, but apparently he ignored it and posted the same thing word for word in a different thread.
Nov 5 2004 3:09PM
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Integra81
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I don't understand why GW has to bring God into the picture. It's pretty scary if you are saying God is driving you to do these things or it's what he intends.

Here's a few of his more memorable quotes regarding the 'almighty'

'I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.'

'I believe all these things because freedom is not America's gift to the world, it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in this world'

'I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom.'
Nov 5 2004 3:33PM
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fatpigeon
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i feel sorry for you guys

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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think. -Ice-Is-Scary
Nov 5 2004 3:57PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I think the first map will happen, and the war of canada will occur, and canada will take aaaall the ski hills, but not utah, because the army never made in to cali, but managed to fend off utah, and a peace is settled.
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Nov 5 2004 4:04PM
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Canadianskibum1
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line maverick:
'More people voted in this election than any other election'...

You are right, and the fact that Bush won shows what the country wants!!! More Americans than ever before showed up to vote, proved that they did not want a liberal pansy in office. This validates my point. As I have said numerous times before,in numerous posts, as you so aptly pointed out, stop your crying, you lost fair and square.

The fact that the world population is growing has no effect on the US election (obviously). I think you meant to say that the US poulation has grown in the past 4 years, but Bush won by not only getting the most votes in US history (read USA TODAY before you try to disprove it), he won by over 3 MILLION votes, as well as taking a commanding victory in the Electoral college. How is that a conspiracy of the religous right? Hmm, Kerry conceded defeat grecefully, why do you all have to keep whining?


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Nov 5 2004 4:53PM
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skimack
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind if Cali became part of Canada right now. Oh well, maybe I can move to ohio and go blow up an abortion clinic or something because they killed people there...oh wait.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 5 2004 4:57PM
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hucker22
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so why is michigan part of canada?
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Nov 5 2004 5:15PM
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Canadianskibum1
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Ski mack: up here in Canada we find other ways of airing our differences than blowing things up. That seems to be an American specialty.
(I realize you wre being sarcastic)


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Nov 5 2004 6:57PM
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skimack
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^Shit, if you canadians don't have exploding things I ain't comin'. I'll stay rait hear whur you're free to explode whatever you be wanting to.


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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Nov 5 2004 7:13PM
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linemaverick540
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ski bum: last i knew the US was a partof the world although i could be wrong. i cant hold you fully acountable for your ignorance since youre canadian and not american (not saying youre dumb becuase you are canadian, just less educated on the american election than americans). also bush won the popular vote, yes but kerry was only a million behind.i think you are missing the point, more people over all voted in this election, not just for bush. actually, its possible that kerry had more votes than any other president in history although i can not be 100% sure


Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
Nov 5 2004 7:14PM
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PowderCanuck
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canadianskibum, just shut up. you are making canadians sound like jackasses. and all we have is our rep! if we don't have that then WHAT DO WE HAVE? WHAT DO WE HAVE?


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Nov 5 2004 7:25PM
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-=koLLac=-
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it's actually quite true haha...NY is in CA I live it (im here now)




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Nov 5 2004 7:49PM
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Line101
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As for a 'commanding victory in the electoral college'.... first of all, no he didn't. If a candidate wins over 250, you can call it reasonably close... however, that means absolutely nothing with regard to the 'will of the American people'. Amazingly enough, it's possible to win the presidency (and therefore the majority of electoral college votes) with 30% of the popular vote, and with the opponent holding 70%, if those votes are located in the right places.
Nov 5 2004 8:16PM
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Canadianskibum1
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Linemaverick: I suggest you look in the mirror before start questioning the intelligence of someone else. Not only was you post almost unreadable due to your terrible grammar, you obviously have got your news from idiots like Micheal Moore and not paid attention to the facts.

Bush won by 3.2 million votes, not 1 million. And no, Kerry did not have more votes than any other president. The very fact that this vote had the highest voter turnout of any election makes the Bush win all the more convincing. Despite the fact that the liberal minority is very vocal, they do not represent the will of the majority of the American people.

And I AM an American, I chose to live in Canada because of the higher standard of living here.
You are nothing but the steryotypical ignorant American, you point the finger at ignorant people not realizing the you are totally clueless yourself. Its people like you that make me glad I live in Canada.




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Nov 7 2004 5:14PM
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ski8990
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canadaskibum is right. bush did win fairly (well maybe) and that just proves the picture in the first post is a reality.



Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
Nov 7 2004 5:22PM
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fourdskate
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i saw john kerry in my tortilla.
I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

'I would do it, but i threw my back out humpin your mom last night, nooch'-Jason Mewes
Nov 7 2004 6:39PM
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FUJATIVE24
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everyone knows cali is in canada duhh






its a celebration bitches!

right coast for life


has anyone ever scratched there ass and get dried shit on it? i just did that and dry poop smells pretty good better then wet poop - skunkfucker
Nov 7 2004 7:11PM
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CallMeAl
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'Most of us Canadians want nothing to do with....'






Give me Keystone or give me death.
Nov 7 2004 7:21PM
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CallMeAl
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'And I AM an American,'-canadianskibum




Give me Keystone or give me death.
Nov 7 2004 7:22PM
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Mattman
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So good.... I like it




Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
Nov 7 2004 8:04PM
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Canadianskibum1
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I find all this jabber quite amusing, as I have dual citizenship, I am both Canadian and American. I love both countries, and am proud to be a citizen of two best countries in the world.

But there are times when I am ashamed to have an American passport, and this election was one of them, listening to all the ignorant Americans, both left wing and right wing, not paying attention to facts and thinking that their particular point of view is the only one.

Hence why I am glad to live in Canada, where we can observe Americans with a kind of amused detatchment.


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Nov 7 2004 9:32PM
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Black_Jesus
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Amused detachment, eh? Wait until we get a REALLY dumb President who decides to invade Canada. Then we'll see just how detached you are.
'I'm sick of us all talkin' 'bout 'dat White House. It's 'bout time we had a BLACK HOUSE!'-Reverend Al Sharpton
Nov 7 2004 10:02PM
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Swirly999
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'And no, Kerry did not have more votes than any other president'

Kerry got the second most votes ever with the exception of president Bush who got the most ever. And I don't think you should be ashamed of what is happening, people are argueing about politics all over the country and doing there best to defend there own point of view. This is great for America people need to get more involved in government.
I have lost faith in America
Nov 7 2004 10:11PM
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m1garand
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Why the FUCK would we invade Canada?



Ezekiel 25:17
Nov 7 2004 10:11PM
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SKItheBURG
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skibum, i'm pretty sure that bush had the largest campaign fund ever, not kerry. i guess i could be wrong, but that's what i saw on the news.
Nov 7 2004 10:43PM
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Prins
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Secular people have morals too. Problem was that no one knew what Kerry's were aside from the fact that he didn't like GW... How can you vote for someone with strong morals when you don't know where he stands on several issues.
Nov 8 2004 12:59AM
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the_friesz
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It's funny that people automatically label people who are guided by morals automatically as religious fanatics. I guess I must be alone here, cause I always thought that morals followed common sense. If it ain't right you automatically know it... However you can train yourself to tolerate it, and be conditioned by those around you to accept something that isn't right. I feel to many people are closing their eyes these days to what's right and what's wrong, it's easy to tell the differences if you're looking, but if you've been trained to accept what isn't you'll never know. To many 'enlightend' people today never take the time to logically think about morals and common sense and seem to accept what everyone else says at face value. Pretty sad...


'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
Nov 8 2004 1:07AM
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