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YOOOOOOOOOOOO, Buy my Car Newschoolers!

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JeremyClarkson
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Forreal guys, if i never needed newschoolers, now would be the time. I really need some cash so i can pay my rent and keep on sippin on my jack. Im strait up Shameless right now, so, Anyone in the new england area please make me an offer so i dont have to resort to couch surfin' wth some homiesssss' who will most likley make it known that I am the one in need of serious fuckin help. This car will get you from point A to point B with no suprises along the way, check it guys, hopefully you see something you like so make me a mothefuckinnnnn offer!

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/3539007685.html

Jan 11 2013 11:52PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,166
Good luck selling!

May I ask why you spell out your number in the ad?
Jan 11 2013 11:56PM
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james6345789
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so bots don't spam him.
Jan 11 2013 11:57PM
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Hi.Phi.
Posts: 602 - Karma: 84
Your username is Jeremy Clarkson and you are selling a car, that's funny haha
Jan 12 2013 12:42AM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
Doesn't Jeremy Clarkson drive nicer cars?

(sorry couldn't help it...good luck though selling it!)
Jan 12 2013 8:22AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
The lack of quality in those pictures.

Is this your phone?

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Jan 12 2013 9:02AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
haha nice rice lights.
ill trade you a 5th of your beloved jack for it.
Jan 12 2013 12:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha holy hell. Please tell me the car had most of those visual mods and the sound system when you bought it and you didn't waste your money making your car look like absolute shit.
Jan 12 2013 12:22PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Sold!

Also to the Cockrider, i bought it for a grand, fixed the clutch almost for free and just flipped it so yeah you can go back to wacking off to the STI daddy bought you, fuckboy.

Jan 12 2013 1:13PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Psst...your jealousy is showing.

...and I drive an R32 now, remember? The STI is the track toy and stays in the garage for most of the year. Duuuhhh. Get with it, chump.
Jan 12 2013 3:10PM
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Spinoza
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Thread titles like that are obnoxious
Jan 12 2013 3:19PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
$20 and you deliver to my garage.
Jan 12 2013 3:32PM
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spliff.Life
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ill give you 3 cookies and a snickers bar for it, btw i live in idaho im assuming youlll ship for free?
Jan 12 2013 3:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Ew. I feel bad for the poor soul who bought that.
Jan 12 2013 4:16PM
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Willgum
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I like it, besides the blue trim and op didnt even put that in himself.
Jan 12 2013 4:27PM
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ONTerriible
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I came to this thread expecting something like this.

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Jan 12 2013 4:31PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i was just in northampton like a month ago..

neat little place. the slow drivers piss me off tho.
Jan 12 2013 4:38PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
ya'll drive like grandmas out there...
Jan 12 2013 4:39PM
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Randy_Quench
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what do you expect on the seacoast? North hampton is populated by like 80% elderly/retired people.
Jan 12 2013 4:46PM
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ryano
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hahaha. fair enough.

but i found that to be true in most of new england...
Jan 12 2013 4:48PM
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Randy_Quench
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excluding MA drivers of course haha.
Jan 12 2013 4:51PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Does 2 packs of trident layers work OP? I'll throw in a couple single pieces I have laying around if you want.
Jan 12 2013 6:11PM
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BlackCupid
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I'll give you $100 for it.
Jan 12 2013 9:16PM
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