i know its winter and this video is hella irrelevant but my buddy is conducting an online video experiment with this short clip and needs the most views possible. Also its not the worst 11 second video out there.
I worked at a golf course when I was a kid. Forgot to put the governor back on one of the carts once. Luckily nobody said anything about it. Used to wash them then drift em back up to the side of the club house. I got hit by one of the damn things going full speed no governors.
Miss hitting puddles and doing 5s and shit. Somebody flipped one jumping the big sand trap and they started being dicks about it.
I actually LOLed which is rare unless I see something involving goofy looking animals or people getting hurt.
- the spanish cat
Everyone has their vice. I have one of the most expensive and elegant real-hair false mustache collections in the Western hemisphere.
In the spring after practice we can go grab a cart sometimes and we usually end up not golfing and fucking around on the golf carts. Driving down a hill and whipping around is really fun to do on them until you tip it.
Failure to detect drifting but my badassery alarm is going off.
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2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3) Don't suck.
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I love golf carts, I wish I never got rid of mine. I had an old yamaha that I used to hop around my camp grounds during the summer. I tuned that fucker and got it going like 30. The companies that make them put so much shit on the engine to make them comply with consumer safety laws so they dont have to put seat belts in them. Thats why they all go like 12 miles an hour. I would always take mine through these trails I made in the woods with some of my buddies with quads. I would cruise around and pick up bitches on the back seat, throw a cooler under the rear seat and have a great time. Thing was a total chick magnet.
Nobody will believe him when he tells the cops you just randomly started pissing everywhere , but his fingerprints will be all over your dick so he is screwed
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Golf carts...I drifted on a golf course once, tore up a 20 foot piece of turf, I hauled ass outta there. Also one time matt_rossi and I went golfing, took a cart, and the brakes let out on top of a hill. We went rolling full speed backwards down the hill into the woods, finally coming to a stop after hitting a tree, Matt almost broke his arm, but we managed to not fully destroy the cart and covered the dent with a rag then booked it home. It was a good day.
haha i'm glad you enjoyed them... last night was our late company christmas party for the kitchen i at so i proceeded to get bombed since my girl was driving. then i was forced to sit in bed with her while she did her math lab and i had nothing but newschoolers. -___-
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